Waifu claiming thread: Innuendo Edition
Previously on /waifu/: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Trips or more if you want something
>No oversexualised content
>RP and ERP = Big NO NO
>Naps will fuck you up
>Discuss about badgers
>Insults should be creative
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly
Distribute some free literature
Claimed
It does? Well sorry
>I bet the picture didn't help
>Claim
still here
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Give me a break, i went to sleep at 7am
she cute
>I never ask, I just heavily imply!
You and a few others.
>Nuh uh!
I won't argue the expensive part by any means. But it seems more accessible at least.
>Reconsider?
I just started calming down, and you go and say that. You're lucky I don't have to get up for things often, or this thing could be obvious!
>I can think of a couple ways~
>7 AM
>Woke up before 2
Better than me at least.
go back to /animus/
how is she so perfect?
I was talking about the titans in titanfall 2
For destiny, all I do is shoulder charge people with the skating
>Gunslinger a Funslinger
I like you, you're my nigga
huh?
What was keeping you up?
Yuno
Oh boy, 40 degrees? In the netherlands? Holy shit dude.
Do you like it there?
Ahoge-Chan
Darn, I got an 80 gold quest that needs two players and none of my americas friends are online
Karen
Are any of us real?
Yui
The prettiest place I've ever seen would be the Jiitak Grotto right here in Lebanon. Most quiet I've ever been in the presence of. I got seperated from my tour group and got to sit in a cave by myself. After holding still and not making a sound I heard absolute silence. A drop of water hitting the small pond sounded so loud.
You Know
Ugh I feel so sorry for you dude, I know what you mean. I had a few friends in WoW that I had to ask my guild to let in, they would barely attend raids and would just fuck around most of the time instead of taking the game seriously. Like having fun is nice and all but carrying them through everything was frustrating, its' the same situation for you?
I know Titans aren't THAT useful in actuality but they're just so fucking cool
Not Sanae Sanae
Nice to see you again at least. Hope you're doing fine.
Akeno desu claim.
I'll be in and out all day.
Just finished downloading Highschool DxD season one and Gif animator.
Look forward to many more reactions from Akeno-Sama.
dont worry. guess i read into it a little much
Get the fuck out to /animus/ Luka. Or did it die or something. Haven't been there in ages.
hush hush
Not ok fam.
who?
I'm SO not cute!
>this "cutie" is going to get a girlfriend!
/animus/.
no
No they hold off pretty well in raids.. its our other members who are dumbasses, one barely speaks any english and randomly spews "ayy lmao hehe"
two are aussies so timing for raid is fucked
Another is a pothead and constently claims to be the bomb at WoW and some other shit saying he'll stream and shit
Of course they stopped playing before even house of wolves came.
pretty please? why are you here and not there circlejerking with your ol' good friends?
Is Muu or Dotter still there?
I'm flattered, turbo slut ranks me in his top 10
>They were so good
Yea but I'm not really sure how USA college works. I'll do some research
>That gets you worked up?
I don't know what you're wearing but most jeans hide it quite well, if you know how to use it to your advantage
But yea lately I've been doubting everything I do so I might just go
>Like? I'll do my best
Yea it's kinda special
I hold the country very dear to me but the people who live in it are starting to annoy me
>A lot of lefties
Whats on a man's mind right?
>Implying you're a guy
dunno who u are
That sounds so wonderful
the only thing I have ever expereienced like that is being out in the Iowa forests
Certainly not as Aesthetically pleasing I'd bet!
A grotto
it has like a lake and such in it right?
Elitist
Migth I add, another pothead that studders and is pretty awkward
If we're not talking about his tattoo shop or his girlfriend, he'll randomly leave. The ONLY time he was relevent was when he was the only one with ice breaker, til we all got it
Attention whore.
dotter posts on /lewd/ and muu is ancient history
who are you?
Certain person, that doesn't matter since even if i would tell you my name, you wouldn't recognise me. We didn't have any kind of long conversation between each other. Please answer my questions though, I would appreciate.
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dont worry im sure anyone would get about the same idea i did. I am
But she is a literal angel
Oh right, Dotter went to /lewd/. Muu died for sure I guess too. I'm none.
Show me what you assume i won't recognize.
Refer to:
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
Yeah, you too. I'm alright. I claim another though.
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Sorry man, I'll be of no use this time.
Such a cutie!
>I knew you were cute!
>Oh well, no flirting with you now I guess. Still calling you cute though.
I am not a turbo slut! And I don't even have 10 people I flirt with like this!
>Nope!
Do that, you might get lucky with scholarships and such!
>Just keep saying your in control~
Not jeans, dress slacks. They're a tad tight.
Just go?
>Explain that, cutie~
Sorry friend Still learning the customs
test 2
Honestly though, I would prefer to be anonymous here anyway.
It's whatever anyway, /animus/ kinda turned out into shit imo.
By the way if you don't mind answering, is spicer still there since last time I checked (2 weeks ago or so, just to see what's happening) I saw hungary flag and I was wondering if it's Spicer.
he was there last night
Nothing specific
cute thread
bump
i claim this one!
Nice, thanks for fast answer, Erio.
It was Spice Rack.
actually its bard
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Wait I'm not sure if that's positive or negative
Are you being nice or mean?
Well seeing your reply above I guess nine now?
>Stop denying you cutie
Well I guess I should say thanks for believing in me
>I don't think I need to say in anymore we both know I am
Oh well if they're tight its gonna be..hard..
What is there to explain, imma buy a plane ticket to your state and go to college there
And keep you company of course
test 3
You are cute!
Oh okay.
Interesting.
I never said I HAD a girlfriend
I said "get" in future tense
>the girl said I was cute! I was totally holding myself back. It made me want to scream
>NOT cute!
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She is.
positive,
*hugs the pretty hanako and lily gently*
I'm so stupid, I don't know why I said Jiitak, It's Jeita Grotto.
It's all underground, stalagmites and stalactites, great place.
I don't really like forests or anything outside honestly, it's always noisy and filled with people. So I wouldn't enjoy those forests.
Did you like them?
Ah alright, who can I keep a lookout for?
Lefties are the liberal dudes, right? They got a big voice there? Letting the arabs in?
>ayy lmao hehe
kill me, wow.
And let me guess, the pothead is just full of hot air and can't really do shit, right?
Ice breaker? What's that?
Just games?
I want to see lots more of her from you!
Good morning
test 4
There's only been like, 5! Including you!
>No!
I don't see why I wouldn't
>But I like hearing it~
Yes. Yes it is. Dammit.
>In my state
>Keep me company
Oh god, is my little fantasy gunna come true?!
Same thing!
>Totally cute, someone IRL even agreed with me!
G'day
youtu.be
Depends on how many people reply
GOAT old school hip-hop.
Hey.
حبيبي
This is hella atmospheric
I like it!
Got anthing more?
Well around heere it's a pretty small town so I usually don't run intoanybody out on the trails
there are so many dear and a beautiful creek
we have a wholle bunch of cornfields too which I guess are kind of cool to look at
other than that it's just a whole bunch of noothing
The sunsets and sunrises are to die for though but
If I could have some excitement somewhere else that might be nice :p
Thanks for talking wiwth me this morning Karen it was great to meet you
How long have you been with these threads?
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Sleep well?
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Pothead #1 is okay for most parts, can follow along, just doesnt play destiny anymore
Pothead #2 is absolute trash, always dies
Icebreaker is an exotic sniper that regenerates it's own ammo in year 1.. it was not brought into year 2 for obvious reasons. People would just chill from afar and pick off enemies or kill boss easy
6am for me, time for bed, good night
And good night.. for me
Here you go !
a nice freindly reply
:)
yes!
Thank you~
Yeah Biggie at its finest, possibly his best album imo.
Wu-Tang Clan is good af as well.
Fag
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Morning.
Oh then
Thanks tomoko!
Also I decided what to do, lay in bed with a fan on my face waiting for the sun to cool off
Yea they're getting bigger by the day. Err not wanting to sound like an asshole but they are fucking over the country with the refugees
>It's a bit more complicated than that
Just Dutch politics is cancer and I just try to ignore it if it doesnt affect me too much
>Might just leave anyway
>Implying 5 isn't enough for the title turbo slut
I dont know I feel like I can stop calling you cute and start calling you turbo slut
>It's already saved in my phone now kek
Well its just new I guess, you're too cute
>I'll need to find the right moment though
Oh I dunno, what is your fantasy?
Whats your story?
Oppaiyo~
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Hey man
did the new aya enjoy this?
I went to sleep so I didn't find out live
that sounds lovely
it works
The trick is to get an weeb gf to be as massive of a faggot as you.
Yo fam this is quality and apparently underrated as fuck.
youtube.com
This is good too. Shame Ini didn't release this album in 95', instead they put it in the shelf and released it 5 years after.
Went to sleep five minutes after I did, so he couldn't really give an opinion.
I overslept.
This is really symphonic and progressive, nice.
If you can endure the slow progression of post-rock, some of it can be very atmospheric.
youtube.com
Can I be pothead #3? Good night.
Nice, hip-hop with a piano beat that isn't overly dramatic.
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You're talking to a music enthusiast right now by the way, Homura has a HUUUUUGE collection.
Welp I would prefer a small town like yours honestly. Do you ever go hunting? I only remember cornfields from horror movies, kek. I'll take a picture of the mountains here for you, it's very beautiful. I live in Lebanon currently.
Treasure what you have, excitement might bring trouble.
I'm happy to meet you too, always nice to make new friends.
I've been posting here for around four or five months now. I've made many close friends here and hopefully you will enjoy it too.
Night dude, sleep tight.
Ohayo
Yeah I'm pretty gay
Arabs in Europe are pretty cancer right now
Where would you go if you were to leave?
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>Implying all of them flirt back! Maybe 3 at best!
Nuh uh! Well, I mean, it'd be closer to accurate since I'm not cute...
>Of course.
I am not! And what's new?!
>Hopefully that'll be soon~
I may or may not want to be someones little sissy boy. I'll confirm nor deny nothing!
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If you thought ylyl threads were full of faggots...
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