Hey /B just stole a phone what do I do now

Hey /B just stole a phone what do I do now

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Turn yourself in to the police.

Steal my heart. :3

Give it back

message people on the call list

post replies here

You get your thieving ass on the naughty step and think about what you have done then you stop being a faggot and and turn yourself in

Post pics from the phone

This.

Only the most pathetic shitbirds steal phones.

OP is shitbird, confirmed.

Wipe it, tell no one about it IRL, wait a month (minimum) and then sell it off.

Return it you fucking nigger

cum all over the universe

Malik is that you nigger?
Give it back to the owner you fucking scum.

Follow these steps.
>put phone on charger
>unplug at exactly 100%
>open the emergency dial pad
>close dial pad
>return phone to owner
>kys for being a nigger
>???
>profit

Steal a charger

ah, here are some jews you can lose with

hi nigger
how are you?

having a great day, which is a bad sign of course but it's pretty tame today compared to the last few days

I'm fine too.
lost some money in the fucking casino last night
fuck gambling, man. drugs are better and cheaper.

I didn't think to ask how you were, since that was presumably some sort of ruse, but in case you were being polite, how are you?

seems hard to match the thrill of gambling though, i do like to get my adrenaline pumping

witnessed "-5"

Plug in to PC. Find nudes. Share them on b/
This is the correct answer for anything like this. I can't believe you even asked.

witnessed a loli

Yeah but i mix it with coke and alcohol and seem to lose control. which results in losing money that I need for something else. I have won many times ofcourse. went on a trip to Greece once with casino money. unfortunately the balance is negative :/

Just return it OP, its too risky to keep as far as gps tracking goes, and if it's reported to the police then you can't sell it. Just seems like a bad awkward idea to even take it at all.

take care of that ashy skin with coco butter

Eat it

Hardreset it and you have a free phone

find nudes
post here
>filename

Erase the unique model Id inside, don't forget the battery, replace the OS with a custom ROM, etc etc (oh, clear the bootloader's log too)

witnessed "obvious entrapment, don't even start"

OP here.. It's full of young girls.. That are doing questionable things

stolen valor

fucking kikes, i swear to god

Get down to the nearest BLM rally to fight against racist stereotypes/chimp out.

Say you found it on the road, protect the kids, ethical achievement

witnessed more lolis

RETURN THE SLAB

niggers, niggers everywhere, racing around and shooting all the jobs

kill yourself

hello
I'm a woman

witnessed an obvious attempt to get me to say "k"

;)

youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E

Yeah, could do those things, before a car hit me, agreed

summerfag detected!!!

cuck

>moralfags BTFO
you'all're not welcome

hardly
nigger

I think I've actually somehow managed to PROVE my original hypothesis that moot was a cuck

double-ended cucking commences

Shove it up ur nigger hole take pix post results

I mean, once a cuck, always a cuck, obviously, but whatever

hello little nigglet

k

more pics incoming

completely wrong fucking thread.

is this for weed?

not at all

Wipe the hard drive, hold the phone for a month, and sell it.

sure, why not

it can be. i use CBD. it's not the same but it is similar i guess.