G/fur bread train marches on

g/fur bread train marches on

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I'm not lazy, I'm just busy.

Good boy

That thing is going to be huge.

I'm not lazy

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Me making the thread isn't supposed to happen

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So, now would be a good time to get drunk.

Way to ruin everything, Frank.

Me making treads never happens either.
But it's friday for you so you can do ti :)

Fridays rule

checked and confirmed.

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There is no ruining going on here
lazy bastard

His butthole is so small

Only shit people here.

Hes straight/virgin thats why.

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That's cute.

Kinda gross when its ruined though. Gays tend to shart in the mart a lot because of it.

Not lazy, just on Warframe :)
That tiger is a fresh slave, he's not be fucked yet.
Why does it better than any other day for you?

Would purchase.

Are you ready to serve your country?
My dubs confirm lazy

I already said that :P

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if he asshole is virgin you would need to stretch it a lot or it would hurt you as much as it would him.

Fridays suck. They are the beginning of my work week.

I'll be as gentle as can be, I'd hate to ruin such a pretty sight.

>Put dick in vise-like anus
>Dick is squeezed to the dimensions of a twizzler.
>Eternal pain in the span of a few seconds.
>Have to remove dick

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Isn't that your dream?

I had a nightmare like that actually.

only trip are truths
but why is it better?
Depends of they are cruel like nibi or nice like frank.

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Fucking diodes and shit.

Because pizza, I told you!

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Didn't think you'd have eunuch nightmares
Do not downplay the dubs

That is why I am saying you would need to stretch it first. It will hurt him if you didn't do it.

When I have dreams about sex it usually cuts or it goes bad, probably because actually getting it is impossible.

Why is rimming so hot?

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Because you have shit taste?

Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.

ur a witty lil cunt ill give u dat m8

because it feels amazing to have a big hot tongue licking against your hole teasing it open.

ahh i see
dubs are overrated.
true, you can stretch him out and use him to smuggle drugs :S

am I the mexican cartel now?

>Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.
Yeah pretty much.

A long-running tradition since forever :) Sup with you btw?

>Yeah pretty much

Maybe because we dream about each other?

Well you got booze and porn
I'm not a drug mule

I dont dream about fatties or shit eaters.

Yeah, its alright.

What makes you think I'm fat?

You're a furry
You're on /Bee/

why boner?

And what does that make you?

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Im a 400lb 5'1 neckbeard.

Then you're projecting.

Nibi has a fat fetish, so he fantasizes all posters are fat.

yup

this
Only guy I could ever get is snarf.

Well maybe, Luc could be your drug lord then :)
Nohting mu8ch just chilling
Gun for hire then :)

Poor bastard.

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but neither of us are into drugs.

I thought snarf shot you down
I don't involve myself in the trade of illicit drugs

Yeah, I cant even get snarf and people think I have a chance with anyone.

Chilling is goood

He can still dream, though.

I think you can't get him because he is taken already.

Are you into butt streaching?
The 'merican gun trade you did.

I wish more people would be interested in math. Being bad at math is just a meme.

Suck my tiger butt!

That means nothing to furries.

I hate scary movies

... would you like that?

Don't mind if I do!

discordapp.com/invite/GxSw5cN is a g/fur/ discord community :D

I told you before just bang a landwhale and feel ashamed of yourself afterwards
I don't think he dreams of you
Guns are pure and clean
They're so lacklustre

I'm fucking terrible at math, but it sucks because I actually really enjoy it. I failed pre-calculus twice in a row in college and then dropped out because even just regular calculus is a pre-requisite for most majors and failing a class three times means that you aren't allowed to take it again...

But every time a math question comes my way I just adore trying to figure it out. It's all like a puzzle, and I love trying to solve puzzles, it's just that when I get caught up in the little things I suddenly lose all track and don't know what to do.

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I would like that.
Please it's all clean for you.

Well I need to stretch my butt a bit to make sure that I can fit his dick since it's so thick. Otherwise my ass would be in severe pain for a while. That being said he does a damn good job of doing it.
I actually love math, it was my favorite subject in school.

They wont even let me.

why aren't there more g/fur threads, all i see is s/fur and h/fur all the time.

I'd like it too. I love tigers.

I admit I may be biased. Math was always my strong suit.

Do you want a big gaping butt? One that can fit more than one dick?

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Why is the prostate so fucking amazing?

lol no, I'm a one guy man.

Landwhales think getting laid as a chick is an accomplishment. Literally anyone can score them.
No. That ratio is completely off

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Somehow not even I can.

My OC!

I need more images of my werewolf...

Should I continue this you-know-where?

i just feel paranoid and cold

Is that the thing you clench to make the last drops of piss come out?