Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

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Still too lazy to go to the store...

Sorry, I have failed you

How do I become elite like you?

(cutie)
>Implying you don't need sleep
You know, the more I talk to you the more I'm getting worried. But its your health so I should just shut up I guess
Yea you know, its super hot and I kinda melt pretty fast
Might just take a nap since this weather is make me feel sleepy as fuck.
(nui)
You're a general Nintendo fan right nui?
Ever played the metroid series?

still here


and


maybe a higher sensitivity

Claiming Felix

That's fine. I'm in no rush.
no, at this point they're pretty much just conversation threads.

Yeah, there's usually some other guy that claims Rem (usually only saying "Calamity masu'd" and then leave the thread alone).

I "claim" her casually, because I'm usually busy doing other nerdy things. It's fun to imagine that other guy's face when someone else claims her, considering how fast he usually claims her.

Claimu
Indeed, though I had prime but never beat it, it's one of the few i have trouble with.

i want to suck his cute trap dick

Overuse of "usually"... that's embarrassing.

>Implying cute
>Implying I need sleep
Wha? Why worry?
Oh ya... RIP. Go get ice!
Might as well, I know I take naps when it gets to be about 110F and no way to cool off.

Cat.

Kinda wanted to play, actually. Oh well, I'll let my laptop cool down and then hop back on ships or something.

D.Va

Well. Talon is still stronk as dicks.
>stomped the fuck out of yas
>duskblade and ravenous by 20 mins
>come at me
Tower dove Yas at full health and 4 hit him. Felt good.

Overwatch is too distracting.

chitoge

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EMBARRASSING?

Prime is second best in the series. Best being Super.

Yea I tried but you can't change any gameplay settings on this game
Perhaps GameCube were simpler times
Wait, I sometimes feel like you're joking
That's actually exactly me.
I only have prime but it's so hard for me, gonna give it snoyjer shot though
>Im implying both those things yes
Well it might just be who I am, I kinda worry quick for people I care about
That's actually a really good idea, still have some if I remember right
I just feel like it messes with my schedule too much
I wonder how they're going to change him

What?

Are you playing while browsing the thread?
you mean world of warships?
Annyeong

it was simpler yes

How do I become elite like you Karen?

Owner that has yet to give me the succ and fucc

Yet it was harder
Quite the paradox we got here

>Wait, I sometimes feel like you're joking
How so? i may make a pun every now and then.
>That's actually exactly me.
>I only have prime but it's so hard for me, gonna give it snoyjer shot though
Oh, well i hope you can get used to it then, felt really difficult.
>snoyjer shot
???

im ok with that

I meant I thought you were joking with how much you are like me
>Snoyjer shot
I don't even know how it got in there, I meant another but my phone just didn't agree
Weird when I wanted to type snoyjer again it auto changed to another
Yes I spoke to chara who happens to be a hardcore fan he said it was the most difficult in the series and I shouldn't feel bad for looking stuff up
Yea older games didn't hold your hand all the time
Kinda miss that

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>Incorrect on both counts!
But what are you worrying about?
>Not having a whole bag and then some
It will, so you gotta make sure it's not going to be at a bad time.

Yep. Been playing it since work started, decided to go further into the Destroyer line since I'm just getting too fucked over on Nagato.

Oh my, do you want the succ and fucc~?

shh its ok one day the developers will let go of your hand

Is it anything like starcraft? Like an RTS? Not too big on naval games.

Please

You're a mean tease but i want it finally

>Demoted to bronze 5

>May be incorrect on one account
>You won't be needing much sleep perhaps
I dunno, you not taking care of yourself, I say this while I can not take care of my own self but still
If it messes with my schedule is there ever going to be a good time?
Do you really believe so tomoko-San?
I think it's only going to be downhill
Except for games like dark souls but I just feel kinda cheated with their difficulty

rolling to steal all your waifus

*Hugs*
Perhaps try to play more normals and try to master one champion
It makes a big difference

its ok.
san? it will be fine just wait.

Lucian's all I play

My dreams of gold. swept away...

>I meant I thought you were joking with how much you are like me
Everybody has a few things in common, especially friends.
>I don't even know how it got in there, I meant >another but my phone just didn't agree
>Weird when I wanted to type snoyjer again it >auto changed to another
Perhaps this could be a filename theme when your able, your are another Yuno in here after all. or Snoyjer i guess.
>Yes I spoke to chara who happens to be a >hardcore fan he said it was the most difficult >in the series and I shouldn't feel bad for >looking stuff up

I have to do so myself for some things as well, like Links Awakening for example.

If you go the Aircraft Carrier route, it's literally an RTS, where you have to move you base (Ship) to a safe spot and it's all RTS from there on out.

WEW, I don't even think I've really teased you that much now that I think about it...

>Playing ranked

>Nuh uh!
I can take care of myself relatively well! It's just... I make stupid decisions is all!
Probably not...

thats ok. always next season and time to get better before then

>Oversexualised content is encouraged
I like you now, OP.

You know any games comming up which will change this tendance?
That's weird, is it tilt?
Anything you are doing wrong that you know of?
Well yea, but it's kinda spooky at times
It may be quite funny to change that it looks like kind of a gross word in the Dutch language so I'd rather not
Yea links awakening was quite a difficult game I agree, but me being a zelda sucker couldn't do that
I must admit the game took really long for me
>Cutie
Yea I'm noticing, this is probably why I'm worried. I should probably stop with it though
>Probably not
Well sucks to be me then because I think I'm about to dooze off

HALLELUJAH

sounds neat. might check it out sometime in the future. idk.
fail
>actually reading the rules
I like you, user.

Pls no more teasing

hey

not really no i should head to bed.


night

I don't tilt, and none of my Lucian games have me feeding my ass off

>I'm doing things right
>So why are things going wrong still

Goodnight tomoko

waddup?

>Am not!
I'll attempt to make better decisions eventually!
Nighty night cutie~

Time 4 lewd?

I'd recommend it, although it takes a little work to get to carriers since they would be broken OP at the beginning tiers.

I wasn't even teasing you!
>I can only imagine if I was though~

>Well yea, but it's kinda spooky at times
I suppose, but i find it rather nice.
>It may be quite funny to change that it looks like kind of a gross word in the Dutch language so I'd rather not

Oh, it was a pretty weird but kinda funny typo.

>Yea links awakening was quite a difficult game I agree, but me being a zelda sucker couldn't do that
I must admit the game took really long for me

How many times did you you steal from the shopkeeper?

I must go now, see you all later!

No idea what you're talking about.

Kinda.

Pls don't senpai

I'll love you 5ever

youtube.com/watch?v=uaMrcSHoETA

The thing is in bronze, doing stuff right isn't going to help you
Because your team will fuck up, always
You need to play decent enough to get a lead and carry. Which is pretty hard as an ADC since you need your team to protect you
>If you're not that fed that you're a god
Playing champions which can 1v5 easy might help you more
For example back when I was bronze I pretty much only played udyr and split pushed entire games until I was in silver.
You can do it I believe in you
I hope you do, and stop making me worry
>It's not night here
Later cutie
Yea me too, always cool finding people like yourself
>It looks like the Dutch word for booger
Yea it happened, might be because I'm a bit tired
Later nui!

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that's never a good idea. Or for me at least. i either forget about the thread, or i forget about the game.
Explain pls

Come on, I need tips to further my elitism

You say that like I wouldn't like that~

>Stop making you worry
Now where's the fun in that~?
Later~

You have to work through 3 cruisers, and 2 battleships to get to the carrier lines. Although it's not as bad as it sounds, as I'm fairly close to the American carriers, and I RARELY play anything American.

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O-oh

No hurting me please senpie

Суки , ебать

So it's just a little bit of work before i can join the carriers?
bweep bwoop

Now why would I hurt you, I'd simply pet you lots~
>In more ways than one if you're good~

Yep. And if you get the hang of it fast, it'll fly by!

playing overwatch and posting inbetween

I think I'm forgetting about thread. I'm done now though, how you do?

Welp, firstly you gotta be in about three non-Sup Forums chatgroups
Then you need to single out people you don't like and circlejerk about why you don't like them.
After this you should post less and less in thread until you retreat into the circlejerk permanently.
Last step is to just complain about how threads aren't the same anymore.
Oh and claim Karen.

I got an early lead when we invaded before minions and I scored fb. It only got worse from there. He hit 6 first because I played cagey while he pushed.
Sorry for late ass reply. Played a jungle Panth. Fucking close game this time. But a win.

I don't know what your type of "good" is, senpie

Have a fast Chen

>Rory-sama

neat. I'll probably download it in the morning.
>how do you
i don't know how i do. i just do it naturally
like alot for people do. You main D.VA?

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Well, what's is YOUR type of good~?

Woo! I'll have more people to play with!

Good morning/afternoon.

Especially to me.

>How you do?
Keep up fam

Appreciated.

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I don't qualify.

I couldn't even get into discord lol

Hey, how's your day so far? Just started?

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one day you will
it's like 11pm, and I'm tried af. gimme a break. But i'm fine, probably gonna play OW in the background until i'm tried.

The discord's pretty cancer anyway, I hear the admin's a dictator asshole.

Probably just listening to you and not doing anything that you don't want me to do

I heard he's in a gay relationship and he won't accept it

Hello Kaga-san.

Almost! Originally I meant to post earlier, but things came up, so I've been awake for a while.
But I'm doing fine; it's a little hot, though.
How are you, Karen?

The Kaga-san greets the Hatsuzuki

implying any other hero is worth playing anyway

Good morning me
>rattles
you forgot you have to be a sandnigger and post images of other 2d girls that aren't your waifu
>I wanna fuck sachi's hair. and just the hair�
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I think he wishes for any kind of close relationship at this point.
>Please love me

Yeah, probably should.
Don't worry about it, sleep tight when you do.

I'm alright, about to order food. What's the temperature over there?

Oh my god, is the cutest boat ever!
Haven't seen you in a while, Kaga san!

Huh, you'd simply do whatever I asked~?

Oh man. To get drunk and play Pokemon or to try and stay up all night?

I'm trying, but you just won't let me damn it.

im bout to do it karen

No, it's me, the persona master

That's why I greet you.

Boy he bout to do it.
Why aren't you posting your waifu?
Are you ashamed of being with me? Do you not want people to know?

Why not both?

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eh, i'll probably just to sleep now. i already fucked my sleep schedule after going to sleep at 5am last night.
stay up all night and go to sleep at 5. it's a magical experience.

Oh uhh

Y-yeah

Because I'm the persona master? What persona anyways? Togame and Kaga-san are the same person, I've not hinted otherwise

Sorry