Brit here

Brit here
Prove you're not Scottish

im not

I have internet, thus not scottish.

no true scotsman

I voted leave

Not ginger

are scottish women perfect in every way?

The Scots are like dwarfs.
You can't actually tell the men and women apart as they both have beards.

I'll have the salad,
no no, don't deep fry it.

But I am Scottish, I'm just convinced I'm not in Scotland because it's sunny and hot here

Iron bru tastes like shit

Spelling Irn Bru wrong
>you doublepass

scotfag here

I guess we don't have to drink irn bru everday

ELLO GOV'NA

Scotland is the fucking best

I'm a pale alcoholic with no futur- oh.

>Prove you're not Scottish

Have all my own teeth.

I'm over 12 and don't smoke

My dear chap, I am most definitely not a scotchman!

Im not scottish you fucking nigger

I don't sweat like a nun in a fish-shop or turn scarlet the moment the sun pokes through the clouds.

I'm Scottish fuck all you English cunts

I eat normal person food instead of pig shit sausage

U woot m8

Not a humourless, toothless, unemployed smackhead, obsessed with 200 year-old grievances.

I'm scared as well, fam. The weather's not cold and dreary the past few days

Heil Hitler ihr Inselaffen

Think your describing BLM

Fuck off Randy

Fuck off Randy

Attaboy scotchie!

Fuck off Bo Bandy

yeah fuck off Randy

>identifying as british

>implying

i voted like this. wat it mean

>Spooky coincidence!

fuck off

Americunt here

I'm proud of you English lads for getting out of the EU. I wish you would set Scotland free to join it so they can be EU just in time for its inevitable collapse.

I'd love nothing more than to watch Scotland begging the UK to let it back in so they don't starve and they can have money again to help fight the heroin epidemic they have.

>tfw Wales redeemed themselves

Ingerland just mad since they don't actually have a culture of their own.

I say ''piss'' not ''pish'' and dont dink special brew at 9am.

Found the englishman with the chip on his shoulder

>Trap

Nah, I'm an Americunt (from Florida). I just enjoy watching Scots get butthurt that a democratic election was held and the end result is not in your favor. Poor, poor thing.

Hey, by all means, please leave the UK and join the failing Eurozone. It's no skin off my dick. And hey, I would really love few things more than to watch you give up any ability to run your country or have a real say in your policies, or needing a bailout like Greece, Italy or Spain ... or watching as all the refugees go to Scotland instead of England (because of EU common asylum policy which overrules whatever people like you want) and erode this "Scottish culture" you seem to think exists.

>tfw all the people in the British Isles are all the exact same people
>tfw they all go through great lengths to distance themselves from each other

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Fuck sake man, everything you just said proves how little you really know about what you're talking about.
>The British government controls far more policies than the EU ever will.
>The Eurozone isn't failing.
>Not everyone in the UK is the same, but then again you wouldn't know that since you're American and have no actual culture.

Laugh all you want faggot. It won't do you any good.

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I'm not on the dole

>didn't vote to destroy the country
>I'm Scottish