Hey Sup Forums I usually just lurk here and have never posted before

Hey Sup Forums I usually just lurk here and have never posted before
but im feeling pretty down and i was hoping you guys could make me laugh

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A nigger, jew, and spic walk into a bar and the bartender says "get the fuck out"

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racism is always funny, thanks user

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commencing cheering_up_program.exe

No prob user its my bday and im all alone, i know how you fell m8

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aww yeah i know that feeling too. youre not alone

youtube.com/watch?v=17tZuEncLXY

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My wife just moved out and i got fired as well...its been a rough couple of weeks

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gachiGASM

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I lost my job op todoy . i feel your feels

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shit man that sounds way more intense than what ive got going on. my ex stopped talking to me after being friends for 7-8 months after mutually breaking up. I really hate that feeling of things coming back together and then one day it just falls apart again. ive never felt this low

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I opened both and it was perfect.
Thank you.

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I giggled a bit.

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If you're a Liszt fan, you'll enjoy this.

youtube.com/watch?v=vn-KEbvCckg

If not, it's still pretty swell.

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Post greentext of why you feel depressed or this thread dies in your mother's sleep.

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Iktf
Wife left because of the firing
Had to move in with my brother she went to her mom's instead
I was gonna make 100k+
Now im working as a golf course maintenance person for 9/hr

>great girlfriend of 3 years things going great
>one day goes off on me saying im not ambitious enough and says i need to grow up
>cool off and talk again a few weeks later and stay good friends
>things going so great again, we hook up regularly
>thinking it will lead to us getting back together
>stops talking to me out of nowhere
>tfw she was my only really close friend

shittt man leaving after getting fired, i dont wanna sound like i know what im talking about. but it sounds like you dodged a bullet if she would leave over something like that.

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She really left because she doesnt like my brother..or the state he lives in
Once we can afford our own place she's supposed to come back. I'm just afraid i wont climb back up anytime soon

I don't get it.
My mom said I'm not allowed to be in this website until after 10 O_o
Fuck her lolol

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