Hey guys let's write a movie script
Hey guys let's write a movie script
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Scene 1
Enter Nigger 1: I'm a nigga
Enter White guy: Please my good sir, act civilized!
Nigger 1:NIGGA SHIAT
Nigger 2 enters
Nigger 2: him dindu nuffin
*cop shoots nigger 1*
Wait shouldn't the cop shoot Nigger 1 before Nigger 2 says he dindu nuffin? Other wise he might as well not say it
Nicholas cage plays every character.
Niggers don't know when to say things
enter mark zuckerberg
Zuckerberg: Oh no, a nigger was killed by the police, better spam this on social media so all the monkeys in Detroit go apeshit and start burning down their own homes
Ali G: "Hear me now"
*changes fb profile pic to nigger colours
Niggers gather around with their phones out, alk filming vertically. One of them yells, this shit goin on worlstar!
All of the niggers start chanting "Worldstar!" repeatedly.
There once was a nigger named Brown,
who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
Eight bullets later, he met his creator,
then his homies burnt down the town.
Niggers start demanding a sacrifice from the humans. Harambe offers himself to keep peace. Harambe gets fucked and raped by niggers
Suddenly all the niggers start to emerge to create one giant nigger.
Enter Jap 1: Dis a very dishonorabre circumstance.
Harambe is dead so we have no means to fight niggerzilla
*Nigzilla
Jesus has to smuggle coke across the border to get bail money for his dad
All nigzilla can say is
"Imma fuck a white bitch"
Nigzilla releases a might rose! "SSSSHHHIIEEEEE CCUUUUHHHHH"
"I'm just tryna get mah diiick wet"
Bullets have no effect on nigzilla
Laugh all you want but white teenagers love nigger shenanigans the dumber the better and this movie would actually sell
Sadly your right
His blood brother Harambe descends from the heavens
He uses cock swing to destroy the city.
Jap starts eating sushi and bbqing cats and shit
White woman screams at the sight of nigzilla. He then noticed her
I'm weak
sudden mass chimp out for no reason
Here's the pitch:
>There's a new reality/game show held in 3rd world countries. The participants are the inhabitants of said 3rd world countries. The winner of the show is given enough money to migrate to a better country. The concept triggers the fuck out of the western world and violence follows.
BOOM box office hit
A nigger baby yells "daddy", nigzilla starts running away from the city