I'm going to become a hero in my free time and patrol the streets

I'm going to become a hero in my free time and patrol the streets
first dubs is my hero name
second dubs is my fighting style/weapon (something realistic guys)
Third dubs is my hero costume (color 'n preferences)

dat boi

An hero?

Perv alert

this

make your outfit like the 404 girl

Hitlerman

Name: Night Fever

Cuckman
Black dildo as weapon

Tiger Blood

Benjamins

Gokkun

HitlerDidNothingWrong Man

Nigger Tim

Betafag

Large silos for weapon, seems like a joke but hear me out. You carry a bat you can get locked up and a weapons charge. A silos though is not a weapon and if someone gets beat down with a dildo you really think they will tell anyone?

>Nigger Tim

WINRAR

There it is op

winrar

Weapon is a dildo

Awww man wasted.

Dudeman

a can opener

>Name is Nigger Tim
>Fights using the African Slap

there's your weapon.

a see through morph suit with nothing underneath

re-rollin

oh, do I see dubs?

>check em name.
you poor bastard

Pink costume with yellow jew star on the chest

Nigger jim

Tardo

Hmm, as a name: Captain Dildo
Weapon: 1 black big dildo and 1 smaller hidden pink dildo

Fighting style is a dick grabbing martial art

So you're Nigger Tim, you fight with a can opener, and you wear a see-through morph suit naked underneath.

/thread

Namen. But with condome

Fucking winrar

When is his Netflix series?

"The Fucker" n the cockgrabbing stuff could work

I'm bored. Tell me a story one word at a time.

How to i beat crime with a can opener

You open up a can of whupass