I'm a well known hacker who lost a bet. I have to teach some guys on Sup Forums how to hack...

I'm a well known hacker who lost a bet. I have to teach some guys on Sup Forums how to hack. Roll trips and tell me what do you want to know.

How do I roll trips ?

Who still uses the term, "hacker?"

only really cool guys

Clearly

what r trips

teach me how to get a gf

Most plebian desktop I've ever seen, kys

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teach me how to Sup Forums

eww that's a men

>Roll trips
>Get hacked

kek

>well known
>hacker

You're doing it wrong

/thread

I want 2 become 4chin the hackzor xd

homo

how to write greentext ?

bullshit, you're just another fagget who runs nmap and then meta like everyone else

i'm a infosec consultant , wow me with your knowledge and i will send $50 google wallet, no shit.

a reliable way to sniff passwords?

kys

How do I become a professional skid like you?

Rollerino

How to hack a facebook account?

how did you learn, just that

A good hacker is not one who's well known

she's really pretty
name?

give me some up2date sql injections

how 2 i hak nsa xdd

for kek's
>roll
i want money (paypal) accounts

winrar

"I'm a well know hacker"
>stopped reading
fucking pleb tier faggot

neet more cunt online

My plummer is a real hacker !

Only thing you can hack is another man's crack

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I wish to hack the GIBSON

winrar
just wait for OP

Give me some good xss payloads that are WAF proof

Roll Porn

I want to hack into a friends pc and mess around whenever he's on his computer. Like, closing browsers, turning off his screen, deleting all his childhood memories, you know.

Roll

Not op but learn XSS/sql injection and you can find sites easily and makes tons of money a day.

What language should I make a brute force password checker in?

How do I set up a free VPN?

What's the best language to write a keylogger in? What's the most inconspicuous .exe file or whatever that works on android and windows?

You would have to get him to run a rat on his computer

How do I delete System 32 to make my computer faster?

If you want it to work on Android, Learn Java. Java jars will also work on pretty much everything, but it's slightly more difficult to make malware and shit in java

>XSS
>the exploit literally EVERY html/php book talks about
If you can find a website vulnerable to XSS injects, then it's not a website where you can find credit cards

Rolling

by deleting it, it will also improve your DHCP

how do i ddos?

everything

lol, thousands of sites are made by people looking to make a quick buck and vulnerable. I find on average at least 5 sites vunerable a day with cards on them

setup a Botnet or pay a site to do it for you

Shameless re-roll

See

really? How do you perform that? I guess you have some kind of bots?

Jesus

Penis

yes, big Botnet that is constantly scanning for vulnerabilities

Penis 2.0

Can I do it by sending him a file or something? Or do I need to go to his house and start is computer, cause that'll never work

Yes, you can do it by sending a file. Easiest is a exe that he runs.

What coding language should I learn?

Facebook accounts.
Are they really unhackable?
if not, please tell.

Go back to 0day.today you fucking scriptkiddie.

Depends on what you want to do.


By the way, OP is autistic and all these responses are by me.

Easily hackable, but I haven't stayed up to date with them.

It used to be that if you knew someone you could get in, because of their "who are these people" reset thingu

OP is going to teach us how to turn it off and on again.

What's the ideal language / software to start with?

I remember that! But i'm sure it doesn't work anymore.

Depends what you want to do.

If you're completely new might want to try Visual basic/c# as they are a good starting point

easiest way to accomplish that is to use social engineering
>mail something like "your facebook accout has been compromised, need to take actions
>link to fake facebook clone, with login fields
>once target has "logged in", redirect him to real facebook
you'll need a cheap webserver, domain name, database and little developping skills

>visual basic

I'm gonna turn off my pc now since this thread is literally filled with morons and script kiddies that have no basic knowledge. Ya'll need to drink bleach

If they have no experience, this is a good foundation of how stuff works, retard

hack Sup Forums and change random board link to a ref to fbi.gov

deliver

I think you need to get some basic lessons in english, because what I meant was that the people trying to TEACH in this thread, are morons.

winrar

how do i block Sup Forums?

Are you the hacker known as Sup Forums ????

ITT: script kiddie looking for attn

got trips :)

how do you set up a botnet over tor with every node having its own .onion domain name?

how do i connect this wireless mouse?

How do trip codes run?

I'll bite
Where and how to connect to some reliable backdoor news portal ?

Everyone.

So - how come "Hackers" seem to concentrate on accessing e-mails or nudes instead of just amassing fortunes?

I mean, if you could quietly take $.05 a week from every 10,000,000 financial transactions, you'd be a millionaire in no time.

Hm?

I guess everyone except actual wizards

Wouldn't a well-known hacker be a shitty hacker?

Be smart. You want to be able to travel around the world not hide in Africa for the rest of your life...

A "Well known" hacker is a bad hacker.

this

No, it's the worst possible foundation. If you want a foundation it's C or C++. As the other guy said, drink bleach.

And where to find how to code?

I wanna be able to control a webcam from another computer on my network from my computer. How do?

How do i hack the gibson

everthing, be my master

you can sell nudes, brazzers accounts, info to companies, lots of stuff. On the other side, if you try to hack a bank or something, not only it will take you literal years of studying their infrastructures and trying stuff, but you will also get busted in a matter of days. Also, carding is very profitable. Typical user is dumb, banks are not.

search C/C# tutorial on google, there are fucktons of them

How to hide identity? Fuck those vpn $15/months