Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
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Owen Perez
My dick's caught in the food replicator...don't judge, it was for science!
Xavier Garcia
Thank goodness you're here!
Our last holographic doctor was never turned off, went crazy, and injured half the crew.
Benjamin Richardson
it burns when I pee
Kevin Wright
Kes don bit muh alien dic off!
Jordan Adams
WebMD says i have cancer
Joseph Garcia
Can the crowd see the Doctor?
Ayden Miller
Sorry we dont need yout kind anymore we have augment blood
Chase Gonzalez
No user, learn to read, it said "you ARE cancer."
Hunter Baker
But you're not a science officer.
Well don't worry. I'm functioning within normal parameters.
300 cc's of coaxellene.
I'll have a talk with her. In the mean time, go sit on the table on the far end there.
We don't have that on this ship.
Who?
I believe you gentlemen are on the wrong ship.
Elijah Hill
I stole a ship from the future, but I wasn't inside when the return timer went off.
What year is it?
Kayden Kelly
The current year is 2376.
Jaxson Williams
I need some Leslie Jones nudes?
Blake Reyes
I was told I had ARIA...I think...
Aiden Flores
>talk shit, get bit
Austin Ortiz
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO.
Gabriel Cooper
beep beep here comes the jeep!
Tyler Reed
Oh you're nice...really nice....
Jace Garcia
They are now banned ship wide as a mental hazard. Captain's orders.
Benjamin Gray
I've had an erection that's lasted more than 4 hours!
Logan Hill
...
Elijah Smith
Cant breathe
Gabriel Allen
What were you doing that caused this?
William Nguyen
In that case, I think there's something wrong with my memory.
Connecting my head in the transponder's power conduits should help, right?
Juan Peterson
Kek kek kek
Juan Brooks
I can only suggest you don't, but you still have Free Agency.
Adam Long
Stop staring at Counselor Troi, crewman.
Levi Anderson
I took a piss and it looks like iced tea....the fucks wrong with me doc?
Isaiah Ramirez
I do believe you're on the wrong ship..
>captain
Jack Evans
Perhaps you are...merely dehydrated.
Colton Russell
Hey Doc, I've had a pair of Tribbles stuffed down the front of my pants for a few hours now...this shouldn't be a health risk, right?
Sebastian Bailey
My eyes are turning yellow, my back hurts.....I think I'm dying doc....
Adam Hernandez
Perhaps you should be replaced!
Tyler Barnes
I'll be confiscating those. We were advised not to bring those on-board.
Jackson Lee
Perhaps NOT, Mark.
You may have deep-space ebola.
Nathaniel Scott
Hey got any leslie jones pictures?
Josiah Moore
Bullshit!! Those are mine and YOU can't have 'em!
Blake Ortiz
The fucks given continue to be at minimal levels, captain.
Owen King
Well.....that would explain the blood now pouring from my eyes nose and asshole....
Samuel Morales
Absolutely not.
The needs of the many, crewman. Right now, the "many" is the rest of the crew and the safety of this ship.
Easton Wood
Quick get this man to an airlock!!!
Wyatt Sanchez
We can share some of my meds :)
William Jackson
It's "admiral," fam.
Logan Reed
Can I just keep the 2 already in my pants?
Cooper Kelly
I can cure you but there is a cost
Ryder Fisher
Wait.......blaargh.....airlock? Sorry Captain.......hope you don't die
Matthew Martin
>as it turns out, those weren't tribbles
Carry on, Ensign.
Joseph Sanchez
It is this there to do that I am go, but for not the people are plan. Who to find the lady doing?
Robert Ortiz
Are you making fun of me for being half-Klingon?
Angel Walker
get him to the doctor he makes no sense
Chase Barnes
My phaser is stuck in the holster and I can't seem to draw it....if you know what I mean....anything to help? 7 of 9 is waiting
Gabriel Thompson
Fuck me.....I'm in an airlock shitting blood....just puked on the captain so she's probably gonna die of space aids now.....I'm not sure how what you're offering could possibly be worse than this....
Gabriel Bailey
I'm sorry, what was that?
William Ortiz
Excuse me but I am experiencing pon farr and I need to swab your poop deck
Levi Martinez
...
Elijah Smith
Oh you puked on captain? I dont need you anymore
Ethan Roberts
I am a more viable candidate.
Joshua Cook
UHHHHHHH SEVEN I UHHHHHHH i...I didn't expect you to be here
Luis Miller
Sorry about this but, you know...space aids. (hits airlock external release) Bon Voyage!!
Cameron Cooper
I am everywhere. I am Borg.
Levi Parker
So I am the only man to beat the kobyashi maru; what do youy say you and I get better acquainted
Jacob Cox
Doc, the Captain turned into a salamander again.
Nolan Phillips
You cheated so that the odds would be in your favor. While I am impressed with your ingenuity, I am displeased by your use of it.
Dominic Gray
Ohhh myyy
Isaac Jackson
Chase Clark
>
Robert Edwards
Have you seen kathryn naked? Plz describe.
Levi Scott
Brain problems.
Daniel Martin
resistance is futile baby, why dont you and I get out of here
Adrian Garcia
Shortly after leaving Voyager, I encountered a changeling. We had a rather...intimate relationship.
Robert Jenkins
Doctor why did you tell Neelix to give me that shot? and why is it a secret? and why did it make me fall asleep? and why does my bottom hurt?
Austin Wright
Patient's Confidentiality. Sorry.
A visit to the holodeck is in order!
Joseph Allen
Ah, ah, ah. Little girls shouldn't leave their quarters passed bedtime.
Sebastian Richardson
Were about to get eighty-sixed!
Jaxson Campbell
The lady said, "no."
Julian Nguyen
...
Jason James
You're welcome strangely white Mr Singh....
Airlock broken. Smash through door. Rips out throat of ranDom ensign. Oh shit, space zombie bitch.
Luke Morgan
Hey, Mom said I have to come hang out with you guys for a while.
Bentley Brooks
Shut up Wesley
Jaxon Evans
Signed.
Jose Roberts
Aren't you needed with the 'new' ensign on the away mission?
Brody Cruz
Fine, I'll go check out that busted airlock I noticed on the way in...if anyone needs me.
Jack Miller
Shut Up Wesley.
Lucas Campbell
O'Brien to bridge. There's been a terrible accident captain, I spilled my root beer on the transporter console and "accidentally" beamed Ensign Crusher's head up his own ass.
Lucas Kelly
Show me jadzia Dax nude pls
Benjamin Jones
Yes please
Dylan Sanchez
That's really bad
Chase Bennett
Can we get back on topic, wesley dropped out and is now whitney, years later in a diffrent part of space I have a question for the doctor
Luke Kelly
...
Carter Hughes
that is his normal state
carry on manning the tertiary transporter station and don't contact real officers for petty stuff like this again
Liam Thomas
For real how many Qomar did you bang?
Hunter Carter
Don't tell Worf.
Isaiah Adams
Sup Forums's not random anymore you pathetic excuse for an isomorphic projection.
Ethan Morales
OH! Dax, er...I um. I'll come back later.
Wyatt Phillips
In gonna shove these leeches up your ass, hipster fag
Charles Watson
>backtalk
Computer, end ECH program. Restart EMH program.
Connor Nguyen
Holy fuck.
Not even once.
Owen Campbell
Captain Janeway is a stupid bitch.
Josiah Robinson
O'Brien to Engineering there seems to be a problem with the holographic doctor. Someone with knowledge of the ship's systems seems to have reprogrammed him to have an ass for a face because he didn't know his place.