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I got kicked out of college for getting all Fs in their engineering program spring semester. I'm gonna meet with the dean tomorrow to try and get them to not kick me out/ Any tips to appeal to their humanity? I'm willing to lie through my teeth to stay in school so that I can change my major to something non engineering.

general feels threads too

Poop your pants and cry. It'll work.

my parents don't know and if they find out it's gonna cause a 3 three way shit storm between me and my parents and between my parents since my dad blames everything on my mom

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>Poop your pants and cry. It'll work.
I'm planning on using my aunts death(who i barely fucking knew)) general depression lack of focus, hard major, and that I'm gonna change my major

As someone who used to work in an engineering department, just remember everyone in the engineering department has autism. So speak slowly and clearly as possible

Millennials. Just kill yourself.

Seppuku seems to be your best option

the dean is nice and a old white dude I heard. Should be easy to appeal to his humanity right?

Op how'd you let it get this bad. Did all of these Fs come as a sudden surprise to you?

Look, a faggot