Turns out piercing my penis at home was a bad call

Turns out piercing my penis at home was a bad call

Why?

Wow. What a fucking shock.

story pls

you'll be fine as long as you put salt in the wound to stop the bleeding

Finally something good, you fucking idiot

you could have fooled me. it's time for round 2

Rip

did you try to prince Albert your dick?

Turns out doing brain surgery at home was a bad call. Should've known the kitchen knife couldn't pierce my skull

Story?

>Wanted a piercing
>friend told me its easy
>just do it bruh
>Do it
>mfw it started bleeding more than a virgin
>ohfuk.jpg

You just need more practice.
Keep trying and you'll get there. I believe in you, user.

RIPenis

This sits is weird

Checkef
Nice

u might as well cut off your dick and try to suck it its not gay just masturbating

and it sounds really easy bruh

Chris, seriously, just seek help. It was funny when you were being autistic over Sonic but now you're depressing and we only care out of deepest concern.

Get out of that house, get some counseling, please.

This so fake lol

This trips is the answer

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Rick

No fucking shit it was a bad idea!

go ER before that goes gangrene and you lose your dick

srsly

dumbfuck

Are you fucking retarded? Gangrene happens from lack of blood flow. Sure looks like it's getting blood flow just fine. Just put some antibiotic ointment on it snd he's good.

Fucking spazmoid, you should have used a knife.

Even when you get your dick pierced by a pro, it bleeds for a while. I kept it in a latex glove and i'd change the glove every hour or so because it fills up with blood. Was like that for 12 hours.

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I think your "pro" might have fucked the job up?

Everything turned out fine on my end. He even said it's going to bleed for a while.

>Sees blood pouring out of your cock.
Yea, that's gonna bleed for awhile.