>BvS is mature capeshit for grown-ups!
BvS is mature capeshit for grown-ups!
Jose Morris
Alexander Cox
>not eating Revenant sponsored cereal
Gotta have muh Pops
John Stewart
is kino ur a pleb
Sebastian Martin
>Not having a lifetime supply of kinocereal to eat while experiencing BvS
Jeremiah Cooper
>not making batman 100% chocolate
>not making superman 100% strawberry
>no marshmallows
Jesus Christ, they even botched the cereal.
Robert Ortiz
real life isn't black and white Disneyfriend
Benjamin Scott
Robocop merchandise was marketed to children.
Charles Reed
>yo dog, you want batman cumming in your cereal or superman?
Henry Perry
why can't I have both?
Andrew Gomez
...
Julian Taylor
Of course they were going to have marketing catered to kids. How autistic are you, OP?
Caleb Phillips
>zack snyder wants a dark batman movie where bruce gets raped in prison
>wb wants to sell cereal and toys
fucking kek. what a shitshow.
Jacob Lopez
>chocolate strawberry
>mixing chocolate with healthy foods
REEEEEE
WHY DO THEY DO THIS
I JUST WANT PURE CHOCOLATE, STOP PUTTING STRAWBERRIES ALL OVER IT
Oliver Murphy
Even for a teenager, you're not particularly bright, are you?
Sebastian Martinez
>implying the "strawberries" in the cereal are even actual strawberries not just flavoring.
They can advertise it all day as having no artificial flavors but we all know it's bullshit.
Evan Foster
I don't want any fruit flavoring, real or not, in my chocolate
Cameron King
I counter your assertion with chocolate orange.
Henry Lopez
Dawn of Breakfastkino
Carson Perry
The Batman one is fucking top tier sugary cereal. Try it first, plebs. I got more enjoyment from it than the actual movie.
Jeremiah Young
Real cereal is.
Grayson Gray
>only kids movies can have use cereal to advertise
Grayson Bennett
But those are fake.
Benjamin Price
>literally sugar for breakfast
amerifats pls
Daniel Jenkins
amerifat? what the fuck?
David Hill
is Sup Forums the official reddit 2.0
Nolan Lewis
You are reacting as if he had writen amerislim
Christopher Young
What sub?
Oliver Ramirez
Oatmeal and granola reigh supreme
Gabriel Cruz
When people say Marvel is for children, it means it's a family movie for all ages
When people say DC is for a mature audience, it actually means angsty 13 years old teenagers who think of themselves as mature
Ryan Foster
Says the guy fuming in a cereal thread
Caleb Taylor
r/funny
Josiah Gray
>flavored with other natural flavors
>no artificial flavors
suuuuuuuure