Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
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Calamity-masu'd
Off yourself immediately.
Do I crawl out of bed in the cold in my semi-lucid inspired state or lay down and accept sleep?
ok dad
crawl out of bed
@ senpai, since I'm on my phone and can't reply to posts that are in another thread
It is not cute, shush
I will get her back. Just you wait.
Hello Makoto. What's up?
I'm not a bully today.
Probably.
Hi Sachi. How're you?
>Rattles
I think it's super cute! You a super cute!
A tad tired, reading stories on /o/ and thinking about what to do first. Buy my Supra, or move out to an appartment with my friend.
Nooooo i am not senpai pls no
Why must you do this
On my way to college, I'm sort of buried under stuff though
You're the super cute!
Doing alright, Fran?
Hmm. I see. Don't think i have any particularly useful input for that one.
Because I think you're cute, that's why!
Am not!
Why do you seem familiar?
D.Va
You especially should off yourself.
Fine
But i get lap pillow whenever I want
You're flirting with fat/lonely men on a website.
Get some help, you pathetic loser.
Migi
No need for input, is what it is. How are you?
It's a deal, Cutie~
I'll care one day, I'm sure.
Yay
Hello again
Migi is a he
no bully?
Hi loli boat slut I'm alright
did you learn how to sex the boats?
>rattle rattle
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hey bb wanna fuck?
NO
I'm sure when you're family sees how pathetic you ar-..wait they already know, nevermind. Must suck knowing your entire family disowned you.
Just a bit squished, but I'll be fine
How are you? Still loving on those loli boat butts?
paulbaribeau.bandcamp.com
For the feels
I am curious, is there similarities between you and your waifu?
Hiya.
>Disowned me
>Living in their garage
C'mon man, surely you can insult me better than that. Put some thought into it.
>Trying to get inside my head with reverse psychology
Just hang yourself with twizzlers, please. Your existence is pointless.
you are literally retarded.
Says the guy discussing an anime character that he loves. Go slam up some Xanax and cry.
Kys
I'm pretty good. Just not quite awake yet.
No. Syndra's teaching was lackluster to say the least.
literally off yourself
I being serious, I've heard some pretty good insults before, but these are some pretty generic ones. Lurk a bit, figure people out, then try to hit them where it hurts. That's how you do proper insults. I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter, or at least stand out among the rest.
>Besides, as light as I am, a twizzler rope would break.
Lead by example, waste.
ITT: avatar fag insulting other avatar fags about being avatar fags
Nice.
What a stellar argument. "You're retarded." Ironically enough, I could say the same about you, for using that argument, like it's a good one.
Okay, tenryuu
>I simply wish to see you be a better shitposter
I hope you die in a horrible motorbike accident.
Whats with that guy telling you to kill yourself?
did me not teach you anything?
She's my waifu not my avatar
The point of shitposting isn't to be entertaining to the victims. You're so stupid.
Put red bull through the coffee machine, a few people in my robotics team swore by that
I've seen good shitposting, hell I've done some good shitposting, and this is not it
>She's my waifu not my avatar
Buy some prime Twizzlers and wrap those bad boys around your neck.
ok dad
when will you come home?
Other than that we're both guys?
Not that i can think of
See, that's a bit better. A step in the right direction at least.
Syndras lessons were lackluster?
Who knows, I don't have much better to do till I fall asleep, so I'll keep them company.
I know that, but generic insults also don't really do much of anything other than make you look like a retard.
>She's my waifu not my avatar
I sincerely hope you die violently in the near future, lying in a field alone and helpless.
>implying Fran shitposts
Really?
Cleveland show is better
When will you die violently?
>bragging about shitposting
Go to Malaysia airlines and have a good flight.
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Both shows are equally garbage.
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Your caretaker must wanna slip some poison in your drink on a day to day basis.
Syndra's lesson can be summed up as "Boats have sex." Followed by "Not all boats have the same anatomy, you boat-racist" with no further explanation.
Ehh yeah i've heard of that. Not sure it's something i'd do, but hey, to each their own.
How's that Osteogenesis Imperfecta?
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Hmmm, alrighty then~
>Cute, but not a trap
My what now?
Maybe she was trying to say she wanted you to learn about boat anatomy with her as the example?
Considering I've never had a broken bone in my life, I'd say it's pretty good.
You're boat racist?
I'm sorry i can't talk to you anymore
That Osteogenesis Imperfecta must be pretty crippling.
Looks like this fuckin' thread is dead. Good riddance, cancer.
You're about a plethora of broken bones, brother.
Oh ok
I've been called cute before and handsome by others, but i don't really think so tbh
Back in my day shitposting MEANT something
you're pretty sad
Not in /waifu/, mostly in /tg/
Shitposting can be fun, depending on how you do it
These are the people who would spend a few days awake at a time
Coffee or an energy drink may work for you, if you are tired
You see, when two boats love each other a whole lot, or when they are lonely and drunk, they have a special hug. Sometimes it can be done in several other ways, but a hug is common. Now this hug feels really good, but because God said it's bad you shouldn't do it! If you do, or think about it too often, or try to "hug" yourself you WILL go to hell for all eternity! So remember, any earthly desire is sin! Be sure to eat only plain bread and oatmeal and be celibate.
>This coming from one of the worst shitposters ever
Yeah right, you're probably some fat neckbeard who sits at your computer all day, and never interacts with people in person. I mean, you do have waifu after all.
Stop attention-whoring on a thread on Sup Forums
Loser.
I asked. Then Syndra went to bed.
Nope. Syndra just says i am.
This doesn't seem useful either...
Your days are numbered, faggot.
>implying that wasn't in itself a shitpost
claim
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Yeah man definitely, guy who shaves every time his facial hair gets long, exercises, etc
Totally fam
>shitposting to point out shitposting
I don't think we've met before, actually. I've seen you once or twice though.
You a cute though!
>Ever thought about it~?
She's playing hard to get, she definitely wants to show you how it's done first hand! That's why she got offended and called you a boat racist! It's the only logical explanation.
Anyone with a differing opinion deserves a swift and painful death.
Could've fooled me
Samefagging this hard
>shitposting
>fam
Yeah, you're totally not an overweight neckbeard who dreams of finally losing his virginity. It's a pipe dream, brother.
Just fuck already
No I haven't thought about it lmao
Exactly! You and konata were actually good shitposters!
It is very useful! This is the way to avoid sin and save your eternal soul from damnation! I'm trying to lead you down the path of RIGHTEOUSNESS and HOLINESS!
You're not a SATANIST, are you?
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>Ever thought about ~it~
Why hotdogs are in packs of 6 and buns are in packs of 8?
>lmao
Contract a lethal illness.
Why does shitposting pull you out of lurk?
Lost mine in freshman year to a crazy junior bitch
shit was tight
Also
>6'2
>160 lbs
Totally overweight
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I already had cancer once, i don't think life will be that much of a bitch again and give me another type
Everyone in this thread is a shitposter, get over it. Whether someone is shitposting or not is subjective. In my opinion, or factinion, you're the shitposter, brother.
>shit was tight
Overdose already.
>6'2
>160 Ibs
>Trying to show off in a community of overweight anime character lovers
A master voodoo doll spell man should have some fun with you.
Syndra isn't a boat though?
Sure. Hail Satan, or Hydra, or whatever is in this week.
>Rattle
I started posting few days ago
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Check 'em singles!
Oh well, I could only have hoped.
THAT! NOW THAT IS A REAL FUCKING WONDER OF THE WORLD. Only here it's hotdogs in packs of 10, and buns in 8.
>6'3"
>145 pounds
I really am a fucking twig...
Dongpasu!
Or is she? Maybe she's close to a boat then...