As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man alive and these 2 dykes are the last cumdumpsters on Earth

As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man alive and these 2 dykes are the last cumdumpsters on Earth.

What do?

one on the right is literally so fuckable, librarian fetish checking in

fuck the one on the right while the one on the left mans the camera.

can i put the titties on the left onto the person on the right?

eat the fat one
beat the fuck out of the skinny one until she's no longer a dyke and then repopulate the earth with her.

>goodbye human race

Slaughter the fat one for meat.

Slaughter the skinny one for meat.

Make dyke-jerkey.

Imagine the squeal when that lesbian librarian gets her first (unwanted) thrust of cock

Fuck right with a bag over her head waiting for her hair to grow etc.
Monitor food and exercise of left, no whales allowed.
Threesome when ready.

>What do?

Have ... Sex ?

>librarian fetish
there are dozens of us!

Find an attractive corpse

Guess the future of humanity is fucked then. I'm sterile

Skinny freaking out as she's somehow forced to grow udders as big as her fat friend's would be weirdly hot as fuck.

A simple asset swap could be fun, too, though fatty might be relieved to have skinny's tiny teats for a while...

what about the people in the background ?

You wouldnt be able to repopulate the earth unless there was tons of inbreeding and you would just end up with america so its not worth it

Zombies

how best to dress skinny to make her a sexy librarian?

Adam and Eve yo

Kill the fat one.


Then kill the skinny one.
Fap until I starve to death.

ITT: guys who've never felt the touch of a woman debate sex they'll never have with women who would never go near them

Fuck both they are fuckable as fuck

Makes sense that the last two women in human history would just end up on the last man's dinner plate.

I could stand to hear more.

>I'm a virgin so everybody else must be one too

Carve a reflective story into a block of granite about the good and the bad that humanity accomplished over it's history and as much as possible of the laws of science and the scientific method. End with a morality tale about letting the species reign end when forced with decision to possibly repeat everything and wish the next species to eventually evolve into sentient beings better luck and inform them I hope if they were given the same choice that they would find a reason that I was unable to repeat history.

go on

I could make do with the one on the right, no problem.

Work through their lesbian daddy issues and bring them into the fold of righteous hetero sex. Lordy hallelujah let's get to fuckin.
Also, pretty obvious neither of these chicks are dykes

If they really are dykes, the manipulation you would have to engage in to get both of them to willingly fuck a random user would be interesting to see.

how did the three of us survive a nuclear war but everyone else is dead? were two of us on a guided tour of a nuclear war bunker somewhere, with the third one being the tour guide? why would there just be two people in a tour group and why would one of them be someone I don't know? I'll assume the skinny one is the tour guide since there's no way the fatass could guide tours all day, so why am I on a tour of a nuclear bunker with a big disgusting fat bitch?
none of this makes any sense.

> Use fat chick's liver for food.
> Only take half every day so it regrows.
> Keep her caged somewhere
> Use skinny bitch's superior genes to generate offspring
> Make fatty raise the kids
> Smack down any whale-induced rebellion against daddy (since she's raising them and all)
> Free pussy and food, and you get to smack children without consequences

Basically become a greek god

sauce

left is gabe newell. right looks delicious.

use the left one for food, the right one kinda looks like one of my ex's minus her hair so I could probably fuck her.

Nothing wrong with that short-haired girl on the right. She's actually kinda cute.

But them, I have a thing for skinny, short-haired and/or tomboyish looking women.

It would probably just be easier to turn fatty into a milking hu-cow and give skinny the responsibility of milking her fat friend and turning that milk into cheese and whatnot.

Though I guess there's no reason you couldn't milk skinny, too, even if she wouldn't produce nearly as much.

Might be worth it just for the excuse to strip them naked and put cowbell collars around their necks.

The skinny one is the short bus driver and your fat ass is with this land whale because both of you were on the way to a super secret fat camp built from the ruins of an old cold war bunker. The driver escorted you into the fat camp, and just when they closed the door so you and she-chunk couldn't raid the vending machine in the entry tunnel, the bombs hit.

duh.

I bet if you asked the landwhale, she'd say she's fat because of genetics. How does that big plate of genetics taste? You big fat fuck.

you force her into being a pet or slave, or do you just let her run around being her tomboy dyke self?

Have sex with both of them until I a sore

eat the one on the left, breed the one on the right.

>she-chunk

>not the way breasts work
my wife and her sister both got pregnant around the same time. Wife has b cups, sister has somewhere in the e cup range. my wife produces almost twice as much milk as her sister and she got pregnant later.

Fatty would look perfect hogtied on a plate with an apple in her mouth and skinny would look cute waddling around naked in the wasteland with a baby belly almost bigger than the rest of her

chain up the right one in a dungeon for a couple of months to let her hair grow out, then repopulate earth with her.

In the mean time turn the left girl into jerky

also imagine how wet the right girl has become from the suspense of her rape fetish

Threesomes until they both give birth, then swap parenting duties weekly between all 3. I'll spoil the kids so they like me more. Teach them that male domination is the key to sustaining a race. They'll listen to me because they'll like me.

When the kids turn 2 or so, repeat the cycle. Breed a fleet of kids and let them incest it up.

When the first two hit menopause I'll probably just bail, probably try take the most submissive one with me just for banging. Probably make my way to LA for the weather, and build a car or two and some bikes. And just explore the ruins.

I guess breasts size just determines storage capacity, not production ability?

Fuck it, then break out the cow print body paint and turn both of these bitches into dairy stock.

>gag them
>tie them
>fuck them
>pregnancy=food
>submission=shelter
>forge the glorious patriarchy anew

especially if you spend those months taunting her about what you're going to do to that tight little body once she's grown hair long enough to be used as a sex handle

why just the one pic of her?

im fucking useless so after i impregnate those 2 dykes the world will still probably end with us 3 cause i dont know how to do shit

nice touch but on the other hand she's gonna be the mother of new humanity so she should be reeducated and turned into a modest/traditional woman

Lol

Make skinny eat fatty, she needs some fat in her system to enhance fertility.

When her hips stop making you bleed whilst banging, conception should follow immediately.

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I´d send the fat one to do exercise meanwhile i fuck the skinny one