Hi, I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. What are you selling?

Hi, I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. What are you selling?

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how much for this vintage pinecone

Do you guys have battle toads?

All I have is this harmless, little, flower.

50 cents

Do y'all sell dildos?

how much for this big fucking cat?

No, fuck you.
No.
We don't buy animals you fucking turd.
Yes.

I'm selling THE TRUTH, my friend! For the tiny amount of $35, YOU can have a ticket on the saucers when the aliens from Planet X arrive to destroy humanity! Yes, for a MERE $35 YOU CAN WATCH HUMANITY BURN in comfort!

How much for this skeleton sex slave? I got it from a necromancer who owed me a favour.

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Now hold up Rick, Ive seen quite a few of these rare vintage pine cones in my time go for about $3.

Now you can tell this is a legit vintage pine cone by the coloration of the bottom fronds.

Do you buy niglets?

Hey Rick,

I have this copy of Battletoads my friend wants me to sell for him. How much will you give me for it?

I already told you that we don't buy animals.

How about $25?
No.
Alright, $4.50
No.

I finded this baby bunny. How much?

We don't buy animals.

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My virginity, $10

How much for this original copy of Harambes portrait?

It's not an animal if you take the skin and make a wallet you stupid nigger. So how much for a rabbit skin wallet and some rabbit stew?

Kek

Hello, I'm looking to sell my collection of 14th century anal beads.

Sure
THAT GOES FOR A FORTUNE! $1,000,000!

How much can I get for this comic book I found in my grandpa's attic?

I was hoping to get $100

Meth to Chumlee

HELL YEAH NOW I CAN BUY LUNCH.

How much for this organic salted tomato, rick

Ok, I understand why you wouldnt want to buy vintage games like Battletoads.

But I am looking to buy a copy of Battletoads for myself if you've got any. How much are you selling them for?

Harambes head

Fuck you rick. I run the pawn shop across the street and i DO buy animals.
200 dollars for the big fucking cat
50 cents for the shit tier sex slave
pocket lint and a paper clip for the niglet
and these dubs to let the poor rabbit go
CHECK EM

How much for my Segway?

He's a well fed little niglet.

No
$50
How about $90?
Too salty.
No
$25
I'm suing you.

These are really nice anal beads Rick. Back in Machu Pichu the women were always so lonely from all their monkey husbands dying in war, but it was considered unladylike to masturbate, so began the anal stretching games, as the anus wasn't viewed sexually at this time, no one equated it to masturbating.

With the fossilized feces, the beautiful Amber color, and all the beads here, I'd say it's worth about $4000

Okay... $3,999

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>It has at least 2500 carat
>Whaddaya say? A houndred bucks?

I'd like to sell my collection of snes Jurassic park 2 cassettes. How much can you give me for them?

How much for my wife's used panties

I have an authentic us minted 50 dollar bill. It's worth at least 50 dollars

How much will you give me for this??

Here's a pic for authentication

Those are cartridges cunt

OHHH YEA, What do you plan on suing me for? my business has no assets and we haven't turned a profit in years.

That's a piece of shit thank you very much.
A Jurrasic park 2 movie dvd.
I just said we don't buy pieces of shit.
No.
I'm afarid we can't show that on tv.
I'm Rick Harrison bitch.

How much for blue waffles

Jar of SJW tears.

How much for this ?

no
$1,000
Too much

Hey! The pawn shop from across the street. I will give you 20 dollars for that piece of shit.
I will give you 60 dollars for that 50 dollar bill.
That bitch Rick Harrison cant compete with me if he has nothing to sale

Oh shit you gotta buy it I got quads . I'll except nothing less than a skinny tattooed dread locked 18 year old goth girl with no morals and daddy issues

Can u call expert and tell me how much this cost ??

I was fucking eating you asshole.

AHAHAHAHHAH OP broke charecter, well gg.

I bring it. Idk how expensive is it , can u help and buy it ?

>Stop lying user

An American Company Is Selling Sh*t For No Reason

>unilad.co.uk/articles/an-american-company-is-selling-sht-for-no-reason/

$400.

nice watermark... youre a thief faggot

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do you have a battletoats?

veryfunny/meme

Well hang on there you fat bald cunt
That guns sells for way over 3000 dollars

485,50 ?

these dubs

o shiet dude i will sell it for u 3000$ deal?

Best I can do is $2700

2850 ?

Sure il happily buy it for 3000

sold for 3k Very thank u

Get out.

how much for my dinner?

bullshit imposter. this nigger never puts a dollar value on anything. throw this cunt out of the store

Hold on... let me get my food expert in.

how much for my hat?

Here's my expert he knows all about flavor town

How much for these dubs?

Your dick.

Move aside newfaggots and let the serious people through.

How much on this your bald cunt.

So how much will you give me?

what can i get for it rick

Get out.
Best I can do is $5

I'm selling a pair of Chumlee's shit-stained drawers as Elvis'

This Mew is the wrong color, will you guys take it?

For free? Yes.

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Hi Rick, how much could i get for this lovely item?

"Muh poosie!"

I'm selling the beauty of nature.

I found this angry hedgehog on my table, what's it worth?

$7.50
How do you even...?
Sonic's net worth is 8 rings.

I have this badass birthday cake my aunt made.

Don't think about it too hard. How much are you willing to pay?

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got a 40 year old penis here. never been used.

No
$2,500
Half a million!

how much for this nig

I'll use it ;)
We don't buy animals sir, sorry.