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hi Sup Forums

> almost 29yo
> still virgin
> never had a GF, i only kissed a girl and grope her tits when i was 18
> shitty job, can't find a better one because i fail the interviews
> few friends. i see them three times a year, all have a GF and don't want to go outside

I barely talk to girls because i'm too shy and i don't want to confess to someone that i'm a virgin

i think i'm depressed since years and i regularly "fall" in my sadness. Since few weeks i really thinking about suicide.
Once my birthday passed (in ~15 days) , i'll be officially a 29yo virgin and i will do it.

i'll write a letter to my parents and goodbye this fucking world...

i don't have access to gun in my country, don't have any drugs and can't fix a fucking rope on my ceiling...

So, i want to cut my wrists with a scalpel, i have a shitty live, i want a bloody death.

any useful advice to do it?

thanks Sup Forumsros

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Cut deep

Man you gotta remember to have positive mental attitude. Girlfriends and friends are overrated. Just get a hobby or something...

This

humans are social animals if you are bad at that
kys

Cutting horizontaly won't get you anywhere and is almost always just attention whoring.

That being said, you're too young to give up IMO.

hooker x 10

then move onto tinder, after a year of random sluts you'll be more confident around women

your life does suck, so do it before your birthday. remember to stream it and give us the link so we can watch it

never too old

jump from high building. that way you could experience zero-G before you die.

probably meant too young there didn't you?

or just do it now. today seems like a good day

Buy a prostitute for half an hour if this really bothers you. At least you arent kissless like i am.

gosh darn it user. im only a human

Get a hobby you like, get a financial advisor, work out, go in public, try make friends, get some social media. I'm so fucking dumb.

Dude I can't hate cuz I've been that way before. Some people just get a better handle. You don't suck at interviews, your attitude does. You can't just expect it to come quick too. I happened to get lucky and offered an apprenticeship in a trade as far as job or career goes, but interviews are easy when you have a solid resume and appear not intimidated.

Congratulations! I am the magical winged faggot of pure happiness and I just visited you. Lots of sex and a GF that turns your dick into a steel bar will come to you in at most one year.

and get a job

this, after crashing my car and killing 2 people i was very depressed and thought about killing myself but instead i started going to gym and boxing. lifting weights while contemplating suicide and listening to hard metal is really fun

^^^ try reading his post and's post

Face or pic for proof.

ignore this guy he had an easy life. you are different. This world is not for you

Cut down, NOT across. I cannot stress that enough. Across you're scraping bone, down you're cutting deep.

I absolutely agree with this trap.
Take its advice OP

this guys can save your virgin ass with the right set of skills anyone can get laid user

OP HERE

I tried all along these years, i play guitar, build some arduino & rpi project, play videos games and i even go outside to run twice times a week, created a fb account...
but no, i fail all the shits i start

Yes, I can take my car and go fuck prostitutes but i will go back home alone...

about tinder and other shit : i can't tell to a girl "i never had a GF", i just can't. and she will know it

Yer basically me, but I'm 26

...

>twice times
kys

I think were on the same path op. I haven't talked to a girl in over 6 years, all I do is beat off

when u take a girl to your house, after sex youre gonna wish you were alone, go for hookers, and you can talk to them

>i can't tell to a girl "i never had a GF", i just can't. and she will know it

why not? just get yourself some 40+ chick, her momma instincts will kick in, she will fuck the shit out of you and caress you all day long.
at least this was my experience when i was 25 and a hopeless dipshit like you.

STILL OP HERE

I recently met a very nice girl. > petite, redhead, reads books, like same tv shows and music as me, very smart...

I told to her about my virginity after severals lies about fake ex-GF etc... but i never could touch or kiss her... I saw her several times (restaurants, with friend, in her flat, in my flat..) > totally friendzoned

fuck op share you story

Not really. I've had to work a lot of hours and pass a lot of tests to get where I am..

Girl here. Op i feel sorry for you, we can talk and do stuff on skype to make you feel better?

> almost 29yo
> still virgin
> never had a GF, i only kissed a girl and grope her tits when i was 18
> shitty job, can't find a better one because i fail the interviews
> few friends. i see them three times a year, all have a GF and don't want to go outside
I barely talk to girls because i'm too shy and i don't want to confess to someone that i'm a virgin
i think i'm depressed since years and i regularly "fall" in my sadness. Since few weeks i really thinking about suicide.
Once my birthday passed (in ~15 days) , i'll be officially a 29yo virgin and i will do it.
i'll write a letter to my parents and goodbye this fucking world...
i don't have access to gun in my country, don't have any drugs and can't fix a fucking rope on my ceiling...
So, i want to cut my wrists with a scalpel, i have a shitty live, i want a bloody death.
any useful advice to do it?

Firstly, *life, get it right, faggot.

>still virgin
That is simply your choice, you definitely could have got laid but you haven't put any effort in.
Just man up, put yourself out there, the worst thing that could happen is you fail

>never had a GF
Not such a terrible thing, but if you want one you need to stop being such a little bitch

>fail interviews
90% of interviews are just easy bullshitting questions. If you have never had a job, just get a shitty one for a while, then get a better one, and a better one and so on, it really isn't that hard. Just try to do some vaguely interesting things so you don't sound like a complete loser.

>few friends
Great, all this proves is that you have done nothing to meet new people (AKA you are simply boring)

>barely talk to girls because i'm too shy
Fucking grow a dick, you pathetic retard, you are only shy because you think about it way too much, just go out and talk to people, it isn't hard

//1/2//

>I want to cut my wrists with a scalpel
>any useful advice
It isn't that hard, just get the scalpel, get slicing.

3 years ago

>25, virgin, just kissed and fingered a few girls
>fuckimtoooldtostarthavingsex.jpg
>depressed, negative grades in university, suicidal thoughts starting
>never had a problem to talk to girls, they just didnt want to fuck me
>badoo or some other random online shit
>45yo cougar wanting to hook up, shes hot
>meet her at pub near her flat
>lie about past gfs
>go home with her, when finally naked admit ive never had sex before
>she thinks thats kinda cute
>fucks the shit out of me, about 5 times in 2-3 hours
>called me everyday, made dinner for me, cuddled on her couch with me and often randmly started sucking my dick
>2 years later somehow think thats kinda creepy, shes not my mother
>break up with her

>i fuck everything that has legs since then.

//2/2//

>regularly "fall" in my sadness
Simple solution with 3 positive consequences. Excercise.

C1: Meet people
C2: Get fit
C3: Makes you happier
(Bonus consequence of all 3) Boosted confidence

OP, you're one year off from becoming a wizard, at least wait till then before becoming an hero.

w8 another year then summon 2d succubi servants with your magical powers desu.

Dubs command

get tinder. try again faggot. killing yourself won't end the pain, it just passes it on to more people

Nigger are you stupid dont cut horizontal

that's the normiest shit I've ever read. at first your family members will be sad, but the world will go on just fine (prolly even a little better) without you.

Not joking retard..

Just move to africa and start a new life there or join a war against islam. Dont waste your life like that it would be a shame dude.

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Up the street not across the road.

OP here

No, I don't like my life and i just want to stop it.

I will pack everything in cartons. Write some letter to my family and close my curtains.
> I won't do it on twitch, sorry bro.

kek. r 16 bro, r 16

> AKA you are simply boring
yes, maybe but, i had "a lot of" friend before. I just don't keep the contact once they notice i never had a GF or when they find a GF


ok nice story but i don't want to fuck everything. I want to have someone in my life.

C1: try to meet people when you are alone. you are just a perv in a bar or in a live show.
C2: i'm running sometimes
C3: i try but it change nothing.
I pretend to be happy to my family, friend and coworkers.
My life is a fucking lie.

Sounds like your problems can all be solved in less than a month.
No reason to kys

dude who gives a fuck about if you're a virgin or some shit

just work on being yourself and liking it

find shit you like

the world is a big shithole but you can find some pretty neat things in it.

try and enjoy yourself in the 60+ pointless years you have.

Op start a new life in an undeveloped country or join a volunteer group which fights for national socialism you can still contribute to humanity just live on dude and fight for another day

I would at least suck your dick if you just told me that. I might not think you're attractive but taking a V card sounds fun.

>t. I might not think you're attractive but taking a V card sounds fun.
>a guy

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Fight for national socialism and contribute to the comming revoultion!

How many of these moronic losers finally find a gf and get laid only to realize they really weren't missing out on anything?

At the end of the day you're alone because that's who you are. Find a bunch of friends and bitches and you'll realize why you never had the motivation to seek that shit out.

It's all the same. You'd be just as miserable with a gf.

Isn't it more effective to cut along the vein, not across?

nofap, you got nothing to lose anway,

Like I said positive mental attitude. Stop thinking negatively you stupid fuck and turn everything to happier thoughts.

Almost 29...years to live yet...wow!
Still virgin. Nice! No STD's for you pal.
Shitty job - Who the fuck likes their job? Be thankful you have a job you ungrateful shit.
Few friends - You don't need friends to make you happy.

You deserve to be happy. Nobody can tell you otherwise. Only you can change your mentality to a more positive outlook in life.

Stop beating yourself up so much, go do something nice for someone (It helps trust me) and go live your life, kiddo!

OP here


yes, it seems easy ...

I can't help me, so i don't want to help the others.

thanks

can't fap when i'm depressed. can't even have an erection...

>can't fap when i'm depressed. can't even have an erection...

OK GUYS LETS HELP OP, THIS IS NOW A TRAP THREAD

have you tried seeking mental help at a suicide hotline dude you might as well give it a try since you're going to kys

have you tried talking to a therapist or getting on dem #SSRIs?

lies, i bet u cant go 90 days without a wank and porn

thanks for making me feel better about my shitty self

jam a knife into the bottom part of your leg and you'll hit the femoral artery, its about 10 seconds of bleeding and then death. good luck buddy

as i said, i tried to be more positive but i'm dead inside.
when i go home after work, i just waiting the end of the day. I prefer to be at my shitty work instead to be alone in my flat.

i wanted to see a doctor or someone but drugs and therapy won't give me a life. if it hide my pain it's useless.

nonono dude i didnt mean medicine you have to change your life from the inside by yourself and by talking to professionals you can help begin that change

otherwise get a hobby and build your life around it and meeting other people in the same situation can help also there are lots in japan seek advice from them please dont kys but try relentlessly to better youself from the inside

oh yeah that totally works

You need to find people who have gone trough this same situation, meet them and talk with them for advice and motivation

save up some money, fly to thailand. Fuck a bunch a girls.
Now your probably gonna make some excuse about being a poorfag, but stop. Anyone with a fulltime job can save 2k.

Dont do it. Sex isnt all that.

You sir, need therapy

Go out like a champion, not a punk.
Gather as much money as you can, get hooters, booze, drugs... whatever you can get your hands on.
If you don't have the cash, sell everything, take out loans, etc.
Do everything you've always wanted to do; three-way, skydive, visit some place you always wanted to go...
Quit your job in a most epic way possible.
Then post results on here.

ffs this is like the 6th suicide thread this week

You are stuck in a run, albeit a massive one.

Time to break the cycle my friend. Being a virgin at your age is no big thing but let's get that fixed asap. Don't go near tinder or similar at the moment. with the greatest respect you are too fragile for it right now.

Get a hooker. Not a skank. Take your time, find a nice one. Basically treat yourself. You'll find them easily with a bit of creative googling. Tell the hooker its your first time. Be honest and you'll get a more enjoyable service.

So, try it. Break your cherry and come back and we'll deal with the next thing on the list. Treat everything you've written as an easy to manage to do list rather than a pile of huge fucking problems. Start with getting laid. It's remarkably easy with money rather than anything else.

Trust me, you'll feel better.

Come back soon user!

If he follows that he will no longer want to commit suicide
plottwistKEK

IKR? It's sad really - only 6 when there are so many faggots out there who could give the rest of us a boost by killing themselves.

So selfish.

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I didn't bother in the end, mum was making bread and butter pudding so I've put it off a few days

Maybe, but I always wondered what it would be like. Suicide is so final, why not go out as a boss and experience everything you've always wanted to do? There's been plenty of movies/stories/articles done about that, and I'm always thinking about what I would do if I had a weekend left to live, so why not?

mony is not problem, as i never go out my bank account is full, i have ~70k €
i don't like to travel alone
my work is well paid but it's boring


yes, i'm stuck, i tried to change my life but i always go back in this situation

I know man, I totally know.. I'm 22 but heading your way with a steady pace.
Those "fallings" are a common thing (although I have been diagnosed with clinical depression)

Life is hard and unfair.

Only thing holding me onto this world are my parents, I can't do "it" while they are still around. That would be cruel..

If you decide to leave the earth before sticking your dick in some puss then your an alien and wad never meant for this planet in the first place. Go for it your 29 already. It's too late after say 24. Kill yourself

OBeen there, done the same. Took some time to slowly turn the ship, around

This is true, dont end your life, change it. for the better...

plastic surgery

Get an escort and get it over with. You'll be glad you did. Google excise, cityvibes, the erotic review, preferred 411. GL.

No man, you shouldn't. Learn how to live with yourself. Grow as a person and confront yourself with the negativity in your life. You are strong.

girls like confidence and if you make fun of yourself. Humor wins a lot of pussy

>after a year of random sluts
you'll be ready to retire into mgtow and forsaking 3dpd

fix'd

Then funking live like a champ, man! Spend that 70k and live like a millionaire for a few days!
Fuck, could you imagine what it would be like if you flew to some exotic location, rented a super car, hired the hottest chicks ever to bang, and lived in the penthouse for a few days?
Live a little before you die.

...

07984 550260 text or ring this number for sex at any time this girl is a right slut

And this is the exact reason girls don't want to get laid with you. Don't make them feel sorry for you. You need to show them that you have a strong personality.

So you want to end your life because you are a beta as retard that can't talk to girls? Wow that's fucking sad. You should kys for being a beta, you should do it because you are such a fucking idiot that you will find the need to go that far just cuz girls don't talk to you even though it's your fault. Stupid inbred fuck. Yea you should do it

Like I said OP, [spoiler] hookers and blow [spoiler]. That's your medicine.

I like the pic ran into that before, standing outside of my work my body got cold my vision blurred and just didn't care about breathing or thinking, then I told myself I wanted to live. Now I have a great job great family money get drunk every weekend. Friends I don't have much of but video games help