Found out today that my girlfriend thinks jar jar binks is hilarious

Found out today that my girlfriend thinks jar jar binks is hilarious.

Wat do

Have her put down of course.
Humanely.

To put things in perspective, I'd watch a 2 hour Jar Jar binks monologue over watching Ep VII again.

get her to read the tragedy of George R Binks.

by Tony "Maakies" Millionaire

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at least it wasn't ep vii

Ep VII was decent. It's basically ep IV with better effects.

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Wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and fuck her in it

second last panel makes a perfect reaction image.

go on...

We all find Jar Jar funny. Just for different reasons.

So she has a low IQ. Could be worse.

Keep her if she can cook.

she's only 6

Holy shit man the feels

yeah, right? it's a shame George Lucas couldn't have put some of that into the prequels.

only thing that can be done.
dump her and go tell every man in town exactly why.

wait, is that her IQ or or age?

Both

Teach her to cook then.

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You have to break up with her. Make some lame excuse, like you have different life paths or whatever.

>wait a minimum of 4 years

During this time find a spot innawoods, away from jogging/hiking paths. Depending on your location this could be difficult, improvise with solitude in mind for your spot.

While waiting be sure to keep up to date on her movements, employment, and social activities. With social media this shouldn't be too difficult, but at the final 6 months you have to hit the pavement and observe movement.

Once the 4 years have expired, it's time to act. Home invasion is overhyped, response time is abysmal in most cases. Just crowbar the door, plastic bag over the head or cord around the windpipe to silence. It should be reiterated that you've had zero confirmible interaction with her at this point.

Once she's subdued, grab her keys and stash her in her car. Witness reports can only verify her car, not yours. Most people don't want trouble, so act cool and keep your face hidden.

Once she's in the trunk, take her to your predetermined burial area. Dump her in the hole and pour a 20 oz coke with activated yeast mixed in over her body. After covering with soil, be sure to call George Lucas and tell him the true nature of pod racing.

is that yuko ogura?

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kill jar jar binks, and fucking bury it

holy shit

turn 360 degrees and walk away

This is like the easiest plan to be charged with murder.

Meesa no want trouble

Welcome to every watch list created, user.

It's ok to have a retarded robot as comic relief but all hell is raised when a cgi quasi fish takes the role.

Well, that's your problem. You're too young to be here.

are you serious? Episode 7 was good, but recycled plot. however, it was much more visually pleasing and had cool new moments.