I don't have any friends. will you be my friend user?

i don't have any friends. will you be my friend user?

yes user-kun

Sure, shoot. What's on your mind?

nothing really, i'm drunk as hell and just did some bonding with my long lost brother. about to play overwatch. what's up with you?

Sure, now get on csgo faggot

nice trips pal

Grab my hand user. We'll be friend.

will you always love me and never doubt me?

Don't worry. You can count on me.

...

meet me at araxxi world 139

Yas I'd let u rape my butt any day

btw

>We'll be friend.
Does that mean that you and user will merge into one?

forgot the 's'. my english is bad.

whoa epic fail boat

No one likes you

...

It's okay user he was just kidding

That's good. Would have really rustled my jimmies

I'll be your very best
like no one ever was
to befriend them is our quest
to hang out is our cause
we will travel across the chan
searching far and wide
each new friend to understand
the love that's inside
friendship
gotta befriend them all
I know it's our destiny
friendship
you're my best friend
in a world we must embrace
gotta befriend them all
our hearts so true
our friendship will pull us through
you teach me and I'll teach you
FRRIIEENNNDSSSHIIPPP
gotta befriend them all
friendship

but i can only befriend those that have played this masterpiece