/mlb/ General: Goodnight Sweet Prince Edition

Some News

>Prince Fielder's career expected to be over

>Brandon Crawford had a 7 hit night against the Marlins

>Tim Tebow pursuing baseball career

>Tim Lincecum to Angels' AAA

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That bobblehead isn't bad

it's pretty shitty

Giants tbqhwy

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it's awful senpai, even without the racism whining, it looks like shit

When do they ever look good

will the Jays win tonight with Estrada pitching?

I hope not

almost got me with the Tebow bit OP, read it as Lincecum at first

>the average mlb autist spergs out over a ball or strike
>us dodgers fans dont even react this way when we win or lose
why are you all so unchill ?

Kitties

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o's fan?

Because we know our teams stand a chance at doing something this season.

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>admits his team's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" don't actually care about their team
>this is a good think
literal scum

No I hate all bird related teams

rays? pls say yes

rays are my 5th favorite team probably

Time for the Sox to get swept in KC again.

whos your fave?

texas?

Team USA bout to smack some hueehuehuehues in rugby

I like red sox, marlins and cubs about equally and mariners and devil rays I'll watch sometimes

does /mlb have any bobbleheads?

>Red Sox

You're alright.

Only 2.

>pic related

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I have or have owned every Mariners bobble head since around 2008 or so

Sheesh oh geez I am offended because they clearly don't look exactly like the person. This is offensive. I just can't handle it.. Oh my

Used to have a dusty cupboard of them, I gave them all to my dad.

He's a 30 year ST holder for the giants and 20+ for the a's, he probably has at least 200 just from giveaways.

well it's almost an obligation being from MA, my grandfather would listen to the radio play by play and I'd hang out with him and listen as well. This was from the late 90s to 2002 or so

The main character of the last movie you saw is your starting pitcher in the wild card playoff game.
How fucked is your team?

Quite a few, but none better than these.

>Jack Sparrow

Wew lads...

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>Deadshot

Division series bound

Last movie I saw was Batman v Superman.. I think we'll be alright with either one of those.

he would be a balk machine

Don't you have some bleach to drink?

elbow/bone spurs/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John.
old/fat

>Dr. Richard Kimble from The Fugitive
Other team is kill

Can't wait for Tebow in a Yankee uniform.

and he can fix the "Elite Four" injured Mets pitchers

Tim Tebow may just be the biggest douche on the planet.

maybe one day you guys can make it to a world series

What skills does Tebow have that he thinks could help make it beyond publicity-stunt status in the majors?

>yfw Girardi benches A-Rod on friday

According to an MLB expert, he has "stupid power". He was hitting balls 400+ feet working out at USC. Those were BP balls though.

Holy shit, the Rockies bullpen is awful

Is Wins/9 innings the most effective stat at determining a pitcher's worth?

>last WS win was 3 years ago
I'm OK with that, d'ohgerbro

Holy shit the >rags can't keep getting away with it

Hitting MLB pitching requires finesse, coordination and skill. Tebow is a muscle bound retard.

No

whoops, meant memebro. Good luck with your gay cycle superstition and casuality.

Exactly. Big difference between a 70 MPH lob and a 95+ MPH fastball or a breaking pitch.

But they keep doing it hahahahahaha

Can you smoke weed at Rockies games?

FIP, WHIP and per-9 stats are a good quick breakdown

>it's another storefront captcha

Dude, I just understood something Ichiro said. He called Bour fat.

All those years of watching anime paid off.

>2016
>not having a Sup Forums pass

I have, openly, in Fenway Park since decriminalization, with no adverse reaction from anyone. Feels good, man.

>paying asiamods to not show verification
I'm not ok with that desu faäm.

Bullshit. I was almost thrown out of Fenway for smoking a cigarette in 2008.

I do it to support the site. I wonder how many passes they have actually sold?

Good night sweet Prince

On the bright side at least the Rangers are out of that horrible contract

should we tell him?

No, they aren't, tiki you alike idiot

everyone hates cigarettes. Everyone loves weed. Big difference. Plus that was 8 years ago, I've only been doing it recently

*alkie
>autocorrect can't even pick up on insults correctly
Pos

What am I missing

Oh he night not retire

Well if he does the Rangers will be out of the worst contract in baseball.

Just retire Fielder

he's still getting paid when he retires boiiii
just like arod

>Worst contract in baseball
>Not Alex "$20 million Special Advisor" Rodriguez

>rags

Is this tweet from Adam Jones real salty or just playing around?

"10

@SimplyAJ10

After this@MLBseason I'm going try out for the@NFLthis offseason. I haven't played since HS but I've played in a few TurkeyBowls since!!

12:26 PM - 9 Aug 2016"

Astros are cool guys

Why are the rangers using up all their meme magic in the regular season? Don't they realize you need it for the post season? I guess it'll be another epic collapse.

>Tim Tebow to schedule tryout with all 30 MLB teams

He just can't accept that he's not playing a professional sport

>Ramgers are still paying part of A-rods contract
Ugh

If he officially retires the Rangers don't pay anything anymore

it's a failed attempt at bantz

Meme collapse coming at the hands of Seattle this year instead of Houston

>It's a Rangers score multiple runs to comeback and win by 1-2 episode

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

They won't once they reach the playoffs

Why do you talk about the Rangers more than your own team?
>seattle
kek
>instead of Houston
Rangers never lose to Houston, we straight up own them every year

>and win

that's still not assured yet, because >rags

Why do you fuck up quotes and reply to the wrong people?

He can still be paid after retirement

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Because you let your dad fuck you everynight

>rags

Also if Tim Tebow does actually get signed and joins an MLB team will he be subject to rooiie hazing? And if so, will the hazing involve things going into his butthole?

Yea sure if the Rangers decide to pay him after retirement as a sign of good faith or something. But the Rangers arent going to do that, he didn't do anything here to warrant that type of treatment. Nah he will stay on the 40 man, not play and get paid

All these Giants players are so good looking yet have such butt-ugly girlfriends. Crawford, panik, etc. could fuck any girl in SF they want to but date hogs...

this damage control

I never said lose the division. I said collapse. That could happen at any point from now until the end of the playoffs.

>Implying the Giants players are actually heterosexual

reminder to not slide with your face

I have a raging boner for this beautiful man. No homo.