Omegle win thread

omegle win thread

I only have a few

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post em

That reaction.
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bumpppp im contributing

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This has been around for years but never gets old. She just can't fucking handle it lol

Moar

Anyone got source on this one?

God damn. need the rest of this one.

I'm a hung dude who's been doing this for a few years. If I wasn't at work I'd contribute. SORRY

Screen cap of my drive for proof

how do you not get banned and what sites do you use?

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what for? why not for real encounters?

I use Omegle, it's worse than it used to be these days, not ban wise but girl-wise. I feel lucky because chicks are picky but genuinely are gobsmacked when they see a big cock so they usually stick around. Choose your times right and you get a lot of girls on there.

I cover my cam and uncover when I see a girl or sometimes use a copy and paste "Would you believe me if I said I had an 11 inch cock?", they say no and I prove it.

Ban wise, I do get banned but I have a dynamic IP so all it takes is resetting my router and I'm unbanned again! Chatroulette uses a different method to ban users and it's also less fun, so I don't use it

Pardon?

thanks! can you put your videos on mega or something?

dropbox?

U have interest or not ?
Unmoderated omegle or normal?

I keep these mainly for me to get off to, so they're raw, sometimes showing face etc so I don't want to do a direct upload. But I might share some I've checked out in the future if you want to give me your email

all of them ! :)

Usually unmoderated, but in unmod I have found some good shit

do you find more girls in unmoderated than regular?

what kind of fuckery is this? you dont even show the part with her tits you fukin moron what the fuck is wrong with you

checked u cunt

This is why rape should be legal

u havent got an 11 inch cock you fuckin moron

This is me

Sometimes when I'm bored I pretend to be a 13-year-old hot blond girl from NYC looking for fat men on Omegle. You wouldn't believe how many idiots actually believe me. I didn't save any screenshots etc. because my girlfriend also uses my computer occasionally, so greentext is the best I can do.

>Be me
>Bored as hell
>Decide to act like a loli on Omegle cus why the fuck not.
>Have some younger cousins and simply copy their behavior/text to make it look real.
>Waiting for random fattie.
>First question from fattie: "asl?" Sometimes they just write m21 or some shit.
>I reply f13
>Fattie immediately starts to beg for Kik.
>Tell him I am not giving away any contact details to strangers.
>Still begging.
>Tell the basement dwelling virgin that I require some form of commitment to the cause of sharing contact details.
>"huh?"
>"You heard me, faggot."
>"Post a picture of your dick on Sup Forums with a timestamp. Name the thread 'for my Pretty Omegle Princess' ".
>Fatty refuses (usually they are absolute betas that never visit Sup Forums).
>I say: "Ok, bye then..."
>"NO WAIT!"
>This fat fuck gives in.
>posts picture of his huge clit on Sup Forums with the requested title.
>Disgusting fat surrounding it and blinding the rest of the picture.
>I text him on Omegle why the fuck he would think that a 13 yo girl would ask him all this.
>Tell him he will never get laid.
>post the entire convo on Sup Forums including his penis.

I have done this a few times. I will see if I can do it again tonight.

See screencap above. It's big, not 11 but girls still think it is

i need the sauce

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i would literally beat the living shit out of you just for having a dick that big, i would literally chop it off and feed you it out of jealousy i hope you die a horrible death

Marry me

sure thing man: it's [email protected]

irony is you get no premium pussy cus your a fuckin wrongen ugly motherfucker , lol have fun wanking over a screen for the rest of your life

Hahahah, thanks

Nope. Wrong!

i'm gonna need more of this

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girls prefer girth to length. You'll never be able to fully enjoy sex with a long thin dick. Most girls would pick a thick 6 over a long thin 7/8

Need this!!!

Typical defensive small dick comment, but thank you.

I agree from person experience, at least with the girls I've been with and talked too. They like to feel "full". Length is important tho, they dont want a chode either. As long as you're around 6-7 with decent girth you're pretty golden. If bigger and have decent girth, blessed

>Nope. You can give me your creditcard details though. Then it will at least feel like a marriage.

I have thick 7 what now

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>tfw I'm 6.5" and 5.5" around/2.5" across
Feels good, man.

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Can confirm. I show my dick on omegle friday nights or on a weekend where I know there are a bunch of girls.

I ask them and they prefer thick cocks, just more pleasing to them physically and visually.

Chapeau on your achievements OP!

>How about making a dropbox?

Kek that is God's work you are doing there user

Top kek
But fuck your nope, you are mine.

Upload this one b/ro that girl is banging

>this more than you think.
after a certain length you just bottom out on the cervix. im the same length as my wife's ex but a fair bit girthier. i also have more of a curve upwards, so i do a better job hitting the g-spot. she enjoys my dick so much that she left her ex.

Haha same, now I just wish I was a shower rather than a grower

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>tfw 8 inch dick
>but also 6'7" tall with huge hands
>so it ends up looking average

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What are you on about?

He's crab clawing to make it look bigger.
He's skinny so it looks bigger
He's moving it forward towards the camera so it looks bigger.

It's not a small cock but it's certainly not as big as he's making it look. Camera angles, crab clawing and being skinny goes a long way towards making it look big.

Ehh. I don't care that much about that. That's literally what foreplay is for.

Need the rest if this user

Link to the full video?

I'll be having dinner in a few moments, so afterwards I will be on omegle (moderated, spy/question mode) to create fresh material. Results will be posted on Sup Forums.

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anyone have a cache of saved omegle captures?? i had one i came across that my ex gfs roommates in it but fucking lost it and have been trying for years to find it again

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Fucking baby hands trump over here.

Very true, very true. Some girls like the whole sweatpants outline/gym short thing but we cant have everything now can we. Just glad I'm a decent size and girth

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Saddest part is my cock isn't small but the build of my body and height male it look eh on cam, the true MVP's are manlets with average and over dicks on cams.

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U r God

You now realize that male porn actors are all tiny malets for this exact reason

jesus
all these girls have such bigger tits than mine
kill me

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post em

>tfw when used to be super skinny 2 years ago, with a at least "big" 7.1 incher
>tfw when getting buff and eating more
>lost 2-3cm, now averaging a 6 inch dick
>I hate myself forever for lifting

I look sexy, but this small dick makes me sometimes depressing, comparing it to my 7 inch which I could dual hand without problems.
Once in a blood moon, I get maybe a super hard dick up to 6.5 inch

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well I guess now I have to, gimme a sec

checkd that shit

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check em

Ye it's sad, but thank god I don't do cam; usually do the kik then Skype route and have them just cam because they're thirsty as fuck.

IT'S HAPPENING! Sup Forums MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SMELLARY!

post em. also if youre lurking Sup Forums you must be aware of the large amount of lolicons here, for some people its about body type rather than child fucking

Somebody screencap this.

Small tits are best tits.
Makes it easier to pretend we are fucking a prepubescent child.

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that is literally yesterdays news. no one on Sup Forums cares. Sup Forums can go suck a right wing dick

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Damn that girl's body is 10/10
Moar?

WITNESSED

U go to skype after with the girls?

here
I need implants ;_;

yeah, i don't know why guys do that. half of his lower hand is grabbing his balls.

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Hot damn

Pretty sure you can't ignore these beautiful quints user
Post dem tits