Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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delet this
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Fine
More of a /k/ weeb, but yeah a weeb
Friday, but that's only for muslims, it's not enforced and you only go to the friday prayer for 20 minutes then go home. If you want you can stay longer for the full 2 or 3 hours but most people don't.
Half the country is christian, it's not a minority.
I'm trying to get a slave myself but Ali won't give me a good deal.
But nah no oil and no slaves, it's a shithole because the leaders are corrupt as fuck. Too much embezzlement. It's not that bad though, just behind on tech a little.
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Hello
Very nice feet
Claiming Akiko best girl
It's mandatory for all belgians who study above what is considered the average if that makes any sense. I did live close to the german speaking part when I was younger. Nice people. I like the germans way more than I like the french
Only the east germans learn dutch I assume?
How're you doing today?
replying to your own pic
you've been doing this samefag for a while
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The next claiming post that ends in a 2 officially has the nicest feet.
and?
(nui)
oh damn, im pretty excited tbh i am loving this so far
im watching sub, but ill prob rewatch it in dub sometime soon
>im missing some stuff because its being streamed
oh well atleast thats pretty lucky
im glad you are okay thats all
was your family scared or why were they so noisy
>claim
Well, by canon law sunday is quite extreme for Christians. All non-essential services close or are reduced. Nobody is supposed to work beyond what is absolutely necessary.
Historically at least some of the day was supposed to be spent with bible study, beyond the church service (obligatory for catholics, otherwise, you know, hell).
>claimed
you are retarded
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welcome back pretty boi
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>wusste nicht...
Das war bewusst nicht Teil des Konversationsabsatzes
>kein weeb
Ok die meisten hier sind gerade mal über Mainstream animu
>normal
Genau da liegt mein Problem
Bis auf deine schwule Seite bist du "normal" (normal aus Sup Forums Perspektive)
Warum bist du dann aber hier?
Wäre es nicht angenehmer mit echten Menschen deinen Tag zu verbringen?
And you're posting very good images.
maybe i am
ok
yes u are
thanks for diagnosing me doc
np you lonely shit
You should watch it somewhere that you could catch every moment of it then.
>was your family scared or why were they so noisy
Some of them were scared and some of them were fighting for some dumb reason. it was just incredibly noisy, feels kinda nice that it's over now though.
that's mean
Rough week? You good now?
Why aren't these threads on Sup Forums?
and u are lonely 30+ years old fag
Oh shit, I don't think that's ever been mentioned before!
Everyone, move the threads to Sup Forums, this poster is a complete genius!!!!!1111one
>Warum bist du hier und nicht bei anderen Menschen
Weil ich am Arsch der Welt wohne. Ich brauch 2 Stunden in die Stadt und 2 Stunden zurück. Also wenn ich mich mit jemanden treffen will darf ich mal 4 Stunden Reise einplanen und die meisten Leutchen wollen sich nen Film anschauen, essen und dann wieder heim. Ich müsste also 4 Stunden reisen um 2 Stunden was zu unternehmen.
Und ja, es wäre viel angenehmer mit echten Menschen meinen Tag zu verbringen.
Im tired but i think im going to take a nap soon
What about you?
In case you aren't just shitposting.
It's because waifu threads are banned on Sup Forums and mostly because not everyones waifu is from an anime.
ok
anything else?
because Sup Forums has trash waifus
23.jpg never replies. You are being goofy.
I'd say your country is a shithole because you have nothing worth having.
Can't you move to Yurop when you are done studying? Or marry some bitch for a goat or two and get citizenship?
There are plenty of Muslims here who'd sell their daughters. Not many Levantines tho so you should probably try to find a turk for that.
Why do you live the first world life tho? Is your das high Ranking Party member or some shit?
ok
sorry that you are so lonely lol
youre here 24/7 lmao
i like watching with other people though, but you are right. perhaps will all night this.
>do you prefer the sub or dub btw?
im enjoying the sub a lot but dont really know the difference
>fighting
thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
i bet i cant imagine how annoying that could be. now you can with us again. perhaps catch up on some sleep.
Yeah, things seem okay now i suppose.
How have you been?
i actually sleep and stuff surprisingly
so it's more like 15/7
ecce navem
what a loner hahah
nobody likes you irl eh?
How do you find things to do for that long on here?
Faggot
Not an idiot, not crazy, not overly girly, just a normal cute tourguide.
Everyone hates the French so that's no surprise
I assume you meant West?
Either way, not in school I think. The bordering areas may do it but even there it's probably not a priority since the bordering nederlanders actually speak something closer to old low german than modern dutch. And you guys don't even border germany
Birdy
Penny Claim
>MFW paid day off for setting up 120 new laptops to replace the shit tier Chromebooks we got.
>MFW all I had to do was set one to format and then link the rest to it so they formatted the same way.
Kek. Can't complain though.
yep
idk
Yea i tought so
You pathetic shit
Do to play vidya?
Probably the same kek, it's getting late and I'm getting bored and tired, have to be up tomorrow.
Do you work?
We have Cedar trees, great scenery and decent amount of good people and nice music.
I'd like to move to Europe but at it's current state I don't think it would be safe. I'll move to Canada once my visa gets sorted, hopefully.
Kek I don't think they accept goat as a currency, if that was the case I'd grab a few and head on over.
I don't care what race or religion they are, if someone were to sell his daughter then that's pretty sad. And nah I'm good, there are plenty of fine women here. I just need to get off my ass and try to pick some up.
I don't live the first world life, I have a laptop, a phone and an internet connection, it's all common here, everyone has it. The internet connection is just really shitty because the two phones companies are owned by the government and control prices while blocking new entries.
Decent enough, I should have signed up for classes today but I was too lazy and procrastinated too hard, kek. I'll be going first thing in the morning. For now I'm just eating and chilling.
Wew
Bruck ist nu nicht so schlimm dachte ich, oder gibts da keine Kinos? Alles nach Wien ausgelagert?
>Und ja, es wäre viel angenehmer mit echten Menschen meinen Tag zu verbringen.
Wenn du also nach Wien ziehst demnächst(?) brauchst du /waifu/ nicht mehr?
Greetings Penny
Seems like you had a fun day
if dubs waifu machine is now duke nukem machine
>sanic checkem
you tought so?
i am pretty pathetic tbh
not really
Man, I swear you are the most unpopular faggot in here. Does anyone genuinely likes you? Except that oldfag who says hi to anyone, even if they are shitposters
I woke up about an hour ago, feels gud.
>I wanted to sleep longer but my body wouldn't allow it.
Now I'm playing Siege.
yeah i know
You added konata user on facebook man, how lonely you must be? Fucking hilarious
My balls, your face.
Penguin, I guess. Don't even have an aircraft catapult.
Matches the colors, too.
How goes it, Yuuko?
I guess i could understand that but it would be best to catch every moment, especially when Nui starts doing things.
>thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
>im enjoying the sub a lot but dont really know the difference
The sub is best in my opinion, main diffrence in the other one is there's a lot of language, Nui is one of the few who rarely speaks in a vulgar manner.>thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
Nope, on the bright side my older dog decided to hang out with me while i was down there, he's pretty calm.
>i bet i cant imagine how annoying that could be. now you can with us again. perhaps catch up on some sleep.
It's best i stay up for awhile so i don't change my sleep pattern again, i'll be here for a bit/
That's nice, do you listen to anything while you chill?
How would you know who he is?
Whoops, messed up a bit on there.
Because I know.
You lonely shit
Bruck ist nicht so schlimm, das stimmt. Da fährt jede halbe Stunde oder bestenfalls alle 15 Minuten ein Zug.
Und nein, Bruck hat kein Kino
Aber ich wohn nicht in Bruck sondern in Pischelsdorf. Und der Bahnhof ist in Götzendorf. Einmal 4 Kilometer durch die Gegend radeln und auf den Zug kommen der nur jede Stunde kommt, bestenfalls jede halbe Stunde
Nah, I'm not the most unpopular one in here. That would be you.
Sounds like fun. It's good that your body won't allow you to sleep longer. Means you're healthy in mind and body
E d g y
>Everyone hates the French
This is true no matter where I am or who I ask
>I assume you meant West?
Looks like we both fucked up now
>And you guys don't even border germany
I totally fucking forgot Luxembourg even exists because it's even less memorable than Trey Smith
Halla Hatsu. Nice to see you again
I forgot my music wasn't on, thanks.
I just listen to my playlist, although I REALLY enjoy the silence too. What about you? Do you listen to stuff? Which music?
Hi feets, how are you doing?
You're just throwing around meme words now.
Please stop posting.
Not. You basically get no replies when you say "good morning".
That's pretty sad in my opinion.
That was like 3 months ago
how sad do you have to be to bring that up?
I'm good. Are you?
Yes
I clean offices, houses and things like that
Yep, I practically kicked myself outta bed like
>"Get up ya lazy fuck."
But I got a bit done around the house too, harvested some tomatez
Gentlemen
How sad can you be to add someone from the thread who posted his little fake dic pic on facebook?
*tip*
Does it pay well? It must be very tiring. Do you mind it or nah?
>We have Cedar trees, great scenery and decent amount of good people and nice music.
Portugal, Spain and Italy have that too but without Trave restrictions, a civil war to the north and angry Jews to the south
>I'd like to move to Europe but at it's current state I don't think it would be safe.
Yeah you should probably wait until we remove the garbage we imported over the years
Livin in a cellar hiding from the SS is probably not your goal
>I'll move to Canada once my visa gets sorted, hopefully.
Best of luck
>Kek I don't think they accept goat as a currency, if that was the case I'd grab a few and head on over.
I don't care what race or religion they are, if someone were to sell his daughter then that's pretty sad.
Well I am just assuming they'd sell citizenship with how frequently they go home
>The internet connection is just really shitty because the two phones companies are owned by the government and control prices while blocking new entries.
>owned by the government
>still shitty
You should start a civil war to get rid of your oppressor
Yea you're right, I'll start rewatching after dinner
Oh I see well sub it is then
Doggos are best. Always reliable friends
Good idea, you worked so hard to get it this way
>Played smash today
I noticed how freaking cute Kirby is when he swallow Mr game and watch
You up to anything today?
>Made my post a mess as well so you don't feel bad :^)
Hi Peaches. I wasn't feeling so well, but things are better now.
Hello Karen. Not so bad, waiting for my pizza.
Hope you are well, too.
Yee, but pretty hungry.
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That would imply that only I get no replies. Scroll up
Oh, you are growing something in your garden? Sounds nice. Parents do that too but the snails are always eating our salads
Renge-chan.
What about me, though?
And Hi Chara.
It's gotta be mugi
M'lady
Hey tsuzu, how've you been?
>ignoriert die 2. Frage
Da warens nur noch, ähh einer?
Alle deutschen anons verschwinden und lassen mich hier allein
Ich werde hier auf dich warten...
You didn't got any when you said good morning
You just jump into discussions randomly because nobody would reply to you
Definitely not Mugi
he actually posted it here
If me adding klonata is seriously the only thing you have to say im disappointed
Me always has nice feet
>Luxemburg
Well now you fucking up some shit nigga
I was eferring to flanders, belgium borders Germany it's just that the bordering people are walloons or germans
I don't have a huge snail problem
>Except in my pond but they don't bug the fish so its cool.
They usually stay out of the garden, its very open and lots of birds hang out in my garden
>Sun flower seeds all over that place.
>Birds love it.
>Keeps most pests out, they don't bug my other crops
Good trade off.
definitely not a 15 fag spouting memes in his free time irl
you're very disappointed in your life
>desperate for replies
Here you go.