Who and why?

Who and why?

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Probably the guy with the gun, but it depends on what kind of gun he has. If it's a .308 or bigger and semi-automatic then him for sure. Otherwise the grizzly.

The harambes

the human with a gun, deadliest predator the world has ever known

Wow dude you are such a poet man. Look guys fucking Aristotles over here. Why don't you go and fuck a tree you enviroment activist son of a bitch?

i chose human

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This: (obviously depending on the type of gun and tge number of rounds at disposition)

Plus, considering that the armed guy has to protect me, he would be the first one to die between the two of us. If he dies I can pick up his gun and gear and use it, if the bear dies protecting me I can't pick its "weapons".

I'm torn between wolves and bears, but probably wolves

15 wolves. no question. hardest fight would be the lions but the numbers will rule the day

1,000 rats. A guy with a gun cant do shit against that.

He can just stomp them you faggot

mice. boots bruh.

What the fuck does that have to go with being an environmentalist faggot? Humans literally are the deadliest predators in the world, you moron, and it should stay that way.

50 hawks could easily kill the man. If he has a normal rifle he may kill a couple but the other 48 would rip him apart

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my nigger. give me the hawks

forreal good luck reloading when you have two angry wounded bears and 15 wolves running at you

There's 1,000 of them. He might get a couple of stomps in before they swarm him.

The human depending on the gun.
If it's a low caliber gun the gorillas.

what the fuck are talking about, man?

hawks. If they are trained properly, they can scout ahead, and tell me about surrounding. I just have to adjust my tactics based on that intel. Hawks can also easily hunt down rabbits for me to eat.

Wolves can't even kill a human by themselves, how the fuck do you except them to kill grizzly bears, lions, gorillas and crocodiles? Go back to jerking off in your wolf fursuit, you furfag.

yep. patrick ewing is a bad nigger

he a wild boy, coach, he a wild boy

i'm saying choosing one dude with a rifle to defend you from all of the above is retarded. I'll take the hawks or the wolves

Seems like you don't understand what he said

1000 rats.
By the time the others get to me it'll be 1000000 rats

>wolves can't even kill a human by themselves

What gun does the human have? If he's got an assault rifle I'll take that.

But if he's going with like a single shot bolt action rifle or something I'll take the Harambes.

word is born

I'm going with the 9 crocs. They could each kill all of the other animals with ease. Including the human, once he's dead I got a gun and 9 crocs so I kind of win. Plus I'm over 300 lbs so all I need to kill the rats is just walk. Don't even need to stomp

15 wolves could easily kill a human they hunt in packs for a reason and the crocodile is basically useless if I'm far enough in land i can sit in a tree

aaaah look a mad amerifat

Wut

just keep running

How would a wolf even kill a crocodile much less gorillas or lions?

FUcking bullshit nigger a human with a tank is way more deadly.

Rats.

You faggots have never experienced a flood of them

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pretty much this

crocs don't do shit on land.

>not choosing 1000 rats
lmao rats would win every time
other animals can only kill so many rats at once. you'd get swarmed and killed. you only need like 50 rats to get to your protector fights off the other 950. dont underestimate rats, they may be small, but they bite like a motherfucker

only one of those choices can kill from a distance

my dog atrious, flooded

ahh now thats bullshit man

Yeah but that won't do you any good when the human snipes your ass from 1000 yards away then sits back and watches mouse vs bear while he smokes a cigarette.

Also there's that chance you can get hanta virus.

HUmans are rats best friend. They feed em, thats why rats like to live in big cities.

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im going overseas soon. i'll dump something nice in return for you.

are you delayed?

nice reasoning there, faggot

OK, go up to a croc on land and see how useless they are. Fucking retard.

I'd definitely take the 1000x mouse. They populate super fast. They would multiply in 1 year to a million. They would annihilate anything and everything. Also they carry deadly diseases and have large numbers.
Way 2 easy.

crunchy nigger spool. look into it.

Good luck shooting 1000 mice
Or 50 hawks
Also if he dies there's probably going to be a very pissed off animal between you and the gun
Gorilla master race
#harembe

Anyone who picks the gun with the gun is retarded.

Get lions, bears or wolves, get them to all charge at the guy with the gun at the same time, after they kill him, pick up his gun and use it. Now you have a guy with a gun (you) + whatever other animals you originally picked.

umm...have you ever heard croc-hunter? that australian guy..faggot.

dirty nigger lover.

... so the hunter can take pot-shots at you in the tree and the birds can peck your eyes out.

House cats are pretty bad too

fuck you im not posting as a frog from now

Assuming that the animals don't all come at once obviously the guy with the gun.

Either way you're fucked.

you speak hawk?
you can train them in the time it takes a swarm of animals to rush you?
cool guy

You have to pick the human because if you dont pick the human the human with a gun is against you. harambe vs a gun. we know how that ended. None of these animals are going to eat a bullet for you. Youre dunzo.

What caliber is the gun and who is using it?

I think in this scenario you are pretty much equally fucked no matter which option you pick

1000 rats for the win. 1000 rats could kill any of these motherfuckers

They do all come at once, not 1 by 1 to be picked off, that'd be retarded

Choosing the hunter to attack you is easy mode. The only choice that the hunter stands a chance against is the two gorillas, and that depends on what kind of gun he has. Actually this entire thing is so unbalanced no matter what you pick.

I choose 2 gorillas trying to kill me and 50 falcons defending because that clusterfuck would be fun to see.

What part of the word "protect" don't you understand?

Did I miss the part of the question where you are a fucking druid who can control animals with your brain

fucking hell, what a fucking idiot

Crocs will deflect most caliber ammunition. Unless you are point blank and hit their weak point but that's almost impossible when they're trying to kill you

How the fuck are crocs supposed to kill the hawks

YOU CANT CHOOSE THE HUMAN WITH THE GUNA U FUCKING RETARDS ONE GUN CANT BEAT 3 GRIZZLEYS 3 LIONS 2 GORILLAS 1000 RATS 15 WOLVES AND 9 CROCODILES U FUCKS

You could trivially outrun nine crocodiles unless you were hindered in some way

wat

comprehension is your strong suit, is it? you fucking worm

only one of those animals listed can be trained by humans, and it's the hawk as they have similar brain function as dogs. (humans can't be trained by humans because humans have will, which hawks don't have)

THE BEST CHOICE HERE IS THE 2 GORILLAZ WHICH WILL CARRY U UP TO A TRY, THERE U CAN FEND OFF THE BEAR UNTIL HE GOES AWAY, AND THE RATS WHICH CAN BE SMASHED AND WIPED FROM TREE.
LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE CAN ATTACK U UP THERE.

GODDAMIT UR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED

Wolves are pack animals for a reason, you fucking idiot. They can't kill anything by themselves, the average wolf is only about 30 kgs, while the average human man is around 90 kgs. The man just needs to kick it once in the head and it's dead.

>thinking you can kill most of these animals with one shot.
Human is the most faggot predator the world has ever known, even if we hadn't develop conscience and just be "another" mammal, we would be completely fucked

This question is stupid because they would all just kill you no matter what you choose

Depending on the croc they can run up to 22 mph and they have more stamina than you so they'll eventually catch up

OH YA WWN THE HUMAN TRIES TO SHOOT YOU THE GORILLA WILL SUICIDE AND GO TO KILL HIM

croc tactics u know

>he doesn't know that hawks fucking fly

1000 rats any day, everything there would be helpless to stop the swarm.

THEY CANT FLY THROUGH TREES U FAGGOT

It was supposed to be three gorillas until that bastard with the rifle iced my boy. His brothers will have their vengeance.

We kill the hunter first. #dicksout

Fuck all those options. I choose magma x1.

Crocs are too slow on land, the gunman could easily just shoot them all before they're even close to him, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

the rats vs the guy duh

Crocs and wait it out in the middle of a pond. Most things will drown trying to get to me. Those that don't will get their shit pushed back into their buttholes by the crocs.

humans can run up to 28 mph, 44 km/h

>even if we hadn't developed [reason for success of man] we would just be "another" mammal, we would be completely fucked

No shit, brains and tools are the reason we are what we are. It ain't all about size and power, my negroid friend.

You've never seen a would have you? Also they can weigh up to 120 pounds and its very rare for a human to kill a wolf without a gun so a kick to the head would barely phase it and probably just piss it off. Btw a wolf if filled with adrenaline can probably take up to three bullets until it finally goes down

In an enclosed space 1000 rats would be alarming. But their easy to counter in the open, thanks to the beauty of human ingenuity.

Have you, my friend, ever heard of fire?

All you retards not picking human.

The fact is nothing on that list will defend you from that human shooting you in the head from 100 yards out.

Though in reality you're fucked no matter who you pick so you might as well not pick the human so he can end your life quickly.

they can run faster than you
they can jump a few meters too