>You are the new dark lord
>What do?
You are the new dark lord
Wyatt Gomez
Christian Morales
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Chase Nelson
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Andrew Torres
As the new Dark Lord (assuming im Sauron) first off send maybe one or two guards to mount doom or whatever its called like even just a few guard dogs... something you know.
Second, plant some trees, some grass, you know reform the land a little, show those elves that Mordor aint so shitty, we tryin.
Third, pay reparations, why? Because war dosent work, you want to take over the world you do it with industry, buy out those bitches.
Forth, create a franchise, set up massive farming lands and produce more then the people could ever want, attract others, grow the culture.
Fifth. Propaganda, those humans, those elves, dwarves... they have people starving, we dont, we dont have crime here, our orc lawforce (now reformed) is top in the land. Orcs love fighting, no one pisses off a cop that wants to fight you.
Sixth, Profit.
Grayson Hernandez
take all my queues from Hilldog
Dylan Sullivan
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
Joshua Nelson
This is now an orc thread.
Jaxon Martin
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David Kelly
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Mason Jackson
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Dylan Murphy
Awful taste.
Levi Green
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Ryder Scott
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Matthew Allen
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Kevin Edwards
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Carson Hernandez
Make middle earth great again
William White
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Jaxon Roberts
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Aiden Brown
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Juan Johnson
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Ian Diaz
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Isaac Brooks
make everybody feel my excruciating pain that is a constant dark shadow in my life, and make everyone die a slow, painful death. gonna go cut myself
Isaiah Stewart
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Eli Cruz
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Dominic Edwards
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David Myers
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Jose Nguyen
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Eli Garcia
bumpin for more orcs
Benjamin Reyes
Make like this biggest Party Arena to party 24/7
Sebastian Brown
easy
get my subjects to smith me a sweet ass set of dark wraith armor or some shit
Fuck a bitch
kill all the niggers
kill all the chinks
kill all muslims
make mormons pay heavy taxes (kek)
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Levi Barnes
someone laugh?
Connor Miller
Fuck off
Adrian Baker
I wouldn't be an eye from Peter Jackson's portrayal, that's for sure.
The eye was never a physical fucking thing, more a metaphor of saurons far seeing nature.
Carson Morris
Revive that cuck celebrimbor and convince the fucking idiot to make me a cock ring that's even better than the one ring.
Then I make him watch as I fuck his elf wife and kids.
Then I don't know I try and get rid of the eagles, valar, maiar etc. assuming we're in tolkiens universe.
If in normal universe then make my own religion and kill all the other gay religions. Muslims first.