Greentext story time fags!

Greentext story time fags!

>Be me
>Be at work
>notice cute asian girl I work with
>damn
>nice legs, hair, butt, cute little titties
>hair looks nice too
>seemsfamiliarthough.jpg
>"Hey what's your name"
>"Oh I'm (call her L for now)"
>fuck I know her from somewhere but can't remember
>just think of it user, i tell myself
>Keep working, peeking at her whenever I get a chance (cuz I'm a creep)
>finish work that day
>go home around 9-ish
>do normal shit
>fap
>visit 4th channel
>kek
>go to bed around 2
>2 weeks pass by before we're on the same shift again
>in between, see cute white girl
>call her A
not super important to this story, but whatever
>close to my age
>fuck yeah
>seems cool
>hopefully get more shifts with A
>be recently
>see L again
>slightly interested
>she's a couple years older than me though
>Apparently have shift with A again
>A gets there at 4 (according to schedule)
>hellyeah.gif
>be around 4
>other dude shows up
>wtf.exe
>apparently she switched schedules with him
>dumb cunts
>guess I'll have to deal
>Sit around at checkout where L is
>"so user, what time are you here till?"

Cont?

Go on..

lets go dude

continu rldy

>tell L I'm there till 9
>Seems glad, she's there till 10
>says it get's really boring after 8
>start chatting while working
>manager reminds us to focus on working
>keeping that in mind
>still chatting
>have to go do other things every now and then
>L seems fairly disappointed each time
>Hm, I think to myself
>come back
>she's genuinely excited each time

(sorry bois thought no one was interested. Just need time ti type)

>continue throughout the night
>repeat same patterns
>chatting, going to do other things
>manager telling us to fuck off
>getting close to end of night
>at least for me
>L says she's rly tired
>she's thinking of buying herself a 5-hour energy
>says she's never had one
>I've never had one either
>suggest I be guinea pig
>she suggests we split one
>whynot.png
>grab 2 cups
>our half into each one
>she gives me a little extra
>we drink
>she's acting like she's taking acid for the first time
>chill out it's just an energy drink
>I go start to do my closing duties
>she asks "hey do you want to hang around for a bit?"

Cont.?

Yes user

bump

Keep going

>I say no, I can't
>have to catch the bus home tonight
>She seems disappointed
>consider just hanging around
>prolly shouldn't, I'm exhausted
>do my closing duties
>come back up front
>hang out by her and chat, waiting until I get to go
>she's getting kind of physical
>eh not bad user
>kinda play along
>asking myself if she's actually interested in me
>maybe
>being a fucking loser, it's rare when girls are interested in me
>not attractive, mostly introverted
>go home
>tell her to add me on facebook
>"Okay user!"

Keep 'em coming OP

i feel like moms spaghetti is coming up.

hurry, OP. I dont like cliffhangers

>get on bus
>hop on my laptop as soon as possible (free bus wifi)
>looking through fb and half-chan
>about 1/4 way home, get friend request from L
>accept immediately
>holy shit that was fast
>praying she doesn't find out I admin a meme page with my buddy
>"You didn't waste any time user"
>Kek look who's talking
>chat with her through fb on the way home
>telling my buddy about her
>"she's totally into me R!"

Please, do go on, OP.

>get to bus stop
>tell her that I will not sleep bc of all the caffeine I consumed
>tell her I'll message her when I get home
>get home
>message her
>she seems preoccupied
>responds after a while
>"So user, do you want to hang out sometime?"
>Uh sure
>"I can't tomorrow, I have work, but maybe some time in the next week or so"
>wtf am I gonna do tomorrow? I don't work
>whatever, I'll wait

hurry up fgt im interested in this

keep em coming

Your friend gets her and fucks her behind your back. She quits your work place and you jerk to her like a lonely beta. Don't worry man we've all been there :,)

>we finally arrange a time to hang out
>she seems totally into me
>I pray to god it isn't the fact I'm a loser and that a girl is talking to me I'm being autistic
>get all self conscious
>get your shit together, user
>be flirty as fuck, hope she notices
>seems interested, seems flirty back
>finish hanging out, go home
>talk to my buddy more about it
>"Seriously, she's into me man"
>KEK
>looking at half-chan, nothing good on facebook
>Get idea
>Horny
>go to L's fb account
>start looking for pictures

I guess his wi fi is not free, anymore.

Here comes the serious shit, man.

I'll finish this
>starts looking at photos
>accidentally likes
>user is lonely again
THE END

Come on OP, don't leave us hanging!

>suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I notice something
>FUCK MY LIFE
>see the little heart thing on her profile signalling she's in a relationship
>In a relationship with some beta fag
>This fucking bitch
>I can't believe this
>I'm now the beta fag
>what a fucking loser
>I knew I was being paranoid
>wtf
>get really depressed and tell my buddy about it
>telling him how much of a fucking dickhead I've been
>considering killing myself
>not just bc of this
>this was just the last straw for me

...

>not super important to this story, but whatever
nothing in this shit tier greentext seems important

> finds out she is only interested in you for your connections with R
> gets his number
> fucks him in front of you
> takes a shit on your rug
> leaves and never at work again

kek

>fucking end me
>start looking for legit reasons to kill myself
>can't find many, I'm just a lonely bitch
>every time I think a girl is into me, guess what
>fuck you user
>you're a fucking loser
>wishing faggot black magic OP actually killed me when he was supposed to
>op's never deliver
>beside the point
>go back to work a few days from then
>don't message L between then
>fuck that bitch
>see her at work
>don't talk to her
>"are you okay, user"
>i say yes, barely talk to her for the rest of the night
>go home
>stupid bitches always fucking me over
>what a cunt
>lurking on her profile
>something is off
>relationship status is single
>holy shit
>she messages me later that night
>"hey user when are you able to hang out next?"

i fucking lost the link to columns anyone got that shit?

thank god it gets better

>motherofdog.png
>fuck yes
>"eh, I can prolly chill tomorrow"
>so desperate I would have went to go hangout that night
>agree on a time to meetup
>telling my buddy R about our meetup and what's going on
>"sounds cool my dude"
>"I'll have a gun if you want to kill yourself later"
>best friend
>leave house to go meet up with L
>See her
>most beautiful asian girl I've laid my eyes on
>"H-hey L"
>"Hey user"
>"I'd like to ask you something"

Bump

>reply or mother is kill
>dinosaur
>etc

I swear to god if its about tree fiddy Im gonna kill myself

End my suffering

holy fuck have you never taken typing lessons in your life wtf go meet Mavis Beacon

>get's excited
>wondering what she's going to say
>"so, we've known eachother for about a month"
>Nod my head.
>I'd lost track of how long I've known her
>"And in that time, I've realized something"
>Oh god here it is
>"I've realised that I've really started to feel something for you. Something more"
>Oh my god....
>She really just said that
>"and I was wondering if you feel the same way?"
>I'm speechless
>"user?"

took you five hours to write that fucking kys

trying to think how to incorporate the dinosaur? m8 pls.

>I nod my head, in a daze
>Holy shit, this is really happening
>she pulls me close to her, and we make out
>sweetly and passionately
>We really get into it
>people looking at us
>In a public park
>I suggest we go over to my place
>"That's a great idea user"
>she winks at me and I smirk
>we go to my house and get inside

I'm exhausted g me a break

Glad its not just me that thinks this is taking literally forever

inb4 loch ness monster appears

preetype next time faggot

>"Yes?" I say
>"You want some fuck baby?"
>get this really squirmy feeling in my stomach
>out from my sweater pockets is spaghetti
>I lift my shirt, my stomach rips open to reveal spaghetti flying out
>UH OH SPAGGHETI-OHs
>we open the door and walk the dinosaur

>any girl
>winking
>ever

lies.mp3

>we start making out as soon as we get into the door
>starts out as soft passionate kissing
>starts getting hotter and more passionate
>better kisser than anyone else I've kissed
>we start taking our clothes off and I run my hands all over her soft smooth skin
>oh my god
>she takes her bra off to reveal her little perfect asian tits

Did you fuck her or not?

I feel like I'm just gonna get baited after all this build up

>holy mother of god
>"user, I want to have sex with you"
>obviously.exe
>we pull off the rest of our clothes, and have hot passionate sex, starting in missionary, but moving to different positions as we go
>she seems really into it
>This isn't happening
>never before has a chick been this into me
>I feel happy
>don't want to kill myself anymore
>in doggy position
>about to cum
>"I'm about to cum"
>"cum inside me user"

> i turn her around and eat her little tight asian pussy
> she grabs my dick and starts jerking really fast
> i tell her "I am about to cum"
> she sticks the dick in her ass
> and fucking shits this diarrhea all over it
> I slapped the bitch and she goes unconscious
> Cock my pistol
> shoot her in the cunt

fast forward five years, I am out of jail on bail

Lost

>thefuck.json
>"are you sure"
>"I want to have your babies user"
>"Okay, L"
>will do anything she wants at this point
>holy shit
>I cum in her tight little pussy
>I cum like I never have before
>Like a fountain
>jerking off could never make me cum like this
>I'm talking, fucking gallons
>not actually gallons
>definitely preggo tho
>She moans so loudly that the neighbors could prolly hear

goddammit OP its called copy and paste. utilize it instead of typing for 10 mins

God fuck. Hurry and pre-type next time you pissant. Also, show her and your tits.

>we finish up with what we're doing
>she sucks my dick for a bit
>jesus christ
>after she is done (I'm not gonna stop her) she checks the time and tells me she needs to go home
>I say okay
>asks if she can use my shower
>why not
>just don't use all the hot water
>she finishes and we make out a bit before she leaves
>she goes home
>fast forward one year
>we have a beautiful baby, and she's moved in with me

Cont.

I'm fucking out

>we finish doing the sex
>she looks at me expectantly
>"What's the problem, L?"
>"You need to pay up, now."
>whatthefuck.exe
>It hits me that she may be joking
>"Hah, okay L, how much?"
>"about tree fiddy"

When does this get interesting?

Agreed. Peace out OP. Try to be less of a faggot next time.

>We start to argue about things
>stupid stuff like what the baby wears
>Stupid feminist bitch complaining that we should have given it a gender neutral name
>Fuck her
>"You were the one that agree'd that his name should be Esteban!"
>"Go fuck yourself user!"
>"I'm so fucking done"
>whatever
>I have to go to work anyways
>Get home and find out that she packed up shit for her and the baby, and took him with her
>left note
>staying at her sisters place
>says she's changing the babies name to Alex
>Dumb cunt
>A couple months go by
>things are going okay for me
>Don't see my son much anymore
>visit every now and then, but under close supervision
>thinks I'll take my son, just like what she did
>Fairly successful
>new job now
>don't have to pay for her bitch ass

lost it

>one day, she comes knocking on my door
>she looks horrible
>skinny
>has bruises on her face
>heard from her sister (we're close) that she's been dating this one black guy
>White dad, asian mom, Mexican name, black mom's boyfriend
>ftw
>Apparently tyrone is really abusive
>not to esteban/alex, just to L
>dumb bitches and black guys
>made me a fucking cuck
>whatever
>"What do you want"
>"Why do you assume I'm here for something?"
>"Because you never see me, and hardly ever let me see my son"
>Her voice is raspy
>on some kind of drug
>Meth maybe
>idk
>I ask again
>"what do you want
>she sighs
>"Well, at first we were okay by ourselves, but then tyrone has been asking for more and more from us"
>"like?"
>"Drugs, money, etc."
>"what do you want from me?"
>"Well since you are the father, I need you to pay child support"
>fuck this bitch
>I go into my room and pull out my handgun
>I come back and point it at her
>"get the fuck off my property or I'll blow your brains out"
>"you wouldn't"
>she's right
>I lower my gun
>"what the fuck do you need, and then never speak to me again"
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>fuck
>I finally realized my girlfriend and mother of my son was an 80 ft tall crustacean from the paleolithic era

Loch ness monster got me again

...

man we all saw that a mile away. be more original

Shit was obvious from first post when you mentioned she seemed familiar
1/10

dammit bitch

Kek most of the first couple of threads were a true story (today actually) and I just went with it and made it up. We've never actually hung out outside of work though

Try harder next time. It was boring. A good Loch Ness story makes the reader want to know what's going to happen next so you can leave them blue balled. By your third post we just wanted it to end.

I'll keep that in mind. Thanks

this was the worst greentext I´ve ever witnessed
please someone screencap this for the cringe ultima edition

Screencap it yourself faggot

YW. Good luck on your next attempt