What is your biggest current problem user? Are you hopeless?

What is your biggest current problem user? Are you hopeless?

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yer mum dumped me

No. But I am topless.

It could always be worse. Always.

Poor executive function and occasional social issues. Maybe, idk. I think my standards might just be unreasonably high.

a im in the university, and i have a full time job, i dont really need it that much since i live whit my parents, but i dont want to fell like a parasite...
my job sucks, probably gonna get fired tomorrow, i also going bad at universit... im not hopeless but the thing is i dont want to be okey, i just dont...I'm pathetic

My iPad runs out of battery power too soon, it is the worst thing ever.

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Consistency. There's too many variations of myself that it's difficult for me to function fluidly throughout the day.

Kinda. I feel like my life is entering kind of an eclipse lately and it's freaking me out.

28 and have never had a girlfriend.

ITS 5AM AND IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT MY MOM TO MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN TENDIES FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS AND THE DUMB BITCH ISNT HEARING ME I SHOULD JUST CALL 911 OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS

I think my problem is that I dont know what my problem is, but even if I knew the problem and the solution, I couldnt make myself better

Chin up user, I felt like you when I was a young gentleman.
Almost like having an epiphany, when I finished Uni the years of expectation over my performance dropped away and I realized that it had all been worth it.
My parental units had low expectations of my older brother, they always said he was "unacademic", the onus was on meas the only child to go to Uni.
I make six times what my brother makes now and more than double than my father. It's not all about the money but when it comes to it your degree(?) will be a piece of paper that shows employers you were determined and intelligent enough to complete it, sadly not a lot else.
After my "epiphany" I went back to do my PhD and all the pressure was gone.
Like I said chin up and keep moving forward, as long as you keep working hard you'll get to the end.
Good luck user.

Everytime when I take a shit, the toilet water splashes back up and touches my butt. I just wanna take a shit man why does the toilet do this to me?

My biggest current problems:
>wife left me
>separated from 1 year old daughter
>have to finish my PhD within 4 months or they are gonna kick me out, but I still have heaps to go
>have no job, no money, because supervisors say I need to get PhD done
> I get high too often and can't be satisfied with a sober life (pisses me off especially at this point in time due to how cash strapped I am)

Honestly the money situation is what is killing me he most right now, day in day out. Also missing my daughter although that is something that comes in big waves then It'll be out of mind for a while. Whereas money thing is a daily issue.

On plus side some good friends are keeping me grounded and helping me look to the future and keep striving past this bad time. The money thing is only temporary and more of an annoyance... But the daughter thing really kills me sometimes, I keep thinking about everything I'm gonna miss out on, and I worry my daughter will be disadvantaged as a child of a single parent household.

i'm not happy with what ever i do been like this for like 2y and idk what to do

>finally have a job and the money to buy the cool things i want
>no time to use the cool things i buy

built a gaming PC 2 weeks ago and the longest I've sat down and played was 3 hours. usually game 20-30 minutes before bed if im not too tired, but most of the time i am

What is ur PhD in? Mine in law

>Masturbating
I feel like I masturbate too much I get that its natural but its controlling my life. Everytie when I go in the shower I masturbate. When I use the bathroom I masturbate. I masturbate to furry threads! Every time I do it I feel bad but it feels so good

We are all going to suffer and eventually die. You'd think that fact would be enough to galvanize everyone in the world into trying to find some kind of solution, but instead we spend most of our resources on attacking or competing with each other.

For some reason, most people also want to have kids, so they can suffer and die, too.

America was a better place before it decided to become a security-ridden debt state to get revenge on a bunch of unrelated people for the dozen or so 9/11 attackers that came from the same general area. Thanks, government. Completely unrelated, just... thanks. I needed that like I need a hole in my head.

When you ignore the lack of attention paid to our own mortality(/longevity research), or space exploration - we could be launching intensive fucking payloads into space on a daily basis with a railgun, but you know, it's initially expensive - I guess my biggest complaint is conventional morality.

Drugs are wrong, incest is wrong, what the other guy says is wrong - why? In my book, it's wrong if it causes harm to someone. Otherwise, leave it off the books and shut up about it.

My personal problems... mostly, I'm poor. I've taken out a giant loan to study something I don't hate doing that will make a decent amount of money in the future. There's not really a way to quit being poor for most people without going into a lot of debt. Even then, I might work a lifetime to be able to try ONCE to start the business of my dreams. A child of the elite could throw one up every year and just keep trying till something sticks.

Carlos Slim makes about $573,000 a second. With that kind of money, I'd like to think I could make a fucking giant leap for humanity. What's he doing with it? God knows.

Also, I have no friends. People have more or less instinctively shunned me all my life (I'm posting Sup Forums; that should be self-evident). No idea why, probably not going to change. Cheers.

That I know how the World is going to end and can do nothing about it except post on chans and work my tedious menial job.

Doomed to die loveless.

put a piece of toilet paper on the water before you shit. it prevents splashing.

death

Biggest problem is getting my company up at the moment, but it's not a real problem. I live in a socialist paradise, and I'm retired (27 years old). I'm pretty tired all the time, but then again I have unlimited supply of stimulants. Life really couldn't be better.

I've never even hugged a girl that wasn't family. I'm not hopeless, just really fucking lonely.

Obviously a BIG problem of mine.

I can't stop masturbating.
It's been affecting my daily life for years now. I come home, start to look for porn to cum to later. For hours. Then cum and go to bed.
Orgasming makes me have super long sleep periods (10h+) with me ignoring any set alarms (on weekends), being super tired and unmotivated to do anything else. When I have to get up during the week, I'm usually tired all day and hit snooze on the alarm clock until the last possible moment.

Even when I manage to stop masturbating for two or three days, I'm so horny, I just have to masturbate and cum three or four times that day.

I need to have the transmission in my car rebuilt because its slipping, but I smoke too much and have no savings.

Mostly what's got me down is work. I hate doing it. Always have, always will. Studying or intensive manual labor (like digging ditches) is the worst, cooking or flying or delivering pizzas is tolerable, but still not really pleasant for the most part.

For some reason, as an adult, most people seem to spend most of their lives toiling in misery. I can't seem to find a way to get by that will let the majority of my life be fulfilling, or at least peaceful and not actively frustrating.

I often feel like this, just without the masturbating or sex drive.

I'm fat. I can't seem to stick to a new diet for more than a month. It depresses me. The more I fuck older, ugly women the more I hate myself.

I camt stop staring at my screen waiting for the WOW expansion to finally come out

Small problem I just noticed tonight:

A close friend is a douche who looks down on people for the type of career/job that they have. He recently got a job in marketing and now acts like hes in the top tier of the social world.

God I hate the person he has become.

So get yourself some land, buy some chickens and live in peace doing what ever the fuck you want. Get gigs when you need the money.

>im never at university, because i have a full time job

fixed it

Age?

studying to become a software engineering in a shitty town. all I do is workout, study and work developing some web applications for a few bucks that barely covers rent

time to move on from student priorities

- get a cool car to commute
- pimp out your place so you come home to something nice
- spend money on booze and girls

You need to create.

26

dont you just wish you can go back in the past
shit

a lot of truth that should not go unaknowledged

>leave friend
>life wont change, but will get better
>profit

just get rid of this piece of shit and live a better life. if you sense his faggotness you are a better person

just do it

>mfw I'm 26 as well and kinda same problem
You only need other things to do
Get a hobby, get out with friends, practice some sports or just remove any Internet signal near

you're on the rigth track. once you start working you'll realise how deep the rabbit hole goes, how depressingly absurd the business world is

it's absolutely shameful how little of our planet's ressources are actually used for constructive purposes. nobody gives a shit, why would anyone feel they should?

I have other things to do. I have hobbies, go out with friends, but I just start fapping as soon as I come back home, but it's been interfering with my hobbies as well.
Even without internet, I become extremely horny, especially before going to bed. Then I tend to be at my lewdest.

I really get depressed when some asshole POSTS THE SAME STUPID THREAD AGAIN AND AGAIN

I have erectile dysfunction. Can't get a good Bonner to save my life. Penis pills are mad expensive. Wat do.

socially im retarded, i have social anxiety or something like that, never had gf, have a good share of my things i do i'm embarrassed about that i think i need to worry about, but prolly nobody gives a shit
regarding the money and career vise, i'm pretty good, have very interesting STEM job, great pay also, have my own car and my own appt
i think if i broke the ice and hooked up with some girl i'd be set, nothing would worry me that much, i'm just terrible with doing things first, i noticed it usually takes me a lot longer than anyone i know to do the firsts in life. I'm always overthinking and in slight panic and doubt about myself especially in social situations

You know, I agree with that. I suck as an artist. I'd probably be good as a pianist, if I put in the effort. I enjoy writing, once I get get into it, but for some reason the process - the sitting down and spending hours on something that seems like work and not enjoyment - it's always stopped me. Something I ought to find a way to grow out of, I guess.

Creativity is work, and I'm not sure why - I wish I didn't - but I just hate that word. Probably I tie it to all the things I was forced to do as a kid when I just wanted to be messing around, I don't know. When I'm an old man, maybe I'll lose my sanity or self-consciousness and start building sand castles on the beach again.

My job recently started sucking ass because we lack proper workers who can get shit done and I'm overworked with no pay bump. I was home for 14 hours in the past 3 weeks.

Looking for another company as we speak.

I am a cringelord, basically there is not a single day where i say something stupid or act like one, fat, cant talk to girls normally, depression, ugly,various other problems, mom smoked when she was pregnant

You gotta get a focus. You can create and self discipline, or work for someone else the rest of your life.

god damn mine too, and i'm fucking the same
is your dad also sperg?
how old are you

turned 18 today, dad was an alcoholic and like 50 when i was concieved, died when i was 7 due to liver failure

Huge problems Sup Forums... I don't like dogs and I don't know if I want to get a cat or not. I used to have a cat, but training a cat to how I want it is just too hard when I'm not home a lot!

he was one of those criminals type of guy that would sit in jail probably, thats what i assume atleast, don't know alot about him except that he did more bad than good to us

>there is not a single day where i say something stupid or act like one

lucky fucker, obviously not a cringe lord then

what i found that helps is to occupy yourself with work, keep your mind busy, when i'm not busy and and have time to think about stupid shit is when i go back to some dumb shit i've done, at least it seems like dumb shit to me, nobody else cares

where i don't*

i can't do work probably, can barely do third grade math fast enough, skipped pretty much all of my school classes, had adhd and ritalin prescription but decided that i didn't need it anymore and skipped it for 6 years.

doesn't need to be math, any physical work, anything, be productive don't sit on Sup Forums all day with the rest of the spergs

I'm 23 and engaged. Love my fiancé but I feel like I'm wasting my 20s. Maybe it's just my anxiety talking but We've been together since we were 17 so statistically we're bound to fail so like what if we get married and then divorce and I end up with fucking nothing. On top of that, I kinda wanna fuck other people. But I don't really want her to. I'm so fucked up in the head right now I don't know. I'm inventing problems that aren't there. I should just fucking kill myself. I'm such a shitty broken person, how could I ever be a functioning adult? How could I raise children? Why would I bring a child into this world knowing I'd pass this shitty anxiety bullshit on to them? Do I even want children? What am I doing with my life? Who am I? Seriously what the fuck.

Can relate so much to this.

Anyone can drive a truck. Be a trucker?

I have been having ticks and tremors for a month now, if i find out it is MS i might just an hero

i doubt i can do alot without fucking it up, just been stuck at my home all my life.
not to mention i live in israhell, the place where they force you to go to the army or go to jail, no matter your opinion on the subject

I'm a complete failure, failed at relationships failed at careers friends hate me the love of my life dumped me after I took care mod him during an illness and remarried immediatley. I have nothing to live for and I'm going to commit suicide but make it look like an accident

why make it look like an accident?, you will be dead, you wont care about anything afterwards.

>i doubt i can do alot without fucking it up
dude, i've seen cunts that i wouldn't let stare at the wall becoming promoted
also change you attitude, try to learn, you'll fuck up, but you'll learn from that everyone does that
just keep on doing something

Give it time. But don't marry.relationship experience is a good thing, but sounds like you aren't ready for much more. Enjoy your 20s, I missed mine away with a woman I never really felt right with.

thanks for trying fam but i know how much shit my life is in and noticed how not everyone gets the same luck, there is nothing i can do about most of it, ill probably remain caged up in my room playing video games all day and get myself some antidepressants, i have the mental capacity and memory of an 80 year old, so ill an hero myself eventually, probably sooner than i think, the only thing i did right was cheer people around me up and its the only thing i know how to do right

>gf is unsatisfied sexually but lies about it to reap relationship benefits, inevitable cheat-caught-drama-break up.

>family far away in warzone, current gov where I am livinf won't let me invite them here, don't know what chance I have of ever seeing them again.

>bsc.computer science yet immigration program dictatea that I cut grass and pick up wood from lands being prepared for hay. I literally have years of experience as a python programmer.

>stress from worries and dysfunctional pathological lying gf are piling up to the point of erectile dysfunction. I have lost my apetite for sex.

>most of my friends died in syrian war. The onles I have left are in refugee camp no solid contact with any.

>I pay 70% of my salary on bills, the rest is bad food.

>I am waiting for the inevitable break up with gf, the inevitable realisation that I will never see the only people thay ever loved me again and I'll end up a lonely sad person cutting grass and picking rocks and wood splinters from farmlands until inevitable suicide.
These are just the main highlights.

Any advice?

Yeah but I know what pain feels like I don't want my family to suffer an accident is easier to accept. I've got it planned out

Hmm. Don't sleep with other people. You love your fiancee, so keep going with that. If you break up, it's going to suck worse than pretty much anything, but what's the alternative, just breaking up with her now, preemptively? That's like committing suicide because you're going to die someday. I'm not saying that doesn't make sense on some insane level.

I think most people have some kind of insanity going on at one level or another. It's just not the face you show to the world, you know? On a good day, at least. Kids, I can't talk about kids. I hate killing things. I hate watching ice melt. I'm going to bring something I love into the world and watch him understand the process of dying, even as we're both slowly doing it? That sounds a little crazy, yeah, couldn't ever get past it.

Functioning adult, though. Some days I feel like I'm just putting out fires. Unless you die or become homeless or go to jail, though, functioning, that's not hard to get used to. "Succeeding," I can't help you with. lol

jesus fucking christ
>brohug

break the chain and dump your gf now.
i'm not sure about anything else but that is a definite. things may become clearer when she's not in your ear or stressing you the fuck out.

Sister just died Thursday.
She was 1 of 2 legal guardians to her grandson who is severely autistic - he's 12 and just started speaking last year.
Our mother is his other legal guardian, and he's going to be a monumental challenge for her to take care of him alone now.
The family business is dying because the industry we support is losing workers left and right thanks to government changes.
I've been with the same woman for the past 10yr+, and can't really say there is a spark anymore.
I'm too old and too settled to lose it all now, and to be forced to change jobs.
Plus my dog is 9 this Christmas, and he's a large breed. I love him more than anything, we are together always. I worry about how much longer I have with him above all else, because honestly, when he passes, I don't know what would be keeping me from just eating a bullet.
Wanna just say fuck it all but I know I won't.

Fuck where to began

damn user. in which country are you right now?

Dude, dump that fucking piece of shit GF and move out from that awful country, stop wasting your time

Well, you seem to have access to a computer. If you can post Sup Forums, you can probably use that computer to do programming work for someone, somewhere in the world, or try to work on getting a visa pretty much anywhere that doesn't involve the woodcutting limitation. There has to be at least one country, somewhere, right? Not helpful, I know, but I guess you did ask.

Try some therapy, maybe there's something down there in your mind that could be fixed

>brohug
Thanks man.

I told her to gtfo she cried and swore she loves me and that im bwing paranoid due to stress. I aimply dont believe her and im too busy with farm work to go through the headache. I made my point clear that imt unhappy amd she says she will stay and try to mek me happy.
Every time I fall for that she dries up in sex and attributes it to bad legs(her legs hurt sometimes, actual doctor supervised condition)
I can't just shove her out the door can I?

Finland.

I'm a filthy immigrant I have mo mobility right at the moment. So is my gf. She could though apply for a different dwelling.

I appreciate your post. But my current legal status limits me to work specified by the gov that issued my immigrant permit
If I work online I'll violate like 3 different laws.
This could work in 2019 whrn I finish "integration training" and I clean 3 years wrth of farmlands.

I appreciate all who replied. The attention makes things temporarily better. But I dont think I have lots or choice here. I guess I just need someone to tell me im doing ok.

Went to university abroad because of gf and not because personal interests.
Hated being at uni and the whole experience and didn't study much.
Mother killed herself because she'd been found out to be secretly getting money from her company in order to support me financially and got fired and couldn't bear the shame.
Depression, failing relationship, crippling debt.
Gf got a job abroad, I never looked for a job related to my degree and returned home.
2 years ago decide "fuck it" and get a personal loan from her loaded dad and try to reunite with her abroad. Failed miserably. Had a panic attack and thought I was terminally ill, while on my way to her. Crash and burn mentally. Break it off with gf and return home to live with dad.
Dad is a naive, ignorant and overly optimistic person, who thinks everything will be alright, despite him also being in debt.
While I try to recover at home I start to realize I never had any friends, start seeing weird people around the neighborhood, my relatives ignoring us.
Realize we've been shut out from society and they are passive-aggressively waiting for us to die.
Also realized that it was my fault that mother killed herself, because I was a lazy mama's boy and thought they would take care of me, while I'm at uni.
Can't function anymore, never go outside, tried to kys myself 3 times already.
Lost my last job selling shitty souvenirs for no pay at all.
Not paying back any of my debt. Lying to my dad that I didn't lose my job and I'm just on temporary leave.
Spending my last days making music, before I overdose on about 300 pills, which should be in about a week.

care to share it bro?, i really wanna know

Grind through your problems like an unstoppable force of nature and brush all that emo shit aside dude. Try to get your family there and ignore all other problems.

youtube.com/watch?v=NHeIg0c6Fh0

Im unemployed and my roof is leaking...bad. I need to come up with 5k fast but its almost hopeless.

Dude chill the fuck out. You are just a paranoid mentally ill person....

u have a mortgage? or do u own the home

...you sound "integrated" enough to me. No reason for three years of forced labor. There MUST be a job/country somewhere in the world that will grant you a more permissive visa, based on your ability (programming and linguistic, at least).

I wish I was.
It's much worse than that.

Man I love you too and I appreciate the pep talk.
Byt we all have breaking points and mine was 7 months ago.
I am too tired to even be sad anymore.

Right and I understand you and I am not being argumentative but I literally cannot travrl because immigration here have granted me asylum.
Best case scenario is just to Helsinki and get a job offer then negotiate with immigration how much better for everyone it would be if I take it.

My parents are writing me messages every once and a while asking me to help them gtfo and my gf being a complete mindfuck and my farm contract prohibits me from even going to Helsinki on any given day.
I am stuck and I know it. And I don't know if I should just fucking off my self or fuck it all and go to immigration and have a mental breakdown there and ask them to throw me back in syria where at least I'll die near my family and not alone in some place where no one even gives two fucks if I die.
I want yo be loved user it's not just about the job. I feel very fucking unloved and very fucking lonely and I don't care two fucks about anons who will see that as a weakness because at leadt I am admitting the mind crushing pain in my heart. I have no fucking ability to help my family my self or the spitfuck of a cunt that lies to my face from mornong to evening and I don't fucking belong here.

Fuck
Sorry I ranted

i life in a country with 440 people p/km2
Im sociofobic
Dont get any pussy because i dont go out
i am beefcake and hot as fuck, yet no women gets to enjoy that.

People don't suddenly realise their friendships have been lies. People don't get shunned. You're paranoid.

Just get a construction or landscaping job and harden the fuck up for a bit.

I admit a mother's suicide is going to dog you the rest of your life but don't do that to your dad. He's putting on an optimistic face because that's what real men do. Learn from it. Just think positive, don't dwell on your paranoid negativity.

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welcome to my life

Look not dressed up but as decent as you can(look causal).
Say that line to a 7/10
Ask : would you give me a hug.
Hug for no longer then 6 secs cause of boner.and wear thick pants.
Dont stand on the street like you are looking for prey.
Just walk around if you see one walk up and ask

I hope your not a nigger whom i just gave this advice to if so , only use on black girls if you are because white girls will mace you