I am in horrible back pain what do?

I am in horrible back pain what do?

Go to the doctor

Go to the doctor

see a doctor asap

Kill yourself

Pain pills of coarse

lol don't listen to them, dr here
just smoke some weed and you're fine

Become a doctor

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fall backwards over a garbage bin

Sneeze really hard

Go to a Chiropractor to crack your back.

Opiates

hello scoliosis

To make this clear your literally the only person who gives a shit.

4 ibuprofen every 4-5 hours , if its injury, like you pulled something, then ice it. Dont do heat for about 24 hours. Sleep on ice and might wake up completely pain free. If its chronic(long term) then take CBD oil. Saved my life after 10 years of excruciating back pain and a gazillion therapies/drugs. I could only sleep no more than 2 hours without having to get up for atleast an hour and move around. Youll have to order cbd on the interwebs as its derived from hemp/marijuana.

dr here
kill yourself

Quit your job and sign up for a disability pension

You probably have scoli, go to an orthopedic bone doctor.

I just had my spine surgically straightened last month. 9 screws. Still recovering.

Got a kKoger style fucking huge mass of acetaminophen not long ago wish me luck I'm gonna travel into the deep of space and time hommie.

Get a new mattress

drink a cup of drain cleaner

Lay down on your back on a hard flat surface. Should alleviate some pressure