Have you ever seriously considered bisexuality?

Have you ever seriously considered bisexuality?

Sure. After a long string of bad relationships with girls I tried the other side for a bit. Then I came to the conclusion that I just don't like people like that, so then I just pretty much became a Monk.

do you identify as asexual or just aromantic?

Yeah well I am to old for that identify as crap. I am just a man who got jaded and then got fed up with the crap that passes for relationships, so I just gave them up.

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what do you do with the time that is freed up?

When I was young the thing I wanted most in my life was to fall in love with a girl and have some kind of fairly tale life. Well I found out the hard way that what I imagined love was wasn't what everyone thought it was. It literally broke my heart especially after the girl I did fall in love with and father a child with just turned out to be a run around sue. Then all I had was bad relationship after bad relationship. Both girls and guys. I just got tired of it, and told myself I'm not doing this shit anymore. I am honestly not trolling you what I am saying here is the truth.

I got really good with computers...

And no I'm not a fat slob, I have done construction work my whole life, like roofing and shit, but I do live with my Grandma. But hey I am fixing to go live in Guatemala for awhile so it's not all bad.

honestly if i got real big into the scene kid emo look or "culture" i may be into kissing or displays of affection but nothing all out gay

Yes it's fun

do you take care of gma?


what's the most fun?

I did, for a while, but more and more I'm realizing that I'm not going to have a good relationship with a woman, at least not something I'd consider satisfying or fair.

Yeeeeeah Booooooiiii.

Bisexuality's dope, there used to be this wierd group of prep bitches in drama when I was in high school, myself, a couple gay/bi dudes and these freaky bitches used to have drunken orgy's on my living room floor. Nothing like getting pounded in the ass while licking some beautiful size 10 lady feet or eating ass/cock/pussy while someone rides you. I miss those days.

Yep. Socially awkward to the point that I am certain I have some sort of disorder. I can handle one on one sorts of things, but going to a club or something would literally gige me such anxiety I would have to leave. To top that off I really like being alone most of the time and don't really have many friends.

So I turned to online dating. Took some sweet selfies and did all that shit and put myself out there. I had several dates, but they were all massively fat and just nasty. They did that thing where you think "oh, she's a little heavy, no biggie" but then she turns out to be a literal land whale. Now beggars can't be choosers, but I'd rather have nothing than what I was drudging up on Tinder and PoF and such.

Fast forward a bit and I am INSANELY lonely. My isolationist habits kept me from anxiety but severely cut the sorts of social networks that normal people seem to use to find people to date. So I decided to go for men. I just flipped the setting from "women" to "men" on my Tinder and approved only the men who were attractive, thin, good looks. Like you can look at a male model and say "he is an attractive man" without being totally gay about it, but at the time I was so lonely and horny I WAS attracted to them.

Holy shit. I was LITERALLY only getting women with fifteen kids or the nastiest fat chicks on the planet going straight. I had nearly 100 percent reciprocation of my approval with the men i considered to be the MOST attractive. One weekend I had a half dozen men messaging ME, making the first move. I took one up on his offer and had a gay make out session and we blew each other.

If you want INSANE amounts of hookups, relationships, whatever, going gay is 100 percent the way to do it. Just wear a condom or make sure he does and the AIDS shouldn't get in.

no, but i did save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to mootko

I should add, I got a blowjob that night. I had one of these mythical bootycall things that people have in movies. Lots of sex and such after that.

Be aware however, that purely gay men are ANNOYING as fuck. It's not like your best bro bud who you get to fuck, they are like really neurotic women. But hey, SUPER EASY to get laid going gay.

keep going, i'm hard


never go gay, just go bi

I'd consider fucking a ladyboy in Thailand when I go later this year but I'll probably puss out, scared of diseases. Call me bi or whatever I'm just only attracted to feminine features.

I'm bi. I don't know all the modern terms but I suppose I'd be called "bisexual heteromantic" or something like that.

Basically, I'm only attracted to women, but I like sex with men and women.

Don't get much chance to mess around with guys anymore, but back in my late teens and twenties I got me a decent amount of action.

please greentext your stories for science

I find some guys really hot, and I feel like taking a dick would be great, but I've never really tried anything gay. Idk where to start and I'm really picky as to who I would want to start with.

OK, here's one.

>party at my house
>10/10 I wanna bang shows up
>ex gf there too
>bunch of other people
>go to get something out of bedroom, find best friend and ex getting ready to fuck on my floor
>good for them
>go out front, chat it up with 10/10
>she wants to lez it up with ex
>I say I'd like another tumble with ex as well
>devise plan, hot chick agrees
>me and hot chick go into bedroom, ex tells us to get lost
>this is my bedroom, and we wanna fuck
>friend thrown off his game, has to piss
>me and hot chick pull ex onto bed, start making out with her
>friend comes back, sees us occupying her tits and decides to eat out the ex
>hot chick starts getting weirded out for some reason (she was a bit of a freak), decides to leave
>keep making out with ex while friend eats her out
>apparently he's too rough, she tells him she's sore, can't fuck now
>friend gets onto bed, pulls her on top of him and starts making out with her
>his penis sticking out between her legs
>yum.pcx
>start blowing friend
>friend is straight but doesn't complain
>blows load without warning me
>swallow because no cleanup

I didn't get any action that night, but it's been good wank material ever since.

Another one, from my teen years.

>was really fucking horny for a week straight
>best friend (different friend, this was five years earlier) staying the night
>he's a poorfag
>had been insinuating he should give me a blowjob for a week now
>joking around, tell him I'll pay him $100 to suck my dick for an hour
>he agrees
>tell him I don't want my dick sucked for an hour, but will pay him $20 for ten minutes
>he wavers, agrees
>pull out the D
>OMFG amazing mindblowing blowjob
>he's going to town on it like a pro
>have toe-curling, body-stiffening orgasm, probably best in my life
>blow load in his mouth while telling him to keep going
>after I blow, he spits it all out, tries to go back to sucking (only 5 minutes have passed)
>tell him to stop, too sensitive.
>decide to reward him with blowjob
>apparently I can't suck dick for shit, but manage to get him off eventually
>give him $20 the next day

We started sucking each other's dicks pretty regular after that (I didn't pay him again). That went on for a month or so and then we stopped. Did anal a few times, but we didn't know you're supposed to use lube so it wasn't that great. Eventually I got good at giving head.

One more from when I was married.

>wife meets guy that's pretty cool, we both become friends with him
>wants a 3-way
>invite him over
>hanging out, drinking, watching TV on the bed
>wife between us
>play some stupid drinking game, wife ends up naked
>start making out with wife
>she's grabbing friend's dick through his jeans
>wife's hot and ready
>lose the clothes, start fucking wife missionary-style
>friend pulls out the D for her to suck on, which puts it right by both our faces
>me and wife both start slobbering all over his dick
>blow load, hop off
>friend grabs her legs and starts fucking away
>first time I see someone else fuck my wife, weird feeling but it passes
>friend too drunk to cum, pulls out semi-hard
>me and wife suck him hard again
>fucks wife again
>rinse, repeat
>fuck wife again
>she's sore now, wants to stop
>friend having nothing of it, pulls dick out of my mouth, grabs her against her protests and fucks her doggie style for five minutes
>still can't cum, pulls out
>wife says OK, it's over
>friend passed out in bathroom, me and wife go to bed

Had another couple of 3-ways with him - one with my wife and one with his girlfriend after my divorce.

The thing that's always turned me on the most from that encounter - I had fucked my wife for the second time and he fucked her a bit, then pulled out soft. I immediately started sucking him while the wife was just laying there exhausted and saying "no more." He got fully hard again and just grabbed the bitch and rammed it in, and fucked the hell out of her over her protests.

I'm not into rape porn or anything, but for some reason that memory gets me harder than fuck every time.