Post yfw you cross Johnny Depp

post yfw you cross Johnny Depp

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no reaction pic, but I would advise him to "loan" me a shit load of money before someone else gets it

>that straight edge

She ran herself into a door

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>married in 2015
>want's divorce and half his money
>married in 2015
>half
>1 year worth of half-assed blowjobs
>200 million
>filed for divorce 2 days after his mom died

Bitch is lucky she still has a head to punch cause I would've secret windowed that ass

Is his career, dare I say it, over?

He should have killed her.

They're gonna fuck him anyway.

looks like we have an abuse sympathizer here boys

i hope she gets every penny she's seeking.

I think it was on its way out before this. He can't do anything except wacky characters anymore.

>she will never sit on your face

JDIMSA

I'm sure Depp is a prick but anyone that doesn't recognise this as Gone Girl levels of pre-planning and manipulation on her part are retards. It's been predicted for a little while that she'd engineer a spectacular divorce from him. She's gotten a lot out of the relationship - property, status, opportunities and people forget she's a lesbian. Now that she's seemingly nailed down a franchise position on the cancerous capeshit train, she doesn't need him anymore. She's a real-life succubus.

my boy Depp with that haymaker.

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Stop being to poor Johnny guys!
He's hurting

Inspector user, I think you're on to something.

>She claims Depp smashed his iPhone on her face.

>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.

Depp is done. I would flee to Syria if I were him.

Depp and Mel buddy cop movie when?

fucking this. this bitch is hot but reeks of being a cunty schemer

lel
but seriously, how do we save him?

>>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.

sauce? where did she say that

tmz is claiming she said that

tmz.com/2016/05/27/amber-heard-johnny-depp-cops-no-injuries/

tmz always get their shit right. he is finished

I don't picture Depp losing his shit this hard

"Avoid actors," barks Frank Converse as studio boss Fallon. "They'll kill you."

>mfw there are currently 16 threads about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Equal Rights and Equal Lefts

TONTO MAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

>think Depp is a libtard cuck
>turns out he is somewhat red pilled
Color me surprised. First time he has done something that made me respect him even a little bit in about 20 years.

>this

no there isn't, and several were deleted

I never liked him anyways tbqh

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>First time he has done something that made me respect him even a little bit in about 20 years.
Him beating his wife?

Who are you quoting mate?

>>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.
Yfw she staged it by hiring this guy to play depp

if you tried to do the same your girlfriend would knock your ass around the block, who are you kidding dweeb

That could so easily be make up.

This is what it looks like if someone's seriously had a go at you.

What movie is this? I like Shanon

Cocaine

top lel she was talking about alimony all this time

memes aside, if you don't have respect for an actor until they're accused of beating their wives, which you associate with being red-pilled (a term coined from a film made by 2 mental ill people), then you have issues bud

It'll be a Nathan For You episode

You don't know anything about their relationship

I'm not generally a skeptic when women claim abuse but that doesn't look real at all

i mean thats not even a bruise. that kinda mark wears off in minutes

is that rongie rongriguez?
i think there is something here

It's Boardwalk Empire

>I like Shanon

I like you

Holy fuck ...is this her message about illuminati and other secrets?

oy

I would pick Depp's side but this looks pretty serious or it's make up, I can't even tell the difference

sup johnny, better lawyer up faggot

>trusting
>vaginal
>jews

He has gone off the depp end, it's over

reminder that she made a nude video for depp and that i fapped to it like 10 times

Fuck man, you're making me believe in true evil

>the female is always to blame
good MRA goy

you should try hitting yourself in the face and see how much force is actually needed to bruise someone that way

seeStaged as fuck or he slammed herself to the door.

Thanks

>tmz always get their shit right.
lol

Fuck her, piece of shit of a woman.

>This is what it looks like if someone's seriously had a go at you.

No. Can you imagine how that little woman would look if you went full force in her fucking face? I bet the guy didn't even use 50%.

tfw you dump your long time old bag of a gf and mother of your children for some psychopathic freaky young ass that everyone warned you would steal your money.

bitch is too hot but 200 mill is 200 mill

So many beta anons trying to side with Depp because they think all women are evil. None of you know anything about this case

Yeah, I'm always baffled by people who claim stuff like this is easy to fake. I've gotten punched in the face multiple times, and it's never significantly bruised.

She said he pushed her iPhone into her face.

>Here in America, the gender-wage gap is stopping women from getting ahead.
>So it was no surprise when top-billed actress Amber Heard gave my show a shout for some ideas of how to get on top

>While nothing special, I noticed that Amber had one trick up her sleeve
>She was married to famous actor Johnny Depp
>And inspired by recent news around Brendan Fraser, I devised a plan

Who wouldn't? She looks like goddam princess myrcella

that guy should get more roles

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I wish I was hot girl and could marry rich man then get him to knock me around and take his money.

I have more marks on my face when i sleep on a wrinkly pillow.

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Like it or not hey have more credibility than Gawker and Buzzfeed

>domestic violence is a-okay as long as you don't hit hard enough to leave a giant hematoma
In what kind of damaged homes did you all grow up?

siding with the one that worked for the money

>make up everywhere
>but the spot

cheeky lass

this

i wish people magazine and all other shit rags just left this alone, no need for people to get upset on the internet over someone's private life.

we need a /celeb/ containment board.

This.

I smell bs.

neither of you have either been hit very hard then.
as skinny as she is, any real force would have cut her

it looks like she hit herself with an iphone a few times.

top kek

I saw the divorce and money grabbing coming the moment they announced that they're dating. Is Depp really so messed up that he didn't see this shit coming from a mile away?

>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.

Hngggg I hope it leaks online

who is this bitch and why did she even think about leaving the kitchen?

did he yell "ITS AN EYEPHONE BITCH" I hope he did

but that pussy game was ridicouolous

It would greatly benefit society if everyone on Sup Forums burned to death. I'd sacrifice myself for such a noble cause

Johnny can get away with it right? I mean look it Sean Penn

get a sex change like everybody else

he's an alcoholic and frequently does hard drugs. yeah, I can picture him beating his bitch.

I'll admit that I've only had glancing hits to the face. But come on. It's ok to hit your wife provided you don't hit her very hard?

he's been off his head on coke since he stopped doing heroin

I wish there was a law about the obvious, like when something is completely obviously made up or acted for the "victim's" benefit. This picture seals the deal she's a fucking awful person. I hate this so much and support Depp fully.

Imagine her just acting like a full on bitch, telling him how she's going to take him money to his face. Calling him a faggot, making fun of him, belittling him, just begging for him to hit her. When he didn't, she did it herself. This is an awful world we live in.

;_;

the fuck, so its true?

>as skinny as she is, any real force would have cut her
I wouldnt factor in being fat or skinny unless you were a 300 lbs landwhale and could absorb hits like a sponge