Introducing a new applicant to the Sup Forums space program!
Introducing a new applicant to the Sup Forums space program!
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But they can already fly, OP.
I'm listening...
Timestamp or faggot shitpost
Caught trespassing as a caterpillar on the gardeners dill and raised in captivity, born with an intense desire to fly and deformed wings, let's help this poor bastard out and let him spread his wings
DO IT FAGGOT.
Come on
do it
faggot
I cant hold my kek and it didnt even start
A little tape to ensure a safe flight and he's ready for liftoff
You're either a giant faggot or doing gods work, OP.
Or maybe. .. Maybe both?
Pfft hahaha what the fuck
SOMEONE SCREENCAP
My body is ready, anus prepared, just need a good launch site
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Do it
YOOOOO B A S E D
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
THE DUBS SPEAK!
You raised the little guy! let him be your pal
Better film it and make it into a webm
Launch site secure, applicant ready liftoff in 10
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Blastoff
Stupid fuck
You have to have a way for him to eject and glide back in like the space shuttle.
YOUR DEEDS SHALL ECHO THROUGH THE AGES
Post webm
Don't die on me
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Is that a firework rocket? Will it explode?
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Didn't know that this type of rocket explodes at the end youtu.be
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i love you
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>inb4 challenger explosion
POST AFTERMATH
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Hurry up op gotta go
Into space?
O.P I loved your pizza making video. Really enlightened me ;)
One small step for OP, one giant leap for mankind
FUCKING AMAZING
we salute you newest applicant of the Sup Forums space program
you will soar higher than you ever could before brave butterfly
booooooooooring
Its plastic faggots
godspeed
user! DON'T
He actually delivered. The absolute madman
Op don't die on us please
this thread needs to be screencapped and archived with the rest of the space program volunteers
dude what the fuck is this. i cant see shit there how did you manage to fuck up the camera work so badly
LOL I FOUND A VIDEO OF OP
youtube.com
I've got the same butterfly net, where did you buy the butterflies, england?
goodnight sweet prince
KEK
wow, you must be the leet haxxor Sup Forums the media was talking about. awesome doxxing skills.
Ur mom is plastic
Caught on dill in USA
OP
it would have been better if you mimicked charlie and kitten mittens from always sunny rather than that gay ass big bang theory song
at least you would have looked more like charlie than sheldon
>"does your cock make too much noise? well try cock mittens!"
>puts sock over chickens head
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I was thinking bout putting him between my legs and pulling his neck till he makes noise
Yo, fire emblem boys
that would have been pretty funny too
chokingthechicken.webm
1. Get rocket large enough to easily hold chicken
2. Make sure it doesn't explode
3. Tape chicken to rocket
4. Launch the new space program cadet into lower atmosphere.
5. ???
6. Profit.
>mfw ISS sees a chicken strapped to a rocket floating in space
You killed an innocent bug, did that make you feel good?
Killing shit always puts a smile on my face, pussy
this is shit and just a lame copy of the original space program.
The rocket must hace something written on it, like check em, it would add to the normie mystery of why some fucking sickos launched a cock into space.
Round 2
write "OP is a faggot" on the rocket
that would surely confuse the fuck out of them and add to the mystery of it all
COCK ROCKET TIME
OP you are a fucking madman and I love it
holy shit
what about yourself
Somebody screencap thís thread.
Include me please
This needs to be done more. Good job, OP. You magnificent bastard.
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Another shining success in b's Space Program. We're making progress gentlemen.
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good job op, you magnificent bastard!
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My Fantasy
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Watched while listening to Electric Avenue.
Counter-request:
Have children. Tape them to a bottle rocket..
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Counter counter request: wait until your wife is giving birth
Strap her to a rocket
Have her use the baby as a drag chute
>"Didn't know that this type of rocket explodes at the end."
fuck my sides
they are now floating in orbit with brave butterfly and soon to be cock rocket
holy shit, if he does the chicken
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AGAIN
Bumping to give OP time to wrestle his chicken and tape it to the undersized rocket/s
Rolling for this! Plz trips power become reality
the ss chiken is ready for lift off!
Holy fucking shit if he fulfills the cocks astronaut dream
KFC space program
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
BUT ORIGINAL TELETYPER, HOW CAN YOU BE OF CERTAINTY THAT THE CHICKEN'S MASS NOT HINDER THE ROCKETS VELOCITY RENDERING IT USELESS?
Cock in space sounds like something pornhub couldn't get the funds for. Behold therefor the power of Sup Forums
Soon after this the first black person in space