Why doesn't it? I used to get "couch locked" and just have little bubbles of happiness and tingly muscle good-feeling-ness floating through my body upwards
Now it's just doesn't, even if I smoke so much I'm about to green out and kill myself
I WANT TO GET COUCH LOCKED AGAIN. AM I SMOKING THE WRONG WEED? SHOULD I USE INDICA INSTEAD OF HYBRIDS AND SATIVA?
Christopher Bennett
#1 you're a massive fucking faggot for saying 'green out' #2 no shit you should use indica heavy strains if you want couch lock stop fucking talking about weed just because you smoke it jesus christ
Liam Miller
Weed is for pussies.
Juan Adams
It might not be your thing, but a t-break might really help.
Robert Garcia
this
Jose Lewis
Sorry I'm not into the modern weed language, I just heard someone call "greening out" the equivalent of puking from alcohol, or having a bad acid trip.
Elijah Davis
Also why does weed make me want to become a vegetarian out of guilt?
Jonathan Scott
/threed.
Asher Lee
What is different types of weed faggot.
Sativa - Gets you high, happy and not couch locked More of a head high
Indica - Couch lock, heavy body buzz
I don't even smoke weed and I know this shit.
Hudson Taylor
Get into horse ya weak cunt, you'll get couch locked for sure
Easton Adams
Horse?
Jackson Reyes
definitely the best advice in thread... This man is a genius
Jace Ortiz
Oh, heroin
Haha, never that's ridiculous.
Jackson Baker
you won't get a girlfriend sitting on your couch OP.
Luis Rogers
Way to kill my vibes, mannnn
Isn't it funny how if you said that to me a week ago, I could just say "I already have one and she has nice big titties, thanks :)" but now just a week later I have to say "Fuck women they'll all just end up cheating on you and leaving you anyway"
Thanks for cheering me up reminding me of that, your little joke is so funny. Asshole faggot cunt licker
William Sanders
Try not smoking everyday.
Jace Hall
Speaking of weed, can someone recommend some cool looking bong(s)?
I was thinking of getting one that looks pretty interesting for the people I smoke with
Juan Sullivan
No I literally quit for a few months and tried again, and no head rush effect. I moved to vaping though could that do it
Samuel Parker
Does this shit ever actually happen? Like a bad trip from weed? I've been smoking a long long time and I've seen people get like hypochondria on it but a "bad trip"? It's just weed. If you feel bad just go get some air and you'll be fine.
Liam Turner
Yes, I haven't smoked in 3 months and loaded up 2g and burned it in a Sherlock bubbler and hit it all at once and got so high I had the spinning dizziness and vomited for 6 hours.
Juan Perez
Smoke indica to get "couch locked". You're probably smoking sativa.
Also you should take a fucking tolerance break if you're not feeling stoned when you've taken enough to "green out".
James Ross
Yeah it happens. At least it can happen to me. In fact my "bad trips" on weed are worse than my worst ever on acid, almost.
It's a whole new world.
Acid is like you feel like you've become insane
Weed is extreme paranoia and dysphoria beyond belief
Henry Rivera
All women are whores. Get used to our sex addicted society.
Kevin Parker
Weird. I've only ever smoked regular weed I've never smoked any of that "dabs" shit or whatever kids do these days but for me there is a cap to how high I can get. I've smoked weed all night several times and I just get to a point where I can't get any higher I'm just wasting weed.
Cooper Ramirez
It was just some Blue Dream my friend grew and I hit too much at once. As soon as I exhaled I know I fucked up pretty bad. Never done anything harder than shrooms and ODing on the weed was the worst trip I've ever had. Couldn't get out of my head and was overly conscious of my bodily functions and ended up blacking out from a panic attack amidst the vomiting. Been off weed for a while but I got some more and I think I'm gonna make cannabutter and just do low dose edibles.
Jaxson Myers
I understand why they say weed is a gateway now. After 1 -3 years of smoking it does nothing for you
Adam Jones
I suppose it's possible I guess. Just never seen it in 25 years of smoking weed.
Mason Lewis
Holy shit dude, Blue Dream concentrate did it to me too.
Ryder Jones
Happened to me bad. Panic attack, haven't smoked since. Convinced myself it was laced, heart was at 120+bpm. Call me a puss, idgaf. I feel better, clearer now. Think im done for good
Austin Flores
This. Noticed my heartbeat like 5 minutes after taking a huge rip(on an empty stomach, asking for it) and i wasn't okay for a long time