Hello fleshlings

Hello fleshlings.
I Megatron, Leader of the Decepticon army implore you to ask me questions!

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If any humans know where i can find oil or energy to make more Energon-cubes it would be appreciated

How does one acquire a gf

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Well in my youth I fought in the great gladiatorial pits, So generally I got fem-bots all over me, So I'd recommend you beat the scrap out of every tough fleshy in your local area and get a metal chest.

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IT'S HAPPENING! Sup Forums MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SHILLARY!

This is a Megatron thread, Not a Galavatron thread, Beat it fleshie!

Ahh human politics
Personally I think Hilary Clinton is a weak maximal sympathizer, I prefer the War king himself Donald Trump, I should build a wall to keep the illegal autobot immigrants from coming to earth!

can I have the pussi

Hey, Why do you turn into a gun? Is it because you're a true American?

let me just leave this here

Not unless you crush it with your bare hands!

Fuck off robot niggers

No, At first I thought it would be a good idea so my Decepticon soldiers could use me as a weapon, it also made it easy for me to be transported.

Do you think it's a stupid idea now?

Disgusting.

Mighty Megatron, who has the Touch? and who has the Power?

"peace trough tyranny" isn't really a personality

What a weak question!
of course I THE MIGHTY MEGATRON HAVE THE POWER OF THE MATR-
damn it rodimus!!!!!

this

Somewhat, I might change my alternate form to a tank, BUT NOT A TRUCK MICHEAL BAY!!!

StarrrrrrrrSCREAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Starscream still alive??

Why do you keep Starscream around again?

fuck u robot niggers have some porn

Well though he is a betraying piece of a scrap he is more useful to me alive, and I can't exactly exile him, the last time i did that HE MADE COMBATICONS!!!!

OK fair call, I get that.

Tell me some more about Soundwave? I've heard some rumors that he's into some weird shit.....

Think you could give Trypticon a second chance?

fembots please.

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So when you transform from a giant huge fucking badass robot and into a Nazi Pistol that a human can hold and use, what happens to the extra mass? I feel like it breaks the laws of physics when you do that.

Well he likes to shove midgets, bats and cougars into his chest, But hes a loyal soldier with a dubstep voice, and his grip on me in gun mode is.... nice.

Not Lord Megatron, but

Dude, think tardis tech. Bigger on the inside. Who do you think Dr Who stole that tech from??

How did you feel about the Detroit Lions reciever Calvin Johnson appropriating your name as his nickname? Have your feelings changed since he retired?

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What really goes down in Shockwave's lab? He got some minicon's tied up in there or something? I don't like that creepy look in his eye...

Which decepticon is the best one to "Bro Out" with after a long day of kicking Autobot ass??

Not a clue, a Cybertronian thing i suppose

The Drink generator of course, If you get my drift fleshling.

He watched over an entire planet for me for over a million years, I trust shockwave.

Sounds like a good time.

Are there any Autobots that you'd be friends with if it weren't for the differing ideaologies?

An extraordinary time!

Probably Jazz, I need more black-bot friends to appeal to today standards apparently

Let's go find some fembots to make this a real party!

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Optimus can dunk. Can you!?

You go ahead, I'll stay here to make sure Starscream doesn't make any threads

PRIME!!!

Pfft. You jelly, Megs?

Now that "mighty" Megatron has been dunked on, I, Starscream, shall be OP of this thread!

The thing with Prowl, omg my sides!

I love this thread

I heard Megatron dances like a girl. Any truth to it?

OP Starscream??
This is bad comedy.

What does energon taste like? Also, do you let just any decepticon hold you in gun mode?

Is Hilda from hey arnold related to you?

When you and the decepticons woke up on earth before the autobots, why did you guys run away? You could have kept that awesome base for yourselves...

Close, but the real secret is that Megatron was a fembot all along!

As said earlier, fuck Galvatron. His first appearance was the exact point the franchise jumped the shark.

1: It tastes like energon, Human I haven't consumed anything else.
2: Yes she is my distant cousin

3: Because teletran one could not connect to Decepticon archives and communications and my tinder acou- I MEAN decepticon communications... *Hem*

Nah, it was about 15 mins before that, when they killed off most of the generation 1 characters to boost sales of gen2

NEVER thats completely idiotic

Foolish Galvatron! Even if you strike me down now, I shall return more powerful than ever!

Be honest... Kremzeek came out of your ass, right?

I guess I held out hope for that 15 mins that they would get repaired or something. 10 year old me didn't catch on that they were getting killed off.

Once Megatron was changed into Galvatron I realized that a piece of my childhood was now gone.

You'll have to do better than that, Megat-DUMB!

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What ever happened to Kremzeek? He was kinda like your son, right?

I miss that little scamp

Devastator, Menacor could you please get this scrap out of my optics line of sight

Frankly, He pissed me off

Umm...can I be part of your, uh.. Deceptitrons?

Yeah. It was a fucking stupid decision, i wonder what kike in marketing convince mattel it was a good idea anyway.

the backlash was huge, and they had to go right back to making gen1 bots anyway, as noone gave a fuck about most of gen2

And all the reboots have heavily focussed on gen1 bots anyways.

The only good thing about the movie was wheezing, heav6 breathing Orson Wells as Unicron.

Cykill, Same as last millennium NO GOBOTS

Megatron fucked up Cy-Kill in the gladitorial pits before the decepticons were even a thing. So no.

Also, fuck the Go-Bots, they sucked.

what does starscream's ass feel like?

Hey Megatron, you tired of big tooled autobots stealing your fembots? How can Deceptebois compete?

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By simply being a Deceptiman.

But I got off the hard stuff. It's only astroweed from now on. I swear to primus!

I know I've been here too long when I find myself thinking "I need to organise my robot porn better"

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NO MEANS NO CY-KILL!!!

Still waiting on an answer to this one, Megatranny.

need moar

weould you take that premium optimus cock up your ass?

do people get you confused with metatron very often?

sorry mate that's all I got of her

Starscream is better

looks like optimus agrees

please, Keep that Homo-bot stuff away from me, Disgusting pro trails of my amazing Decepticon army!

make me, you giant metal cuck

Someone is a bit too offended. You a closet case Mr. Tron?

FINE! I didn't want to be a Decepticrap anyway!! I hope you get reformatted into a Vulcan!

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May you all burn in 404

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But before I go my friend would like to finish off this thread

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OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HELLO EVERYONE I'M MEGATRON FROM THE FUTURE!!! YESSSSSSS