Anyone ever hooked up and fucked someone random, I don't mean prostitute/escort. Using tinder/craigslist ect...

Anyone ever hooked up and fucked someone random, I don't mean prostitute/escort. Using tinder/craigslist ect, share stories.
Any of those free fuck meet up sites real or just a money grab?

Close to fucking a virgin RN

>Anyone ever hooked up and fucked someone
>Sup Forums

Yep.

Put an ad on looking for an older woman to play on day out of pure curiousity. Got a response and exchanged some texts including some pics to make sure she wasn't catfishing me

Turns out she was a late 40s housewife who's husband was a truck driver and had a super low sex drive. She was a 7/10. Met her that night and fucked her for a few hours. Haven't talked to her since. Would fuck again.

Put an add on what?

just used craigslist a couple of days ago to fuck a dudes wife while he watched. I'm 23, they were ~40, though I have no regrets I wouldn't recommend it.

Fucking kek
>hey Sup Forums, have you ever fucked someone for without paying for it?

Why wouldnt you recommend it? Im quite keen to do either that or join a man and tage team his wife/GF etc

Go outside. Go to a bar. Meet girls. Fuck them. It's easy.

I put replied to an ad on Craigslist once. Wasn't sure if it was a set up or not so I asked for some normal pics, got them, reverse searched them and found nothing. Asked for her details and she said she was 32, lived alone and lived about a 45 min drive away. Took the gamble to go and meet up with her. She was half-decent, a bit curvy. Was expecting great things from a 32 year old, was probably the worst sex of my life. She blew me for about 30 secs, was a starfish and didn't even let me cum on her. Never used Craigslist again haha

It isnt how you think

I downloaded Tinder and swiped right on pretty much every woman just to see what would happen. Started talking to a pretty cute, athletic woman who went to the same college as I did, but was a couple years behind me. We started texting about the usual shit like how your day was and stuff.

At about 10pm I randomly texted her and was like "hey want to hang out?" she said sure and invited me to her place. We had a few drinks and the next thing you know we were making out. I ended up fingering her. We took it to the bedroom, where I ate her out and then she sucked my dick and swallowed.

We sort of lost touch after that though. Kind of disappointed I didn't get to fuck her. It was pretty damn good head though.

Kek at assuming that its that easy, also just want some low self esteem divorced 50 year old that just needs a dick in her life again kek

How is it? Im legit seeking your opinion and advice here

Explain...

Think I fucked the same bitch last year from CL. Worst pussy ever.

Forget websites, just go out and socialise.

Hooking up with random chicks isn't difficult if you don't carry on like a creep or sperg out... chicks can smell desperation a mile off though, so don't act thirsty

I met this black chick off tinder went to her house to drink as soon as we sit down she's gagging on my dick by the end of the night I was fucking her ass while she called me masta

I used craigslist as well.

I put up a post for myself and a friend with benefits, got a response from a 19 year old mum who was a little embarrassed about her stretch marks and had a boyfriend who wasn't attracted to her anymore.

Myself and my friend took it upon us to give her the time of her life. They ate each other out while I waited outside the room looking after her son (whoops) for about half an hour. Then he went to sleep so I was able to join in. Best time of my life and they both also let me cum on their faces while they made out. Still meet up with the mum every now and then for hook ups but my friend with benefits has a boyfriend now :/

I fuck and eat girls out on tinder all the time. Most of them let me use them first night. Last girl i had to take out on a date though. Kept talking about her ex which i didnt care because i just wanted to fuck. She tried making it clear she wouldn't be sexual at all but got over to a house she needed to clean and long story short i had her panties pulled to the side and my tongue inside her

>bored and want to fug
>look at adds mostly for shits and giggles
>see said add by couple looking for dudes to creampie wife
>respond, again mostly for shits and giggles, not really expecting a response
>We text a couple times then they suddenly stop
>Assume they either found a better option or are waiting for one
>get text right before I finish pumping the well myself to come on over
>head over, its a scummy apartment over an even scummier bar know locally as Steve's gun and knife club for shooting and stabbings
>they doors unlocked come on in
>creep around corners like jason borne ready to get jumped
>see tubby dude going down on his wife
>"take your pants off over by the door so when you finish you can just go put them on and leave" aight
>wife actually has a pretty nice pussy
>pleasant surprise.jpeg
>ask if she gives head
>gives me a strange look and says "Uhh not to strangers"
>but having them cum inside you is fine...okay
>proceed to fuck her on a mattress on the floor while the husband says things like "Yeah baby take that dick" and "ahh yeah fill'er up dude"
>bust inside per request and bail.

Im not the original user who posted it, but ive done it before. Its very awkward and if you dont have sky high confidence you wont get hard. Most men, most, dont like the whole cuck fantasy shit even if they are the bull because they can usually identify with the guy watching, so it makes it hard to perform.
Doing a threeway is different than the cuck shit, but still hard to do. It does help if they are randos, and it does help if you are inebriated somehow.
If you have the confidence, and the balls to do it, youll be fine. But also remember this shit, cuck/bull shit and threeways, usually only invite another guy if he is hot and somewhat hung.

Yeah.. I'm this guyIt was awkward, the guy was annoyed because I didn't say I was cumming. I thinking he just wanted me outa there so he could eat it lol, he had like a thumb for a dick, mean to say but true. I'm not huge by any means but yeah...

>Thumb for a dick

I don't want to associate with that kind of bar dwelling trash

Yeah. It is a weird experience.
My old roommate got me into my first one.
He worked at a gnc, so he was ripped and worked out all the time, and he had this guy who came in on fridays. Dude came in every friday, and then started coming in everyday right before close. He asked my bud if he wanted to fuck his wife, my bud declined but pointed them in my direction. He apparently talked me up big time because when i pulled my pants down, they kinda looked disappointed because im thick but not long.

Twice:

First time was some chick not too far from me - she wanted to get fucked - we texted a bit, and exchanged photos - everything looked legit, so I drive over there - Not bad - bout a 6/10, bit chubby - whatever. fuck her once. Sit around an watch Scrubs for a bit - fuck her again, leave. Turned out she liked it so much we became fuck buddies for about 9 months or so. Just text to come over and fuck her.

2nd one - Mad at ex-gf for being stupid - she "broke up" with me - I was horny - found girl on Craigslist that wanted to meet up. Bout a 7/10 this one - cute, curvy - thick ass. First and only chick with a pierced clit that I've been with. Ended up fucking her bareback and cumming in her. Never talked to her again - hope I don't have some illegitimate child knocking on my door in the future.

looks like a macaroon

>Working my shit job at overnight fastfood
>monkey bitch comes through, fat, colored hair
>tells me i'm cute, give her my number
>texts me to come over when i get off at 6
>leave note on fridge saying i'm dead if not back in 48 hours. write bitches address on it
>go to this random bitches house
>she said she had Hey Arnold on DVD
>Leave condom in car, just here for the cartoons
>Go upstairs, she's got pot.
>As we are smoking her friend comes over, white bitch, super fucking hot, smokes with us.
>white bitch leaves, i grab condom, white bitch turned me on and now I have to fuck something.
>plow this monkey bitch
>she gets off, I don't
>fall asleep kinda pissed i didn't get off
>wake up, monkey bitch is leaning over me
>Get the fuck out of there
>Next night, she comes back
>Ask her what she wants, i'm not giving out free shit tonight
>she gets offended, leaves, never see her again.
First and Last time I ever fuck a black chick.

Once fucked a fat chick ofc tinder. I dont mind some thickness, but she was too much. Boring fuck, but let me bareback her ass.
I've fucked and dated a few other girls on Tinder. Best was a freshly 18 year old (I was 27). Little thick, sensitive tits, and a sweet ass, but wouldn't do anal.

Pic of 18?

CL, 7/10 MILF, her husband had gout and low sex drive they were basically roommates. Did everything I ever wanted to do. Plus she was a squirter. Fabulous woman. Literally can just think about her and get hard.

>posted an ad on craigslist looking to fuck a few years ago
>some chick emails me. thinking it was a scam or a guy, I play along
>go to meet girl, lives somewhat near me
>tiny 80lb pakistani girl, 21 or 22 years old or so
>huge fake tits, not a fan of fake tits but hot as fuck
>we fuck, tightest girl I've ever been in
>I don't cum though, I'm fairly big so I have to be gentle
>We fuck a few more times, one time parking lot of a hotel

Very nice girl, we went out to dinner one time before fucking. Some time later she went off to college, texted me that she wanted to fuck one last time. Haven't talked to her since, don't even have her number anymore. shame.

>true story, mock me if you want

What do you cunts actually post? Like body and cock pic?

Seems like I mainly get dudes and professionals replying.

I fuck people off Pof/meetme regularly. The secret is to not be ugly or a social retard. They're all horny sluts. You just have to figure out what kind of horny slut they are and work adjust your game accordingly.

ducks cant scale walls like that, so they must be different ducks. i think the mutant wall scaling duck would win.

I fucked some random 4/10 faced chick with a 8/10 body I picked up at a bar in college. It was towards the end of the night so I was fucking tanked and so was she. I was too drunk (and it was too loud) so I didn't even get her name. She invited me back to her house and when we were almost there she said her bitch of a roommate would be pissed if she brought me inside (like a fucking cat, I guess). I ended up agressively fingering her in the walkway between apartments when someone started to walk up. We hid in one of those basement window wells and I kept fingering her. The dude who's window it was woke up and freaked out, so we ran and climbed into a window into her room of the apartment. I didn't have a condom, but she was on the pill so we started fucking.

Kek

No pic ?

She whips out her laptop and when she opens it there are like 20 porn tabs open of varying degrees of perversion. She makes me watch a few of them while I keep fucking her and trying not to pass out from the booze. I asked her where she wanted me to cum and she said "not in my pussy, we just met". She didn't have a rag or anything, so I started fucking her in this jacuzzi tub in her bathroom while she talked really dirty. I pulled out when I started cumming and was just going to cum in the empty tub but she must have thought we were just changing positions and shoved me back in her right as I started to shoot. Literally all of my cum got inside her before I could get her off of me and she got kind of pissed, and just started talking dirtier. Said she was going to spank me for being a bad boy, creepy shit like that. Told me know her boyfriend would find out she fucked another guy because she never lets him come inside her
>oops, oh well
I then proceeded to lick some of my cum out of her, then hate fuck the rest out of her, because why not. It got ALL over her bed and by this point, I'm starting to sober up. She wants me to stay and cuddle but as soon as her eyes closed I grabbed my clothes and SPRINTED out of there. Had to put my pants on in some bushes then ran the whole way home and scrubbed my dick. Her boyfriend had to know she was fucking someone else because I stretched the fuck out of her in our hatefuck session.
>all in all a good night

I've considered this, that the 90 degree duck would be on a totally different plane than the other, but I postulate that though the 90 degree duck can scale walls, it is assumed that this is all it can do, and there is much more horizontal ground than vertical wall in the world. Assume the 90 degree duck is stuck on the side of an isolated building, how will it get to different buildings? Normal duck has him isolated and has much more available ground to cover.

>although I'm still rooting for the 90 degree duck. I think he can win it given the more difficult circumstances.

No sorry, I had two in the past but they were on a computer that crashed. Real shame, although the pics I had did not give you the scale of how petite this girl was IRL.

And now I know what a ballsgina actually looks like.

Fucked a few girls on tinder. Usually during the first time we hang out. Which is funny because literally every single girl puts some shit on their description or whatever that says something along the lines of "not looking for hook ups"

> was horny
> curious
> posted ad for MM meetup
> got response, looked alright
> got room, about 25 miles away
> he shows up, check for axes, seems ok
> he undresses me and I can't help but get hard and when my shorts come down it springs out
> pretty average, about 6.5 x 5.75, but he smiles and starts stroking me
> felt good we get on the bed and he gets naked and starts licking my cock. His cock is smaller than mine but hard with a little bend
> he sucks me while I stroke him
> felt good
> felt real good
> mfw I cum in his mouth and he cums over my hand at the same time
> great time :)

Fucking fag

Hahahaha. Fucking loser

I think it was more because she was fat.

Any duck can walk on the ground. What makes you think the duck with special gravity defying abilities can't use gravity like normal, too?

and you post your ad in which section?

Tell me more. I want that to happen to me

I could today, if casual sex appealed to me. I want a bf but everyone just wants to fuck me :(

That's what you get for being a worthless woman/ twisted faggot

Fucked a handful of girls from here. They're damaged goods but easy when you want to fill a hole and don't care about how sane they are.

So you have alot of one night stands? Whore.

tits

Yes actually, never greentexted it though because newfag, also lazy as fuck so not gonna bother either.

In short, swiped right on a cutie on Tinder. We matched, and had a conversation back and forth for a few days. Basically, I had some crazy idea in my mind, like telling a story to a retarded child. Long story short: She was a Russian spy that I now had captured and had to be punished even though we saved the world together.

She liked the idea of being punished... Met up for drinks at a bar, kissed her as we were parting ways, grabbed hold of my balls and asked if she wanted me to come with her. Went to her dorm and banged twice. Never heard from her since.

Pic related. It's her sister

Sauce pls??

should have ate her pussy more

She is hot!

fucked someone within the hour of meeting them

No head though, which was kinda annoying, but yeah. Win some lose some

i met a girl on /soc/ and we fucked the first night. havent seen her since but we are in contact to do it again. greentext if interest

probably to scare off the guys who just want to hit and quit. obviously they want to get fucked but they hope they get some stability from it

"M4W"

trap or full homo?

yep. it sucked had to close my eyes and think of piper perri to cum, and the chick was fat

With or without pic ? With long message?

do tell

So i'll share my story:
>made an other dating app, just like tinder, because tinder didn't work out
>didnt expect it will work
>girl just 5km away, we match
>3 days of writing, we both just make clear we wanna fuck
>went over to her and fuck
>not seen her since then but i could allways just write her and do it all over again
#win

Shit. Sorry user. Craigslist.