Ask a neckbeard anything Sup Forums

Ask a neckbeard anything Sup Forums.

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Do you contemplate suicide?

bumpin

Not really why you ask??.

does your mom know you're gay

why?

Anything

Who is this guy and where is he now? How has his life turned out?

> Implying all neckbeards are gay.

You must be new here.

What is the life like? Have you ever thought of changing it?

you chose a very ugly photo as the OP

are you even remotely as hideous as the overused pic or are we all wasting our time

Are you attracted to physically underage girls?

Sup Forums is about anonymity why the fuck should i post my face fuck that normalfag that i hate it and its killing my beloved Sup Forums.

No thanks i like my life faggot.

I wasn't being an ass to you. I was asking a genuine question to you.

>faggot
Ooo check out this bad ass neckbeard. Please don't pull out your katana on us.

Fuck you shitstain, get out of MY Sup Forums.

Pics of neckbeard plus timestamp?

I hear subway needs a new spokes person.

With that being said. Why haven't you ended your pathetic existence?

>changing it

you mean shaving?

I would take you to my dojo, m'lady, and I'd engage in sweet, sweet, intercourse with your double chin.

what does "neckbeard" even mean?

literally any guy who doesn't shave for 1 day has hair on their neck fyi

> implying someones new
must be fyakelsmukh

>life

the neckbeard life

you mean shaving?

It's a beard that is growing under the chin. They look horrible, google it.

is it itchy?

when I google it I get a bunch of memes

weird.

I think you are forgetting that most of the Sup Forums community is full of us just a bunch of neckbeards that wanna talk about nerdy shit i think this new generation needs to leave.

If dubs you shave your neck beard with pics before and after

but it comes right back, almost naturally

how do you tame it?

> what does "neckbeard" even mean?.

Lurk more newfag.

:|

>lurk moar newfag

Not really.

It helps if you go to google images to look for images.

so... amish people?

If amish people played video games in their mother's basement, yes.

I don't think they use electricity so probably not.

So it's really about video games? Why's that?

I'm not your personal Siri, figure it out.

you we're the one explaining, no reason to get upset lad.

Was just asking your opinion friend.

boogie!

I wish I was Amish sometimes.

I'm not but you're on a computer with google. Don't be retarded.

doritos or pringles?

the guy was just asking your opinion and you freaked out a bit

I said one cynical sentence and that means I'm freaking out apparently. If you want to think I'm mad, you keep thinking that but you be wrong.

Who the fuck cares?

This is Sup Forums, this is some important shit being thrown down here.

you're kind of proving how upset you are by remaining but not answering his question

tldr: you're kinda mad, haha, it's fine nobodies perfect, m8

I rarely go on Sup Forums anymore. Does silly shit like this happen more?

doritos are the best user.

Stop drinking soda you fat fuck and you will lose hella weight

I really don't know, kind of a newfag.

My dog smells

More reasons for me to not start coming here again lol

I'm not answering because I refuse to wait hand and foot on someone who can do it themselves. I guess you can argue I'm kind of mad but you're essentially arguing technicalities.

Oh noes!1!! New people show up on Sup Forums?!?! How dare they!
Are you op because you're wizardry is showing.

I wasn't saying that because of him being new.

Then why say that? I'm confused what new reasons you have to avoid Sup Forums at "don't know I'm a newfag"

someone can't force your opinion out of your head, lad. you either cooperate or you don't.

Post picture

Yes? And?

>Yes

understood

I'd say because from in between spending long periods of time here and taking breaks from it, I've noticed a definite change of person in me. When I'm spending long times here I'm a much more angry, negative, irritable person. I'm not that type of person. Plus it was affecting my relationships with people. I only come here now for random visits just to see what's going on with it.

neckbeard guy pls respond

Kek, having to deal with shitposters will do that to you. As far as I've seen, b is mainly copypasta threads with the occasional oc and actually unique threads pop up.
>ylyl inevitably flooded with bananas
>dick r8, trap, fur, etc. faggotry
>rekt threads
>porn
That's the main copypasta but like I said, other shit comes up as well. From what I can gather b is b and has always been pretty much the same with the few basting themselves in nostalgia ignorant of what b has always been: a cancer encrusted heart.

You seem like a pretty cool user. I just wanted say that before leaving the thread.
>newfag peacin out
>triforcing is unknown to me!

Would you say Sup Forums has gotten worse or stayed the same the past year?

>60+ posters
>3 images

ITT: Shitposters on an imageboard who are so overeager to sperg they can't even supplement their shit-text-posts with amusing images.

...

> Would you say Sup Forums has gotten worse.

OP here i am gonna answer this with a simple yes way to much normalfag shit these days it needs to stop.

Have more kids started coming here? Been browsing for a little while now and you're right, it's gotten worse. What happened?

Kids started coming here from Reddit 9gag and YouTube mainly Reddit and YouTube since there are lots of videos about Sup Forums out now so a lot of underage newfags came from those videos.

Fuck, that sucks. Might as well get rid of the age restriction. I don't know how you can stand those kids, they're the absolute worst, worse than the older anons being that way.