Give me your worst (most morbid) jokes you can come up with

Give me your worst (most morbid) jokes you can come up with

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream

She was hit by a truck

i fuck ur mather. i fuck ur sister. i fuck ur daddy and then i am ur daddy

How many Jews can you fit in a car?


2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door?
>tri force

There was actually a very few amount that were burned.

Girl wants a pony for Christmas. She says she'll do anything for a pony to her father. Father says suck my dick. Girl does it but stops and says daddy your dick tastes like poop. Dad says yeah, your brother wants a computer.

that amounts to 6,000,004 jews. this number is contradictory to what i've been told my whole life.

How do you fit 300 jews inside a VW Beetle?

2 in the front, 2 in the back and 296 in the ashtray.

Mate I was there first

What's the difference between boy scouts and the jews?

At least the boy scouts come back from camp

What's the worst part about fucking a 5 year old?
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Washing the blood off of your clown suit.

A mexican and a nig nog are inside a car. Who is driving?

>a cop

Guy leading a 5 year old into the woods, the girl says "Gee mister, these woods are creepy, I'm scared!" Guy reaponds, "You're scared?! I'm gonna be walking out of here all by myself!"

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

>Cut the rope

Why do niggers stink?

>So blind people can hate them too.

Sweden

What is the best part about raping a 9 year old?

Watching her break down on the witness stand.

Checkd

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

>cancer

Why do niggers nig?

Because Black Africans carry the gene monoamine oxidase A (which is linked to violent, aggressive and antisocial behavior) at a much higher rate than any other race, and they they have lower average intelligence and higher levels of testosterone.

Why does L.A have so many fags and N.Y so many niggers?

>L.A had first choice.

What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

that was fucking gross

How come all the niggers in the Olympics can run so fast?

>Because the slow ones are in Jail

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Hit it with a brick.

Don't really get why people are so harsh on pedos. At least they always slow down in school zones

Kek

People keep saying americans are stupid but I disagree.. Anyone who builds a city, in a hurricane zone, 10 meter below sea level and manages to fill it with niggers is a fucking genius!

my life

Whats the difference between a nigger & a piece of shit?

A piece of shit turns white and stops stinkin after awhile.

What's the difference between a bench and a crackhead?


The bench can support a family.

Thanks. Nice dubs.

What do Niggers and Sperm have in common?

>Only 1 in about 10 million actually work.

What's the hardest thing about running through a field of dead babies... my dick

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby ... I don't skin an apple before I eat it

What's the difference between a baby and a laundry machine?

>A washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it

>ITT: edgy unoriginal cucksters

What's the difference between National Treasure and a Confederate after the war?

One's cage is Nicholas, the other's is niggerless

I don't get it

how did i manage to miss the bicycle china man that rode in front of my truck like a fucking moron out of nowhere?
I forgot to hit the gas pedal

Man up then brah

What's the best part about fucking a 5 year old?

>hearing her pelvis snap

What's the worst part about fucking a 5 year old?

>when she tells you she had better

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What's 10inches long, has a purple head and makes my gf cry when I shove it in her mouth ?

Her miscarriage

Well...at least it was original.

Edgethread... Man, this is a long summer.

What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl in the shower? You can slick her hair back and its a 9 year old boy
What dobyou get when you cross a bigger with an octopus? I donno but it can pick cotten like a motherfucker
And of course
The best part of fucking 22 year olds is that there's 20 of them

LIFE.

Not long just eternal

What's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Kek'd
Heard it before
Trying too hard

Oh god. Coffee everywhere.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia ?
>staple food to the curling.
How do you make an Ethiopian break all its teeth?
>draw a chicken on a rock.
How do you celebrate an Ethiopians 1st birthday ?
>putting flowers on its grave.

Not original , but yeah.

That's the best part about fucking twentytwo year olds?

There's god damn twenty of them!