You Awaken On A Island

>You Awaken On A Island
>You Look Around And Do Not Know Where You Are
>You Feel Like You Lost Something Important To You

Dubs Decides What You Do Or Reveals More Of The Map

Fap and eat sand.

Die

Rollin

punch a tree minecraft style

make a hole in a tree and fuck it until you die

>You Punch The Tree A Couple Of Times Until Your Hand Starts To Hurt
>You Think It's Broken

Throw rock at dwarf

cum in the sand and hope something grows

Explore th place

Pray to Kek for guidance

An hero

Reroll

This

Fuck bitches get money

Go to the house in the corner

Kill all the gays

Reroll

Drink piss

Rereroll

Praise Kek!

"The only logical thing to do now is to drink my own pee"

Become the Dark Lord Sauron

Divide by zero

climb a tree and fall to your death

Oh shit!

Reroll

>Tfw

summon harambe obviously
>win game

lol wp

>Rage From Your Hand Fills Your Body And Your Body Mold Into A Dark Lord

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

Go to the house in the corner and force them to submit to your will

Break into the house and demand their anus

harambe beats you bloody you you cry like a baby

try to fuck a hole in a tree. Random nigger jumps out of the bushes and fucks hole in front of you. "dang it. cucked again" you think. You and Tyrone LongJohnson become friends

>You Break Into The House But Soon Discover No One Is There
>In The Basement You Find A Orb
>It Says To Travel To Harambe Canyon

Papa frank comes on a raft out of the sea and fucks you in the ass

roll we need a companion

fuking use teleport

look around? or however revealing new parts of the map works

Eat shit and die

summon army of orcs and trolls from the forest.

Smell glove

Barrel roll

Roll

summon orcs to cut down forest to fuel the furnaces to forge armor and weapons to arm the uruk-hai in time for the great war

Winrar

Light a tree on fire before heading to Harambe Canyon

not really?

>You asshole Has Been Cleansed By Your Papa

search in the house for the one ring

commit suicide and the game stop

Destroy the game by hacking the matrix

re roll

kill papa and enslave his soul. papa becomes a nazgul

go to harambe canyon

break the matrix

build an army worthy of mordor

break the mother fuckin matrix and win

break the matrix and win

Become overtaken by your own intestines which have turned into lamprey

Eat papa's hair/pube/shit cake and become his wife. Move in with him in realm 6969

Expand map and dong.

this

Kill papa and yourself by destroying the planet.

Roll

Rolling.

Swim as far away as i can.

Ayyyyy

An hero

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