Ylyl thread! Let's get some laughs going faggots!

Ylyl thread! Let's get some laughs going faggots!

hey, user

Close, but no CIGAR

That's a huge clit

Yeah. Thus shit actually made me laugh. Thought it was a good start

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Leave him be. I made these threads for him. Come on little faggot. Come on. No one will hurt you here. This is a safe space snowflake. Faggot.

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That made me laugh too God damn it faggot

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is it possible for you to un-be a fag?

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Now that is much better. That's it, come on out of your shell little faggot snowflake. So fragile

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is this just another banana thread

yeah pretty much

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No.

That was a different person, thanks. What's with this special snowflake shit, you high?

so who's the lucky lady?

godfucking dammit. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks user .

Yeah. This poor little snowflake needs this. How else will he feel adequate what with his nonexistent dick

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triggered

Well, stop making it so easy to slip it in your ass. How am I supposed to stop being a fag if you don't stop bending over you fantastic poof

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Britfag detected

shit tier thread is in progress

You, beautiful. That ass calls to me. Let's not turn this rape into a murder

i think if you fuck someone in the ass you're gay as well, user. I'm pretty sure if you see a bent over male ass and think about fucking it, you are gay

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Sure sure muggsie sure sure

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anyone else gonna contribute

Holy shit you are to young to be here.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

No. Sorry. Made this shit for banana fag. Feel free to keep posting fams

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Smiled

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nah, i'll just go to a real thread somewhere else

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If only you would of made the dick a banana. Still weak little snowflake. Still weak.

OK Sup Forumsro

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kek this newfag can't tell the difference between the same person

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Kek like a motherfucker cares. No fucks snowflake. You still my top bitch

Thanks for the laugh though. Straight lost

ylyl derailed, my work here is done. and because you're so gullible, the work is being done for me