Anyone know any quick and painless ways of killing yourself? I keep looking online only to find very little info...

Anyone know any quick and painless ways of killing yourself? I keep looking online only to find very little info, help me out here guys. I was thinking about hanging myself, but I don't know what I could actually hang myself from, there are really no strong or high enough places in my house to be able to properly hang from.

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Jump off a building. You won't even know you died once you hit the ground.

Trips don't lie

i think you should wait for winter and buy an old gas heater. You will eventually be killed in your sleep without even notice. If you are not patient, learn how to sabotage it

make IED
put head on IED and detonate
???
profit

Don't do it. Suicide is never the option.

someone posted a pic on a rekt thread not too long ago that showed the obituary of a nig and nigglets. the power got cut off in winter so the nig got a gas heater and ran it over night in a closed up house

try eternal bleeding OP

still live with my family, not trying to kill them too

How do I do that?

put the heater in your room and seal the door

Dont do it nigga, how will your mother react ? You ever thought of that ?
Also there's no "easy" way out, its gonna be painful most of the time, except for the helium mask technique

>tie end of rope around neck
>tie other end around tree
>get in car
>pedal to the metal
>profit

if youre lucky you will get a decapitation, which is always good if youre killing yourself in protest of some injustice

hang on while ill bring you an answer

read here mentalhealth.org.nz

drown in bath

anything that will shatter your spine, because then you wont feel anything

Of course I have, and it's those thoughts that kept me from killing myself up to this poiny, but lately everything is becoming overwhelming. All I do now is spend 100% of my fucking day thinking about what shit I am, I've been to therapists, but they never actually help. I've tried having hobbies, only for them to slowly become boring

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Take a sleeping pill then quickly put a plastic bag on your head. You'll suffocate on your sleep. Worst thing you can have close to pain are nightmares

Put a bag over your head and fill it with laughing gas, then tie it up so no air gets in.

You'll go out with an amazing high

Can't I get the pic OP posted without the text and better quality?

Glad you asked. Why do you want it to be painless?

If you're too much of a coward to accept that there might be some pain then you're too much of a coward to actually attempt it.

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Get a big tank of helium, get tubing from a hardware store, rig it up to a mask, die from not getting oxygen completely peacefully.

Grow a pair of balls and just hang yourself.

od dear, you won't! CO is a light gas, if you seal your door, you will be killed in one night, but filling a whole house would take forever! Your familly has just to open a window to purge the gas

Just buy some sleeping pills take all of them with lots of vodka

Not a good choise, unless you jump from a reasonable high, which will result in the displacement of your whorl, you might hang there for 8min. The last few will feel like hours...

Bless

Well when I say painless, I mostly mean something that won't make me puke my guts out

Dumbest idea, any idea how many people do this and don't kill themselves but end up vegetables ?

Not really painless, I mainly mean something that won't make me throw up uncontrollably or be so slow that I have enough time to regret it.

get a girlfriend, youll be dead inside quickly then jumping off a building will be like taking a walk in the park

Girlfriend is part of the reason I wanna fucking kill myself

Overdose of sleeping pills kills you, it's a drug dude

FreeDiverFag here. I practice dying for fun.

If you breath in a non poisonous gas and get rid of the CO2 you breath out, then you slip into unconscious and death with no pain at all or even any signs of it coming.

Gases that are non poisonous that work well;

Helium.........Party balloon canisters.
Nitrogen.......Car tyre centres
Argon..........Welding gas.

When you rig up your mask or tent you need to make sure that the air you breath out can escape or you will gag. This is because the CO2 build up is what your body uses to detect there is a problem with breathing, if you don't get rid of the CO2 you will struggle/suffocate/gag.

You wont get any warning, don't think about a practice run to make sure it wont be painful, if you do this you will be unconscious within 2 minutes and dead as a door nail after 5 minutes

You mean it's not a solution ?
Because it sure as fuck is an option.

Get the fuck over yourself. Everyone has issues with feeling existential dread. Suicide is the cowards way out. Are you so fucking pathetic that you can't even try to live your own life? Fucking decide to do what makes you happy and fucking get over yourself. You sound like my little brother

But the time between the jump and the impact will feel like eternity in which you can regret your decision.

And if this is cricket I will break your damn piping fingers at Kokomo joes

Overdoses of sleeping or other pills is the most common failed suicide method, more often than not giving you permanent organ damage for the rest of your sorry life.

Yes I am that pathetic

Go in the wods. Aattac a helium balloon to a gun, shoot yourself, gun flyes away an the police will have a tough time.

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Heroine is your friend. Shit numbs your body AND your mind. Whatever you do, take heroine first.

cast the bullet out of ice and they will blame it on aliens

Face mask + helium. When you breath helium you don't feel any different the whole time you're dying.

This is misleading, I know a few people tried this and reported choking, because they did not use a CRAP mask.

The reason you feel like your choking and gasp for air is not because of lack of oxygen or any other gas it is because of the build up of CO2.

The make sure it's airtight is bullshit, the most important thing is when you breath out the CO2 can escape so it doesn't build up or you will choke.

bullshit, your body can only detect CO2, if you don't get the CO2 out of your lungs then you will struggle for breath no matter what the fuck you breath in.

Breath a poisonous gas AND CO2 = feel shit and struggle to breath.
Breath a NON poisonous gas AND CO2 = feel fine and struggle to breath.

What makes it totally painless and struggle free is breathing a NON poisonous gas AND allowing the CO2 your breath out to escape.