Met this girl 4 days ago.
Dubs decides what I say, or the most replied to post.
Met this girl 4 days ago
Im gunna rape you and your family
Sorry, I can't right now, I'm masturbating.
Unless of course you'd like to help with that.
roll for this
That depends
Pussypounding and chill?
Nope
Fuck me right?
Twice in a row....really
WTF man
roll
LOL 3 times
My heart can't take this
4!!!!
Lesgo for this one
"And pound that pussy?"
surely not
It's Wednesday my dudes
roll
The first is me too....fate is not with me tonight
Again
I'm saving myself for marriage, maybe you would to if you weren't a retarded slut.
Again!
Yeah sure why not?
My mom won't let me sorry
Roll.....
Get
Roll
this is a fucking fake one or you are a fucking robot.
dear faggot, the whole point of ''dubs decide i want to get laid'' (in the spectre of OP) is to reach in this phrase.
the only thing now is to arrange time .
if you are so stupid, we can post funny and insulting things so we can all laugh bu your retardness.
but i don't care so much
so roll for
'' no, what am i? a cheap hooker?
take me out to diner or i just date my mom again''
OP here
Heres an update. Someone roll already fags
Roll.........
I dont like fuck, only gay ones
Roll
Should I bring my body pillow?
i may be gay but if you stick a cucumber in your kootch I'll suck it
2 HOURS?! I NEED TO FIND A FUCKING SHOWER
My dick can't wait that long.
Reroll
Rooooolllll..........
...
Ah fuck! Abella Anderson doing a live stream in 2 hours! (no offense shes better looking than you)
Roll
Reroll.
yes, in 1 hour i have to rape a goat (my job)
but i last like 2 secs, so i have time for a bath
what a great gift am i to you
Reeeeeeeroll
I'm done..........
Sure, but can I get a quick tease before?
Tell her to email me nudes
I already blow my load could later?
Let me eat your ass
This.
I'll bring some crystal n we can chill and we can smoke it outta my pipe.
Rollipolli
Reroll
Roll
bring the beers
Is it ok if my gf comes along? shes been dying to meet you.
this is now a singles thread
roll
Rooooooooooll
prove this is a real person faggot
because it seems to me like ''quinn harley''
the faggotry is strong in this one
Yeah that's fine.
Sorry I ruined the fun for you guys
Roll
Rolli
Eventually I'll get dubs
Everytime i think about you i get an uncontrollable surge of pure unruly sexual energy!?
Update
Since nobody is rolling I'll just say it
Roll
Can I bring my collection of naked japanese cartoon characters?
Wow faggots this is so obviously fake.... like cmon how scripted could this be?
> 3 days ago
> 'girl' conveniently is going to be gone for 2 hours
this makes the nudes possible, its aaaaaaalll scripted you fuckin losers
My mommy will take me, but after she makes me tendies.
Roll
Ill come and cum in your butthole
wanna fuck?
ok, it's a date then
(and in a another message,but instant)
sorry,that heard weird.
i only like you as a friend
Reroll. Where are those dubs!
Jokes on you faggot, no girl.
Roll
No one is getting dubs time to abandon thread
> 67 posts
> no doubles
(9/10)^67
Mhmm I dont like how you tell me what to do
Agreed.
Give me something to get started with?
Fucking reroll
they have said that to me
one one-hundredth of a percent. and we made it 8 more posts.
Roll
Even though this particular situation is pretty fake, realistically though situations like these definitely do happen. It makes me feel pretty lame, because I'm pretty sure I will never be able to take part in a scenario like this. I think it just boils down to me losing weight, because I've got everything else down already, but that's pretty difficult for me to do, both being I'm too lazy and medical reasons making the process much slower and more difficult. But man.....this would be pretty awesome.
OP
fucking did you faggots not see the last image
Stfu already newfags
good for you bruh, niggas needed to know.
Roll
keep rolling fags
Lol wtf
what
Only if you're cool with me cumming in your hair.
Pretty funny.