BOYS HELP ME GET THIS ASIAN POOTYTANG. GET THE FUCK IN HERE
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BOYS HELP ME GET THIS ASIAN POOTYTANG. GET THE FUCK IN HERE
I made a tinder to fuck fine ass Asians like you.
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>I heard that there was this beautiful girl named Hana on here, she has an amazing smile, any idea where I could find her?
>inb4 gayyyy
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gayyyy
Well actually, I heard it was where you go to meet sophisticated, classy women.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. I DON'T FUCK MONGRELS YOU FUCKING SLANT BITCH
rrr
Say you just moved here and are tryna meet new people
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
shameless rr
R O L L L L L L L L L
Cringe incoming in 3...2...1...
Nigga thats hella gay
I'm all chinked out babe. You're too yeller.
You caught me, It was totally my friends.
Ew U of O get the fuck out of here
fuck I just realised you're Asian
sorry I'm not a racemixing degenerate. mud babies are not the future.
just no
Btw lovely hair, it really complements your cute eyes and smile. :P
Do you have snapchat, babe?
Virgin
roll
Wow ok it worked
I guess I should listen to you fags
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ever seen 12 icnhes? ;(
my dad was in the marines in Vietnam, he probably killed your relatives
WINRAR
Ask for her number
hey, before we get too invested here, Tinder is horrible at notifying me messages, Lets text instead, Or I could call you and we can talk!
this
Before we get any further... i need to tell you i have a 3 inch penis. I know its odd to say, but just so you.. wont be like shocked you know?
Get
As long as she is up for some physical activity afterwards ;)
Spot on.
Of course it works. Anyone who says that shit was gay or something a virgin would say is a fucking retarded faggot.
Who'd have thought not being a sperg would work?
Okay it's a date
WINRAR
fake as shit
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHINK I DONT RACE MIX
I actually just wanna feel your smooth body. If ya catch my meaning
Just say great I'd love to take you.
Are you a trap? I'm only into chicks with dicks
reroll
Rollllll
WTF IS THIS SHIT??? KYSSSSSS
this is wrong really wrong
I'm busy Thursday hun but Sunday we can have brunch after church service
Reroll
reroll
More real than the sock you masturbate with
Hahaha roll
Defi ITE roll
is your dad retarded? cuz you look special
OP hurry up you fag. This won
NIGGER
Winrar get
Don't ruined it op, go to dinner, set a hidden cammera in your bedroom, fuck her and post nudes
can you please shit on my chest
What do you say we skip the movie and go straight to the backyard?
How bout movie and then dinner? We could talk about the movie if things get awkward. My mere existance that is.
Trips gey
ROLLLINNG
ebic
I can't get hard, hope that's not a problem ;)
This if you don't want her to unmatch you.
Solo close
How about Netflix at my house and chill?
reroll x2
How about we skip dinner and take a moment to mourn Harambe?
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Rolling
reroll x3
Reroll
Roll
Rollimg
Movie choices:
Kubo of the Two Strings, Jason Bourne, Suicide Squad, or The Secret Life of Pets You're welcome.
ROLLING
WINNNNNN
zoz
Winrar
Where's the best place to eat pussy in town?
*teleports behind you*
pssh nothin personnel.. kid
oh
WINRARs!!!
Trips to rule them all
lol damn
I also am into eating scat (shit) ;)
Sigh...U dun fked it up u dumbasses
Actually I changed my mind. Never mind, bye.
rerol pls ruin this guys date
ahahahah i lol'd
Sounds like a date then.
Why would you do that
That's like the worst option at this moment
You never had to continue this
Deliver OP
bump
Look, I'll make it short, sweet and to the point. LET'S FUCK NIGGAAAAA AYYYYYYY LMAOOO.
oh man you have shit in the place meant for your brain
I normally only get 6 inch subs at Subway bit I wouldn't mine a 12 inch one with you.
"Pardon my autism but didn't we bomb your ass in ww2?"
op is an actual idiot, he could of gotten a chance to get laid, but he decided to keep going. Though he could of been catfishing his profile photo