Just matched with this 10/10 milf. Tell me what to say Sup Forums

Just matched with this 10/10 milf. Tell me what to say Sup Forums

>31
>milf
fam, isn't it past your bed time?

Start with 'i can't take off my eyes'

go for it

Hi.

Youre stunning. Let me take you out this friday and show you a good time, maybe you can show me a thing or two afterwards

*saturday

want cum in butt
YES?

change it to " ... you a good time, if everything goes well you can show me a thing or two afterwards" :)

Ask her if her tits really look this good and if you can bring some nipple clamps.

Poop on my weiner.

Speak slowly blondes are slow people

This

Her roots are showing you slow spastic retard

Benis?
Make big cums?

Tell her that I would let her have sex with me and to hit me up if she wants some fuck.

>31
>wrinkles and crow's feet

more like 43

"Tits or GTFO."

She looks like a cunt

Why do white women age like shit?

Say

"Yeah before we talk I'm going to need to see a pic of your hips. Just to make sure you can carry my seed to term."

Imma fuck you so hard they're gonna call my dick the sallywacker.

It's spam

This.

Ask her what she has for breakfast and I guarantee you'll get a good reply, winkface

Say this but change seed to progeny.

Tip your fedora while you're at it