ITT we are on an airplane...
ITT we are on an airplane
Noah Bennett
Kayden Thomas
why am I always next to the baby?
Colton Long
This is your captain speaking, a passenger has thrown a baby onto the runway, we're looking at about a 3 hour delay to get this situation under control.
Xavier Gray
Allahu akbar!
Anthony Miller
Here's your captain speaking. We are expected to have a clearance in 15 minutes. We will follow with a rollback and a 10 minute taxi on the runway.
The stewards will guide you through the safety tips soon.
Have a nice flight
Cooper Scott
Why would we be going slower if we just LOST CARGO?
GOD I'M SICK OF THIS
FUCKING RYANAIR
MY PEANUTS AREN'T SALTED, HELLO??!?1
Jason Clark
>Sitting next to this girl
Owen Diaz
if dubs, propellers all stop working.
Josiah Rogers
surely you jest
Jeremiah Green
Don't call me Shirley
Kevin Jenkins
crispy!!!!
>but then she realizes you smell bad and asks the flight attendant to an upgrade to first class
Jackson Harris
Can i take a shit in the first class restroom? Jamal demolished the coach one.
Luis Stewart
Now how do I set up the time bomb?
Isaiah Reed
praise god!!!
sorry cant speak arabic
Ryan Price
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
HA... just kidding.
woah, calm down guys! it was just a joke, look,,, I'm white.
wtf relax it was funny, ri- BOMB!, ERRYONE SIT DOWN, BOMB, I GOT A BOMB.
Nathan Cox
Excuse me waitress, I'm surrounded by grown men crying like babies, can I change seats to somewhere quieter?
Jacob Lewis
> Grabs semtex out of my pockets
> Say Allahu Akbar
> The Plane Explodes
> /thread
Christopher Howard
CALM DOWN, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
Jackson Flores
well i got an AIR MARSHALL!
Jacob Brooks
>unplugs headphones
youtube.com
Julian Clark
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking for this fight on the 747 Flight to Los Angeles International"
"If you look out your windows to your left you can see and Airbus A380 Piloted by a good friend of mine and veteran pilot of 24 years, He has challenged us to a race and so at this time I must ask that you return to your seats and put on your seatbelts"
Dylan Perry
I'm in charge here!
Justin Harris
Not anymore you're not
Michael Ramirez
I make a mad dash for the cockpit
Nolan Campbell
Haha you said cock
Bentley Myers
Sorry, I dive into the cuckpit
Angel Torres
Awww yeah... time to join the mile high club
Isaac Gomez
You merely adopted the place of being in charge, I was born in it, moulded by it.
Brayden Foster
Damn you and your trips of truth!!
Jack Young
rawr XD ammaright guyz!!!
Ian Wright
...
Dylan Parker
dont correct me or my son ever again
Jaxon Price
Good luck out there, we're all counting on you
Hunter Parker
>>Waitress
Ethan Fisher
empty plane get lucky get 1st class
Jackson Bell
top quality film user, gonna rewatch that tonight I think now.
Brayden Nelson
Sorry fellas, don't mind if I slide in between you two.
>inb4 that is my just my watch
Logan Rodriguez
You guys DO know that this plane is headed to Saudi Arabia... right??
Jordan Morales
The bomb is planted. Now we need tripy trips to active it
Josiah Hughes
Leslie Nielsen is ya boy, you should try the police squad TV show if you haven't already.
Noah Stewart
>Implying I don't know that
Connor Hughes
im having a panic attack.
Leo Allen
Have a Red-Bull
Christian Watson
Brayden Watson
thank you sir you might have saved my life here.
rolling for quads to disarm it
Luke Jones
Let me give it a go
Checkem
Samuel Nelson
Let's all watch a movie to calm down a bit, whaddayasay?
Noah Foster
oh boy back for some panic.
maybe i should roll for trips to end this nightmare
Nicholas Thompson
...
Ethan Foster
trips?
Thomas Jones
Who's PIC? I say we go by highest rating and number of hours.
Ive got ppl, ifr, and ~800 hrs
Getting ready to go for multi
Michael Johnson
I have just over 900 hours in a Cessna 182
Christopher Cook
you just activated that bomb fag
Bentley Butler
I was entering this thread and was thinking to my self "I wonder if they managed to make it 5 posts without someone yelling that..."
Nathan Sanders
In that case, he can have PIC