Help me find painless ways to euthanize my cat, please.
I've been googling but I can only find a lot of 'take it to the vet' messages
Help me find painless ways to euthanize my cat, please.
I've been googling but I can only find a lot of 'take it to the vet' messages
hit the thing in the face with a trowel
Take it to the fucking vet you fucking tool.
Already spent 600 euros on vet bills this year in case you're wondering why I don't want to go to the vet, I'm pretty much broke.
Don't want to spend another 200 euros..
Don't give me that CO² crap either, that's supposedly a pretty bad ending for them.
I want it to be painless for him, he's suffered enough. Live in eurotrash so can't .22L his thinkmeat
Get a hella lot of sleeping pills/laxatives also the vet way IS painless so I recommend that way
Yeah I read that it's pretty stressful for them too.. can't get sleeping pills here without a prescription I think :/
Yay eurotrash
See if the vet charges you for paying late. If not, take it there to out it down, then pay on your own time. He's trusting you, user.
stick it in the microwave for 30 mins
Nigga it don't matter whether or not he's going to the vet, as long as it's painless and not stressful. I'm thinking about hitting up my dealer for some sleeping pills yeah
After that I'll find a nice spot in the woods and bury him (illegal, ty eurotrash)
Sorry for your loss OP
quick shoot to the head
We already did explain this, didn't we? To save your cat you have to push a steel needle into his optic nerve.
Aight, tell me where I can find a gun in eurotrash. If it's the same cost as the vet I'm still a gun richer in the end.
There's not like an animal shelter or something in your faggot country that will do it cheap
snap its neck and sever its spinal cord
My old man once rigged a box to the exhaust of his vehicle. RIP Sophie my first kitty.
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Sorry to hear that
Not how I'll end my kitty's life
Lots of ibuprofen, dead by the end of the day. Put it in canned cat food
>Find highest building you can in Eurotrash
>Go to top of it in middle of the night, with cat
>"Accidentally" drop the cat off the edge
Either that, or go to your local Chinatown and sell the cat to a local butcher. If both methods don't work, sorry to hear about it.
Cut his we we with the scissors.
What will it do to him? And how much do I need?
As said, I don't want him to suffer
Three stories is not nearly enough to be certain
Better than shoving OTC pills down her throat. Good luck OP, sounds like a rough situation.
take it to the vet, OP. If you don't get it euthanized at the vet, you'll probably be arrested
eh
no
bury him in woods
noone will find out
Bloody vomit and diaherea. If you are still srs look up things on Google poisonous to cats. Pick your poison
Ask a police officer to do it for you, like in super troopers or whatever that show was
I've been thinking about onion
Also I've got lyrica, neurontin and sifrol at home
morphine morphine....