Bolt gets caught doping when?

Bolt gets caught doping when?

nah he's clean

in a week. Screencap this.

Even if he isn't, you know they're gonna do everything they can to swipe it under the rug.

This

If bolt got caught doping everyone would lose the faith to clean sports.

itll get out eventually, like with lance. Some butthurt opponents/teammates will speak out in the media at some point.

Phelps dopes too

weed is a sedative

No one can explain his speed like they can with Phelps and his dolphin body.

A long stride for bolt, that's it.

Never
He can outrun the charges

It'll be suicide for track and field. No way he gets caught.

He is a good boy, he did not do anything.

bolt a gud boi he dindu nuffin
he wuz jus gettin his gold on track

also check'd, satan

Didn't he get caught already faking his drug tests? Sure i saw this caught on video

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>bolt a gud boi he dindu nuffin
>he wuz jus gettin his gold on track
>also check'd, satan

Not Satan. It's aussie, so upside down(999)

He probably uses custom made drugs specifically made for him that would be impossible to test for.

Look at all the records he has, and the people whose records he beat. Every other runner that even comes close to him was caught doping.

He probably smokes weed.
Phelps has already proven it works.

Is this why he is soon to be announcing his retirement?

>Bolt gets caught doping when?

As soon as they release nude shots and everybody sees his roid-ridden micro teticles instead of the glorious BBC that every Sup Forumsaggot has wet dreams about.

His coach was the one who doped up usa runners

just look at his body, how he's built. that's his doping. Same as Phelps.

when the bribes run out

>implying Jamaica can even afford to dope/bribe better than the US and Russia
>implying Jamaica isn't dominating because the other country can't get away with doping as easily now
That being said Bolt get tested even more than usual according to Asafa Powell

wouldn't give a fuck if he did

not like everyone else isn't on peds too

would still be the greatest sprinter ever by far