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people.com/article/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce-whats-at-stake

>Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp on Monday. Now one of Hollywood's richest men and his rising-star ex-love face the task of reaching a financial agreement.
>Heard, 30, cited irreconcilable differences in her filing and is asking for spousal support from Depp, 52, according to the documents obtained by PEOPLE. The two did not have a prenup, reports TMZ.
>Legal experts say Heard may indeed win spousal support, along with her share of the couple's joint earnings during the short 15-month duration of the marriage. Meanwhile, the difference between their fortunes is vast.

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>start amber heard divorce thread
>don't mention the domestic abuse

But Depp was already out promoting his film when the alleged assault took place

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Expecting Sup Forums posters to be up on entertainment news and not days late. Come on, Satan.

what domestic abuse

>The two did not have a prenup, reports TMZ.

who would even believe her. this just screams "heartless slut wants to scam as much money out of him as possible". It happened a million times before

>2016
>not having a remote-controlled robot to beat your wife while you're away
get with the times, gramps

>The two did not have a prenup

DID BRENDAN FRASER TEACH YOU NOTHIN!?

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>getting married

Wew

These Hollywood morons are too dumb for their millions.

she deserves everything she's seeking from him

fucking scumbag

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>no prenup

JUST

He deserves it for killing River Pheonix.

If you don't think she DESERVED a beating after trying to take her dogs on an international voyage then you aren't human.

this is what you get for that Willy Wonka movie you bum!

>no domestic abuse pics

Superior bread here

Post appropriate music

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karma

>tries to stump the Trump
>Wife files for divorce

police

She obviously doesn't deserve to get beaten up, but you've really gotta be expecting this shit when you marry an alcoholic drug addict.

>literally marrying

Why? Why sign a paper like this that will do nothing for you but fuck you in the ass? Why fucking bother? Why do this?

Does he think he is actually a pirate?

How many PoTC films will he have to do now?

arrest

>Implying Depp isn't too weak to hit Amber
>Implying Amber didn't hurt herself for the alimony

>Getting married

Thought you were smarter than that, Depp

Daily reminder Cuoco walked away

looks like he barely scratched her

it can get you minor advantages with taxation and shit, but why rich people do this is beyond me

After decades of drug abuse, Depp must be clinically retarded

she said she has video

he's JUSTed

C-C-Combo breaker!!!

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More likely their marriage contract ran out and they're putting up one last finale coinciding with that trashy Burton flick.

She didn't kill River Phoenix though.

>not making more than your woman

What a pathetic excuse of a male

>signed a $72 million contract for the long-running series
>$72 million
What the actual fuck?

based barnaby joyce ruined their marriage by kidnapping their dogs and forcing them to go full cuck to get them back lmao

it's over

Jesus what happened to him?

I wonder if he spanks Lily.

Forgetting to add
>1 week ago johnny depps mother died
It's like OP doesn't even care about the story and just wants to copy paste shit

What the actual fuck? How is this a thing? Can we not? I am literally dead.

Fucking bitch has everything planned. Nevetrheless. I expect Depp unsuccessfully trying to stand up and throwing a fist to the air. The edition will do the rest

Looks like Johnny should have Heard her coming XD

Amber spanks Lily

yep, JUST indeed
that nigger is done

What argument were they having that he was compelled to strike her

deadline.com/2014/08/big-bang-theory-stars-jim-parsons-johnny-galecki-kaley-cuoco-close-big-new-deals-813847/
> the trio are in the long-rumored Friends salary territory, scoring paychecks of $1 million per episode for the 72 episodes the show is slated to produce in Seasons 8-10

it was not though

I also have a video
If you fucking know what I mean MRS* HEARD

>millionaire
>most women in the world want him
>as desirable as can be
>is getting fucked up the ass by his wife now

what chance does any man have

C-C-Combo breaker!!!

C-C-Combo breaker!!!

something about rum like all their arguments
I mean they fucking got together because of rum
it's always the rum

Avatar was a terrible movie

So I don't understand. What are the draw backs of getting a prenup? Why don't ALL men demand a prenup?

why would a pirate need eyeliner

literally none

If you get married or a live-in gf, you're JUSTed.

he got married

To be fair, Depp's looks and career have been in decline for years and he left the mother of his children for Amber so he JUSTed himself

White people age like milk.

rip Depps bank account

I'm genuinly curious as I can't even navigate around Tumblr/Reddit: Is that lol I'm such a nerd thing still trendy or is it even about hitting home something bigger more destructive agenda?

Why would anybody in that position get married?
Its the dumbest shit ever. You have everything to lose.

he probably didnt forsee that he was going to lighty graze her right eye

Why do celebrities even get married?

7 months
15 months

>girl: *cries* "but I thought you love me. dont you trust me?"

they're rich and stupid

>implying it matters

Women with a sob story can convince a judge to throw a prenup out

you can actually get older than 40, when you dont have aids

men only exist now to benefit their feminist over lords.

>guy: *cries* "but I thought you love you. why do you need my money?"

#madatmort

Is Thom Yorke the only intelligent celebrity? He had a girlfriend for over twenty years but he never married her. Even after they had kids he didn't marry her.

Considering they became rich by being physically attractive, it isn't surprising that celebrities always find ways to waste their money

top tip kek

I miss this meme. Will this mess revive it?

there are lots of unmarried celebrity couples

>yfw Zack Snyder fucked that pussy

I believe you but I haven't heard of them. Could you list them?

Guesses are it's arranged + market some franchise + beard

>guy: *cries*
he already lost

>Amber Heard
>rising-star

ricky gervais
thom yorke

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Johnny Depp literally looks like a fucking average guy who repairs vending machines for a living.

Why is he even considered attractive? He's got a round pudgy face, no attractive features.

His saving grace is decent hair.

why is she so evil bros?

what is this

lol i like dogs too :)

shes white

The reason why Depp smashed his iPhone in her face.

how naive. thats not how it works my man

>The two did not have a prenup.

Jesus

Jon Hamm also ended a 20 year relationship with someone he wasn't married to. The pain behind the art has so come from somewhere.

>Amber signs onto Aquaman thinking it'll turn her into a superstar
>Hack Snyder fucks up Batman v Superman
>Warner Bros. panic
>they have have Aquaman rewritten
>the butchered script + producer meddling ruins the movie
>it flops hard
>mfw Amber sucked Hack Snyder's cock for nothing