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Promise me, Ned

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Promise me, Jon

I have about as much respect for game of thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.


It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Tumblr. It is SJW. It is Walter White.

Here is the translate: "I miss you too but do you like surprises dont you? You will get it if I say its soon.Best wishes."

She isnt playing in any tv series at the time in Turkey. ITS CONFIRMED GUYS.

>Beautiful, and willful, and dead before her time.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE REMINDER!

1st for time travel

Is the show following the books closely still

nth for DRAGON FUCKING SHITS

ssss sand sneks

Pls tell me she's also a german porn actress.

've been many things. Now I am what you see.
He knew what would happen. From the moment he left, he knew and he went anyway.
I've been watching you. All of you. All of your lives. With 1,000 eyes and one. Now you've come to me at last, Brandon Stark. Though the hour is late.
He died so you could find what you have lost.
You will never walk again. But you will fly.

So were you once.
It is time to go.
It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you'll drown.

The man beside him is Howland Reed, Meera's father.
Far better.
Did he?
That's enough for one day. We'll visit again another time.
Time to go.
No.
Maybe. Maybe he heard the wind.
The past is already written. The ink is dry.
I've told you many times, stay too long where you don't belong and you will never return.
You think I wanted to sit here for 1,000 years watching the world from a distance as the roots grew through me? So why did you? I was waiting for you.
I don't blame you. You won't be here forever. You won't be an old man in a tree. But before you leave, you must learn.
Everything.

He touched you.
He touched you. He knows you are here. He'll come for you.
He can now. His mark is on you. You must leave, all of you.
The time has come.
For you to become me.
No.

Listen to your friend, Brandon.
The time has come. Leave me.

>You never knew Lyanna as I did, Robert. You saw her beauty, but not the iron underneath

Front page of reddit is now trashing the plot holes, lmao at your low iq show

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>Bran can warg into Hodor because his consciousness is almost animal-like
>it became animal-like when Bran warged into him in the past when he was normal

time travel AND time loops AND precognition AND mind control

holy shit did this just cheapen the entire series, it rendered everything we've seen so far irrelevant

>>>Bran is only going to become more powerful

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Emilia really does have a qt face

cast him /got/

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Is Bobbyposting a thing now?

I like it

Why does she always look like she has to take a dump.

Love is sweet, dearest Ned, but it cannot change a man's nature

reddit loves this show friend

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What a slag!

Night King recast

literally nothing to suggest it has anything to do with a tv or acting

you can stop posting it now

inb4 Bran wargs into one of the dragons while Bran the builder time travels and rides the other. Then a 3rd time traveling Bran rides Drogon after Dany dies

Doesn't looks like Cordy nor Maisie at all tbqh

How would Bran know when to tell people to do something? If the future always turns out the way it did why would he feel the need to do anything?

I'm the Nights King, Bitch!

>tfw Myranda was severely underused

Why is she so much hotter than all those royal slags bros

lol theres dat snaggletooth

whoever was claiming she doesnt have one look here

>TFW Dragonbinder does not bind Dragons
>TFW Dany cannot control her Dragons
>TFW The Great Other has marked Boyfu as his nemesis
>TFW Boyfu BTFOs Dany and steals her Dragons to save the day
>TFW Bran is the only relevant character

I dont like this thread

DELETE THIS

Does it matter? The books are dick and balls, literally to some degree.

The only thing in ASOIAF even worth it are the events that happen "off-screen", as you might say, and the lore. The latter of which if only because it's ambiguous and left untainted by George's uncaring, sweaty nutsack.

I wonder how long it's been since Martin saw his own penis.

I'm waiting for the Akira anime ending to be honest.

Jacelyn Bywater

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>Royal Slags
>Hotter
>The cunt that sagged and the cunt that was Blacked

She may be hot, but that's not saying anything compared to the Tits that were sagged in the show

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What if Bran is Bran the Builder and he raised the wall in the past?

Stop with the fucking shilling Ozge.

No one cares about you and no one believes your bullshit about being Lyanna

How can one cripple be so BASED?

she looks good in a tight sweater

Agreed dude

He was so cute.
What happened?

he's going to go back in time to see what Bran the Builder does. He's going to be waiting and waiting, but the first Bran isn't going to show up. Then, and only then, will Bran realize that he's actually Bran the Builder

>stay too long where you don't belong and you will never return

This feels ominous, if only in reference to the Three-Eyed Raven himself.

most beautiful girl in the seven continents

THEY WILL BEND THE KNEE OR I WILL DESTRY THEM
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He is and he did. Somebody post the kindle picture from Dunk and Egg

>Bloodraven built a door on the cave (presumably) because he knew Bran would come with Hodor and he would need to hold the door
>he also allowed Bran to touch the root and allow Night's King in because Hodor would need to hold the door against someone
>he also took Bran to Winterfell of all places when the wights started attacking because he knew Bran would need to warg into Hodor so he would become Hodor
>Hodor started hodoring in the past before any of this happened
>and it happened because he started hodoring in the past
>the ink is dry
>or something like that

I fucking hate temporal causality loops.

inb4 the end of the series is Bran time traveling to stop himself from becoming a cripple and it is the one thing that stops everything from fucking up

>my pussy wasnt the only hole he helped himself to, Petyr! Do you know how much it hurts? It still hurts me today!

>Unfortunately I understand quite well, Lady Sansa. You see, when I was younger, I stayed with your family in Riverrun. Well, that night, you uncle Brandon, he had a bit too much to drink, and he wandered into my chamber while I was sleeping. Well, he was much stronger than me and a much better fighter. And as I found out that night, you uncle was also a big guy.

xth for the most delicate of flowers

Are you joking?

He evolved into being a hot twink.

What the fuck are you bumbling about

puberty

Randyll tarly

>Benjen is also touched by the nights king which is why he couldnt return to the wall

Brit genes. Grew up to be a lanky son of a bitch. What he needs is to get a little bit chubby so he can regain some of that cuteness.

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>Cersei and Margaery are not that hot naked

Have I made it simple enough for you Sup Forums pleb?

>Volantis send a huge fleet to Meeren
>Victarion estimates, that even if they were hit by the storm, there would still be about 500 warships
>the Ironfleet arrives and there is no mention of the Volanteen

Did GRRM forget them?

No fucking way

That sounds like a possibility but how would the characters all play their younger selves? Also wouldn't that leave Danny, the Lannisters, and Jon kind of fucked anyway?

Benjen is Bran

kek nice

Sup guys

I hope the girl with the perky tits from that play becomes a reoccurring character.

again with the "doesn't look like" argument

literally the only instance of someone looking like they're supposed to across two incarnations is rodrik cassel

the show doesn't care

what a retarded post

Actually the entire series is just Bran dreaming while he's in a coma

This is why the last book is called "A Dream of Spring"

Screencap this

>I promise, no more climbing.

>I'm sorry Robert, but I can't be the Hand. I have responsibilities here. I have a family here. I won't go South and never return like my Father and Brother.

>It's the only thing I've ever wanted!
>Shut up, Sansa.

>Jon, before you go off to the Night's Watch, there are some things I have to tell you about your mother... and your father.

>Arya, you're getting pretty good at fencing, but you also have to learn how to sew and shit.
>Oh, fine.

>Robb, you've learned everything I have to teach you.

>Theon, you're like a son to me.

>It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you'll drown.

The drowned god is Bran who drowned in his vision, never able to resurface, eternally wandering history and speaking to people.

>All of your lives.

He is also the many-faced God. He made the faceless men his instrument. He whispers them names of people they should kill to shape the timeline the way he wants.

afraid not.

She's just the sexiest of all maybe the most in the world tbqh

Cersei and Margaery aren't that good looking in the first place, at least no conventionally, and I wasn't talking just about them but about all those ugly noble slags. And Myranda looks great naked.

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How did you think GRRM forget them when he has Barristan despairing at first when he sees a bunch of ships because he figures it's Volantis arriving until he also see's they're fighting?

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>implying that wouldn't just delay Arya's shit behaviour and have Lyanna happening all over again

>it rendered everything we've seen so far irrelevant

That's what I said when the White Walkers attacked that Wildling village in season 5, and then everybody including the White Walkers totally forgot about it.

Honestly this episode was a total loss for me. It ruined the White Walkers by giving them the dumbest possible origins straight out of fucking comic books, and then some Ayn Rand bullshit just top put the icing on the cake.

GRRM is a hack.

Promise me, Loras

zoe?

Victarion should have arrived a few days before the Volanteen fleet, he's using blood magic to turn the winds in his favour and because of this he's sailing two to three times faster than an average fleet could sail.

>implying Arya wouldn't become a balanced individual being able to pursue her dreams, but also having a sense of duty to her family.

She was beautiful in 300. At least at the time.

Damn, Kate Beckinsale doesn't age.

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What was the Ayn Rand stuff? Didn't watch it.

Since all Ironborn on the show wear that same poor rags crap with a plastic chestpiece thankgod they cut Vic, he would not wear his Kraken armour.

is that a fucking lannister shield on one of the wights

>Dany finally sits on the iron throne
>it falls about to her sheer brute weight
>haha.. I-i told you, i will break it.. teehee

That's fucking retarded. Can someone explain why everyone started calling him Hodor instead of using his real name?