Met this girl 4 days ago

Met this girl 4 days ago.
Dubs decides what I say, or the most replied to post.

Im gunna rape you and your family

Sorry, I can't right now, I'm masturbating.
Unless of course you'd like to help with that.

roll for this

That depends
Pussypounding and chill?

Nope

Fuck me right?

Twice in a row....really

WTF man

roll

LOL 3 times

My heart can't take this

4!!!!

Lesgo for this one

"And pound that pussy?"

surely not

It's Wednesday my dudes

roll

The first is me too....fate is not with me tonight

Again

I'm saving myself for marriage, maybe you would to if you weren't a retarded slut.

Again!

Yeah sure why not?

My mom won't let me sorry

Roll.....

Get

Roll

this is a fucking fake one or you are a fucking robot.

dear faggot, the whole point of ''dubs decide i want to get laid'' (in the spectre of OP) is to reach in this phrase.
the only thing now is to arrange time .


if you are so stupid, we can post funny and insulting things so we can all laugh bu your retardness.

but i don't care so much

so roll for
'' no, what am i? a cheap hooker?
take me out to diner or i just date my mom again''

OP here
Heres an update. Someone roll already fags

Roll.........

I dont like fuck, only gay ones

Roll

Should I bring my body pillow?

i may be gay but if you stick a cucumber in your kootch I'll suck it

2 HOURS?! I NEED TO FIND A FUCKING SHOWER

My dick can't wait that long.

Reroll

Rooooolllll..........

...

Ah fuck! Abella Anderson doing a live stream in 2 hours! (no offense shes better looking than you)

Roll

Reroll.

yes, in 1 hour i have to rape a goat (my job)
but i last like 2 secs, so i have time for a bath
what a great gift am i to you

Reeeeeeeroll

I'm done..........

Sure, but can I get a quick tease before?

Tell her to email me nudes

[email protected]

I already blow my load could later?

Let me eat your ass

This.

I'll bring some crystal n we can chill and we can smoke it outta my pipe.

Rollipolli

Reroll

Roll

bring the beers

Is it ok if my gf comes along? shes been dying to meet you.

this is now a singles thread

roll

Rooooooooooll

prove this is a real person faggot
because it seems to me like ''quinn harley''
the faggotry is strong in this one

Yeah that's fine.


Sorry I ruined the fun for you guys

Roll

Rolli

Eventually I'll get dubs

Everytime i think about you i get an uncontrollable surge of pure unruly sexual energy!?

Update
Since nobody is rolling I'll just say it

Roll

Can I bring my collection of naked japanese cartoon characters?

Wow faggots this is so obviously fake.... like cmon how scripted could this be?
> 3 days ago
> 'girl' conveniently is going to be gone for 2 hours

this makes the nudes possible, its aaaaaaalll scripted you fuckin losers

My mommy will take me, but after she makes me tendies.

Roll

Ill come and cum in your butthole

wanna fuck?

ok, it's a date then

(and in a another message,but instant)
sorry,that heard weird.
i only like you as a friend

Reroll. Where are those dubs!

Jokes on you faggot, no girl.

Roll

No one is getting dubs time to abandon thread

> 67 posts

> no doubles

(9/10)^67

Mhmm I dont like how you tell me what to do

Agreed.

Give me something to get started with?

Fucking reroll

they have said that to me

one one-hundredth of a percent. and we made it 8 more posts.

Roll

Even though this particular situation is pretty fake, realistically though situations like these definitely do happen. It makes me feel pretty lame, because I'm pretty sure I will never be able to take part in a scenario like this. I think it just boils down to me losing weight, because I've got everything else down already, but that's pretty difficult for me to do, both being I'm too lazy and medical reasons making the process much slower and more difficult. But man.....this would be pretty awesome.

OP
fucking did you faggots not see the last image
Stfu already newfags

good for you bruh, niggas needed to know.

Roll

keep rolling fags

Lol wtf

what

Only if you're cool with me cumming in your hair.

Pretty funny.