BOYS HELP ME GET THIS ASIAN POOTYTANG. GET THE FUCK IN HERE

BOYS HELP ME GET THIS ASIAN POOTYTANG. GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Dubs decides the response

I made a tinder to fuck fine ass Asians like you.

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>I heard that there was this beautiful girl named Hana on here, she has an amazing smile, any idea where I could find her?

>inb4 gayyyy

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gayyyy

Well actually, I heard it was where you go to meet sophisticated, classy women.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE. I DON'T FUCK MONGRELS YOU FUCKING SLANT BITCH

rrr

Say you just moved here and are tryna meet new people

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

shameless rr

R O L L L L L L L L L

Cringe incoming in 3...2...1...

Nigga thats hella gay

I'm all chinked out babe. You're too yeller.

You caught me, It was totally my friends.

Ew U of O get the fuck out of here

fuck I just realised you're Asian

sorry I'm not a racemixing degenerate. mud babies are not the future.

just no

Btw lovely hair, it really complements your cute eyes and smile. :P

Do you have snapchat, babe?

Virgin

roll

Wow ok it worked
I guess I should listen to you fags

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ever seen 12 icnhes? ;(

my dad was in the marines in Vietnam, he probably killed your relatives

WINRAR

Ask for her number

hey, before we get too invested here, Tinder is horrible at notifying me messages, Lets text instead, Or I could call you and we can talk!

this

Before we get any further... i need to tell you i have a 3 inch penis. I know its odd to say, but just so you.. wont be like shocked you know?

Get

As long as she is up for some physical activity afterwards ;)

Spot on.

Of course it works. Anyone who says that shit was gay or something a virgin would say is a fucking retarded faggot.

Who'd have thought not being a sperg would work?

Okay it's a date

WINRAR

fake as shit

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHINK I DONT RACE MIX

I actually just wanna feel your smooth body. If ya catch my meaning

Just say great I'd love to take you.

Are you a trap? I'm only into chicks with dicks

reroll

Rollllll

WTF IS THIS SHIT??? KYSSSSSS
this is wrong really wrong

I'm busy Thursday hun but Sunday we can have brunch after church service

Reroll

reroll

More real than the sock you masturbate with

Hahaha roll

Defi ITE roll

is your dad retarded? cuz you look special

OP hurry up you fag. This won

NIGGER

Winrar get

Don't ruined it op, go to dinner, set a hidden cammera in your bedroom, fuck her and post nudes

can you please shit on my chest

What do you say we skip the movie and go straight to the backyard?

How bout movie and then dinner? We could talk about the movie if things get awkward. My mere existance that is.

Trips gey

ROLLLINNG

ebic

I can't get hard, hope that's not a problem ;)

This if you don't want her to unmatch you.

Solo close

How about Netflix at my house and chill?

reroll x2

How about we skip dinner and take a moment to mourn Harambe?

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Rolling

reroll x3

Reroll

Roll

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Movie choices:
Kubo of the Two Strings, Jason Bourne, Suicide Squad, or The Secret Life of Pets You're welcome.

ROLLING

WINNNNNN

zoz

Winrar

Where's the best place to eat pussy in town?

*teleports behind you*
pssh nothin personnel.. kid

oh

WINRARs!!!

Trips to rule them all

lol damn

I also am into eating scat (shit) ;)

Sigh...U dun fked it up u dumbasses

Actually I changed my mind. Never mind, bye.

rerol pls ruin this guys date

ahahahah i lol'd

Sounds like a date then.

Why would you do that

That's like the worst option at this moment

You never had to continue this

Deliver OP

bump

Look, I'll make it short, sweet and to the point. LET'S FUCK NIGGAAAAA AYYYYYYY LMAOOO.

oh man you have shit in the place meant for your brain

I normally only get 6 inch subs at Subway bit I wouldn't mine a 12 inch one with you.

"Pardon my autism but didn't we bomb your ass in ww2?"

op is an actual idiot, he could of gotten a chance to get laid, but he decided to keep going. Though he could of been catfishing his profile photo