Ask a guy whos currently driving across the US to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor anything

Ask a guy whos currently driving across the US to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor anything

How many dicks are you willing to suck?

hope you enjoy old jew dick because the fuel that feeds a successful career in acting is old jew spunk. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Why are you texting and driving? Pursue your career all you want, but keep your phone in your pants. Otherwise, trees will jump out and hug you.

Are you saying guys like Brad Pitt, Tom cruise, Hemsworth brothers, rdj, all had gay sex with old kikeywood producers

good luck LA is fucking retarded its full of smog concrete and fruit cakes like u

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How much do you think gay porn pays?

Pretty much. If you're a non-Jew in Hollywood you've seen some shit in your day.

You're not gonna make it, friendo. There's already enough actors.

Unless you're doing midget porn. Always need more of that shit.

It seems like only beta autists loners say this, LA is a fun city. Move to the PNW if you wanna be near antisocial autists

Need a roommate?

They look like they'd be into it, especially Tom Cruise. He's probably gay secretly for some other actor or something.

STAY. THE. FUCK. HOME.

Los Angeles City born and raised, and let me tell you, you won't fucking make it, and we don't want your dreamer ass here. You people are the real scourge on this state.

Also, we're in a drought.

This. Also because LA is a melting pot that's bubbling over and the cost of living is extremely high.

I hope this guyGets priced out of his home

How do you know he wont make it? Who cares where you were born and raised? What are you the owner of the city?

I have an interview with Google next week. Do you have any advice?

Have you properly learned to use a cash register and ask if they want fries with their order every time?

Are you good at serving food in restaurants?

Do you have previous experience as a food server or will this be your first time working as one?