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Best Targaryen edition

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xth for /got/ has turned into people replying to tripfags and attention whores

i miss the first few days of /got/

>>Can someone explain why stabbing a human bean with dargonglass turns them into a snowskele, or why that same dragonass kills them?

It's a blood magic ritual. Killing by ritual is distinct from killing in battle.* Dragonglass is also called frozen fire. It's a stone that can contain heat. When inserted into a man's heart, it draws out all the heat in his blood, freezing his flesh throughout.

Why can they raise the dead? I don't know. Maybe the first Other was a great warg in life, and getting iced made him able to possess corpses? I don't think we ever see other Others raising corpses specifically.

* That's also why Ramsay has survived so well

So his song of ice and fire is Jon, right?

Why was it so sad?

>Hodor's body not burned

The whole tree was destroyed by a children of the forest tactical plasma nuke with magic killswitch

>countless countries have awkwardly translated the "hold the door" wordplay
foreign normies btfo

PIDÄ OVEA
PIDOV
PODOR
HODOR

>no episode this week

right here

If the leaks are true and Arya just fucks off refusing to kill a target because D&D demands their waifu character stays pure, then WHY DRAG OUT HER FUCKING TRAINING LIKE AN ENTIRE SERIES.

is there any army in westeros or essos that can hold 300 spartans?
>no white walkers
>no dragons

ANSWER MY QUESTION FAGGOTS

The unsullied

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In the books she does learn alot

In the show not that much

So idk pham

Faceless Men are the ebil masterminds desu but D&D are changing how the reveal is handled because of the difference in medium.

Seven Hells, I was only joking. How did that even work?

the unsullied are literally the worse version of the spartans

>She cant go assassin mode and get revenge because her cult leader will take her sight

she only loses her sight if she takes the sight-removal medicine. it's not magic.

you've woken the dragon

Previous thread because OP is dumb as shit:

Edit of ToTo's Hold the Line for Hodor
I call it Hold the Door
It’s not in the way that you carry Bran
It’s not in the way you’re so loyal
It’s not in the way you fight hordes of undead
It’s not in the way that you stayed till the end
It’s not in the way you fight when young Bran is inside of your head
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor

It’s not in the way you’re ‘fraid of thunder
It’s not in the way you say your own name
We waited 10 year to find out what it means
We waited patiently on the edge of our seats
Come to find out becoming a white walker’s your destiny
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor

It’s not in the way you’re ‘fraid of thunder
It’s not in the way you say your own name
We waited 10 year to find out what it means
We waited patiently on the edge of our seats
Come to find out becoming a white walker’s your destiny
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor
Hold the door, turns out it’s all you’re here for, oh Ho dor

Id love if anyone who doesnt suck ass at singing would sing this.

Literally none. There is no purpose. It sounded cool on paper but it turned out to be the worst thing ever.

Reminder that Jon will be proclaimed DAKINGINTHENORF and Sansa will be his Queen.

>S06E07 "The Broken Man"

>refusing to kill a target because D&D demands their waifu character stays pure

She's already killed a fair few people, though. Bit late for staying pure.

Worst actor power levels? Leaving out minor characters

>Kelly C
>Arya
>Sansa
>Brienne
>Bran
>Melisandre
>
>----Power Gap----
>
>Jaime
>
>----Good / passable actors here----
>
>Cersei
>Davos
>Ramsay (just poorly written as fuck)

>you'll never watch an alpha male fuck Kinvara

And you have woken the Great Other. Post 'em.

Morally pure

All her previous kills were justified as revenge.

Actually, YOU'RE DUMB as shit because this is an hour old thread that was made after the previous thread got deleted, but because I made my High Sanders OP a minute quicker it didn't get used and has now been recycled.

GoT BTFO by Emilia Clarke on Graham Norton.

Even so, Jaqen will most likely kill her if she uses his training to go on anymore acts of vengeance.

They don't have anything directly plot-related for her to do, but they want to retain some modicum of screen-time for a very popular character.

I don't even get the hate for Arya's arc, I like it just fine, but yeah, it's not massively important. Still find it enjoyable, though.

>there will never be a better GoT behind-the-scenes story

why live

What did she say now?

Who's bradamere?
> plz no bully

>just poorly written as fuck
You can say that about most characters so it's hard to tell apart the acting

Emilia Clarke just said on the Graham Norton show "Well you've seen Season 1, you've seen the good bits" in reply to Matt LeBlanc after he said he's only seen the first season.

Does she know?

Good. I hope he does it soon. I'm sick of her stupid non-arc and I'm sick of her stupid face.

Are you taking this out of context? Were they just talking about nudity?

>Who's bradamere?
The lord of /got/

I've been many things. Now I am what you see.
He knew what would happen. From the moment he left, he knew and he went anyway.
I've been watching you. All of you. All of your lives. With 1,000 eyes and one. Now you've come to me at last, Brandon Stark. Though the hour is late.
He died so you could find what you have lost.
You will never walk again. But you will fly.

So were you once.
It is time to go.
It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you'll drown.

The man beside him is Howland Reed, Meera's father.
Far better.
Did he?
That's enough for one day. We'll visit again another time.
Time to go.
No.
Maybe. Maybe he heard the wind.
The past is already written. The ink is dry.
I've told you many times, stay too long where you don't belong and you will never return.
You think I wanted to sit here for 1,000 years watching the world from a distance as the roots grew through me? So why did you? I was waiting for you.
I don't blame you. You won't be here forever. You won't be an old man in a tree. But before you leave, you must learn.
Everything.

He touched you.
He touched you. He knows you are here. He'll come for you.
He can now. His mark is on you. You must leave, all of you.
The time has come.
For you to become me.
No.

Listen to your friend, Brandon.
The time has come. Leave me.

>jaqen kills arya
>jaqen takes mask off and is actually arya

POST PICS.

She only killed "bad" people, they even had the kings guard be an abusive pedo just so the normies would remember it's justified.

Biggest cuck of the show: The Iron Bank.

The Varys one was pretty funny

>best Targaryen

That doesn't look like Viserys, user.

i am the watcher on the walls

Dead Targaryens = Best Targaryens

agreed.

Matt LeBlanc said he'd only seen the first season and she replied that s1 is the only good one anyway.

She also looks stunningly average sat next to Kate Beckinsale.

Nah it was totally in jest to be fair after she was fangirling over LeBlanc

Reminder that Night King answered injustice, with justice.

He will get back at Bran for crippling Wyllis just like he got back at 3ER for facilitating it.

Wyllis finally knows peace instead of being a slave and puppet to Bran

You are the two warts on the twinkpenis

she was obviously joking you autist

have you never heard of these things called "jokes"?

Then watch

no one is harming my waifu.

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Just post your fucking mantits already, so the other autistic little fish stops posting catfishes

DUDE POP IN AN OAK

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what a shitty painting edit

I know mate, I just wanted to tell /got/

:(

fucking based Viserysbro

Season 1 was so fucking great. I can't wait for the return of Benjen in two days. It's the closest thing we'll get to the based Season 1 characters resurfacing and showing Season 2 - 6 shits what they've been missing.

CLEGANEBOWL

What is view that Bran Stark is everything and everyone and that everyone and everything is Bran Stark.

What is Jojen Paste?

Conleth Hill at the beach or Stephan Dillande stealing his neighbours paper was funnier.

>it's all Brans dream, the final scene will be him waking up from a coma after falling from the tower.

It's a weird joke to make unless she believes there's some truth in it.

what is TDQR?

Most disturbing scene in GoT.

I didn't make it. Blame /got/

Correct. We would have also accepted "What is Brantheism?"

Emilia Clarke does look bang average sat next to a goddess like Beckinsale

Should the cut not be mirrored?

yurdum

I still miss him desu

what's disturbing about it?

it was pretty stupid because that was actually a good piece of dialogue for littlefinger and they ruined it with an unnecessary sex scene taking place at the same time.

the one true king, bobby fucking b

>During principal photography for season four, the cast of HBO's hit series Game of Thrones hit the beach in Croatia, where the scenes in King's Landing are filmed. Conleth Hill (whose role involves playing eunuch spymaster Varys) was swimming with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Hill held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lena Headey (who plays conniving matriarch Cersei Lannister), "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The cast, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Hill was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

Varys is a man of sin.

Is that Dewey?

God, you are just the worst incarnation of Bran Stark on the entire board.

So we can all agree that D&D clearly had nothing to do with this scene, yes? It's much too intelligent, subtle, and funny for their taste.

I plan on reading the five books (5x700 pages, 3500 pages, probably gonna take a year) just for Stannis, is it worth it?

It should, but it's not because it looks better that way.

This is the new GoT philosophy now.

The end of GoT will be bran in a modern city looking at the camera winking and says "This was truly a game of thrones"

> lies
That's not ma sistah

do you enjoy reading trash? then yes.

if not, then no.

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is this shooped?

>people are still giving (You)s to the tripfag autist

I give up, just kill yourselves already faggots

Sansa and Jon bone on top of the mangled remains of Ramsey's half-eaten corpse

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

It's a perfectly normal joke to make if she's aware of the collective hallucinations online commenters have about the halcyon days of S1, when candy tasted better, pop music was good and kids didn't talk back etc.

checked, this nigga must be right.

Gods, I hope she'll show us the titties.

yes

it's what you should expect from Sup Forums

that fucking tripfag posts the most obvious of baits, and idiots still bite