Pedo sayings' thread:

Pedo sayings' thread:
I'll start

If she's old enough to cross the street she's old enough to get the meat

I swear she was eighteen

I want to have sexual intercourse with persons who have not yet reached puberty.

Too young is just a name in china

12? too old

MODS

it has to crack when you stick it in.

nobody likes a tatle tale

"If you tell anyone, you'll get in trouble!"

if there's hair on the muff then fair enough
if threre's grass on the pitch then play ball
if they can read the clock they can take the cock

The hardest part about being a pedofile has always been fitting in

"the best things in life are illegal"

I saw a four-year-old girl sat on her own today. No signs of anyone near.

“Are you okay?” I asked her. “Do you know where your Mummy or Daddy are?”

“No,” she sobbed.

We know how to have a laugh at the orphanage.

My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36.

Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary.

"If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock"

I'm fuckin dying lol

little dick, little woman.

The best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.

When my cat gave birth at a young age I was in a room full of people as they watched,

someone commented on the age of the cat and said how it was bad for her health and from the back of the room i shouted "Old enough to bleed old enough to breed am i rite boiz"

I soon left.

My cousin works at a summer camp! It's a camp for kids who are about to be molested. Says he's never worked a satin his life. The money's not good, but the benefits make it worthwhile!

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

...lol'd

Viu o penta já aguenta

*day.

No idea where satin came from

"Being old men who live for cp and children only to die virgins with no physical touch what so ever by the very children we seek."

My wife caught me having sex with my daughter! I don't know what's worse, that she saw me having sex with her or that the abortion clinic let me keep it

Forced touching is still touching
Touche

>about to be molested

Pedophilia is a psychological disorder just like homosexuality. Too much time is focused on prosecuting and demonizing pedo's and not enough time is being spent on finding a cure.

I was sat in the pub with my mate:
I said, “I got sacked from the primary school today.”
He said, “Why?”
I said, “I was doing something illegal and one of the children told their parents.”
He said, “Fucking kids.”
I said, “No, stealing stationery this time.”

I once came across my girlfriend crying. I asked her "Whats wrong?"

She let out a big theatrical sob, and said, "Its just I started thinking how one day you might fuck another girl and it just tears me apart!"

Great, she was definitely on the rag, so I pulled her close, kissed her, and said, "Don't worry about that sweet. The only other girl I'm going to fuck will be the one that calls me Dad,"

She looked up and giggled a little, wiping away a tear, "I think you said that wrong," she said, starting to small.

"I know what I said,"

lol. I definitely don't want a cure

Love Has No Age!!!

Its not that I'm a pervert, adult teeth are just too scratchy/

A pedophile walks through the woods with a child. The child says, “These woods are scary.” The pedophile says, “Tell me about it. I have to walk back through here alone.”