Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I may or may not have a 'dat boi' alternative cover of this saved.
I love how it's bass centered but still very rocky and addictive. They have a collaboration with Sunn O))) which is also really good.
Did you listen to Akuma no Uta?
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Time to go guys, might be on later tonight
Ok, thanks bro
I do have a little bit of body fat, not much though
I probably wont
I've listened to everything.
Kuraimu
Gardy claimed
Gonna go to the beach now, cya lads in a bit
Playing a game with us sounds awesome! We should really try doing it sometime.
Shame that the dance got cancelled...
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(Suiko)
Sounds like an absolute party
(Shiro)
Why are your joints hurting? And nice, gonna finish it up today? Just alternately studying A&P and posting.
(Makoto)
I mean I did send you an unsolicited dong so I guess you could make a case for that
Also I really haven't bothered to look at my legs so I'm not sure if I like them or not
I have a strange tendency to forget what I look like
I always forget how big my dimples are, for example, or that I have shoulders
There is too. You're a bully
Nah it'll be fine...
Calamity-masu'd
@senpai
Yeah they didn't use staples or stitches, they used this type of some glue shit or something that makes the tissues and shit connect
We only have like every weekend, plus several shows in one day in February
>kill me I'm gonna die of stress
D.Va
For real, to.e to go
Have fun at the beach
Yeah. I can totally run one online
THIS IS YOUR ETERNAL SOUL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! NO PRICE IS TO GREAT TO PAY AND NO SUFFERING TOO MUCH FOR ITS SALVATION!
Hello again
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I believe I told you about weight training that I'm taking in school, that's why my joints are hurting. Yep, just an episode and a half to go.
Fucking dong.
Despite the hair, I'm like Karen. I like long and slender legs, which mine very much are.
I've rarely heard of those. But it seems like it worked relatively alright!
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It has, but the problem after they took the shitbag away and put my small intestine back inside me was the tape they used to put on the bandage
that shit gave me a very bad fucking rash and it itched like fuck
Sure sure. See you later Fran.
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>dimples
Girls playfully tease me about mine
You did, yeah, I just didn't immediately make that connection. Besides the joint pain, how's that going? And sounds solid. What are you planning on watching/reading next?
I think mine are hairy, I guess
That's really all I know about them
I know what my face looks like pretty well
Couldn't tell you about the rest of me
If I ever spoke to a girl she might do that, but I'm missing a key prerequisite here.
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I didn't know you were such a Boris junky. But why? Their discography is quite extensive.
Allergic to it, or is that just how the material is in general?
>I'm finally feeling tired. If I vanish, I passed out.
I can tell you in detail about almost all of my body, save my back. It's probably the one place I don't pay that much attention to ever. The only thing about it I know really is that I can grab my shoulder bone with the same sided arm. And that if I bend over even a bit, my spine is VERY visible.
>I see you
Allergic
Very allergic
Hi Boat.
Are you going to do a better job teaching me today?
It's fine enough. Since I haven't really been lifting in months I'm pretty weak, but I'm sure by the end of the semester I'll be fantastic. After Mirai Nikki I'll finish up Flying Witch. You been watching any anime?
Yo why do i see pics of 3d Male bodies. This is the opposite of what the fuck i wanna see on a waifu thread.
Shame.
Just in time to say goodnight to my cutie I guess
>Night night~
I always finish what I start, I guess.
Needs more blonde hair, tbh.
What's up, Shino?
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Im not even going to attempt to saying the full name.
>Are you going to do a better job teaching me today?
Teach you what?
I can definitely do that. Really the only thing I know about my body is the odd little tricks it can do. I can do a few fun things with my relatively large Adam's apple, my thumbs are double jointed, I can raise one eyebrow, my fingers bend oddly far back, I can vibrate my eyes, etc.
I'm in that state as well. I need to work out more but with both school and work it's getting tough to find good time. Never seen that one. I've just been keeping up with Shokugeki no Soma S2 as it comes out.
I couldn't agree more.
Your such a QT! blonde lives matter.
I'm good! just getting ready to go on a used game hunt today. Lookin for final fantasy X Remastered.
Ah, that show. I've heard good things about it, the first season is on my plan to watch list.
Yikes, you made sure to tell them about that, right? You wouldn't want other doctors to use that on you in any event again.
>I'm not actually allergic to anything. That that I've encountered anyways.
I'm not cute!
And I still have a bit left in me!
>Vibrate eyes
I have yet to meet another person who can do this! I used it to freak out my nephew for the longest time.
Boat anatomy.
Nice. Wish you luck.
Akame!
Don't think a cutie like you can go unnoticed
Oh that's good
I'm sorry I left tread for so long
I got kinda caught up in muh games
Yeah i told them and they gave me some cream for it while I was still in the hospital
I have cancer.
That's something I should improve myself on, but I'm the kind of guy that keeps repeating whatever is already finished just to make it a little better until my patience has run out.
Happily this is not a problem when it comes to music.
>X Remaster
Not worth in my opinion, I'd rather emulate the PS2 PAL game.
>globally considered as easiest PS2 title to emulate
>original and remaster soundtracks are equally good, each one has their ups and downs
>the graphic improvement just isn't worth the money, since you would be emulating it for free
But that's just the opinion of an emulation nerd with money problems.
Seems you didn't notice me in my ghetto house tho
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>here comes dat boi
>O shit drone
>The United States Military has less drones than this.
>le japanese drone lizard
>TAKE ME TO THE SKIES WITH YOUR DRONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking comment sections.
Love them.
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It's fine. I ended up looking closer at my scabs. I think applying some neosporin from now on would be a wise idea.
>I'll give you some cream~
That's good, did it help a lot or was it kinda just a "we have you something for it, even if it doesn't work" kinda things?
If i can play it on my ps4 worth it.
You gotta remember shino uses a macbook pro.
So my only source of gaming "besides league" is my p4. Plus if i can find it for like 15 bucks used thats legit.
I got bloodborne for 15 bucks. It's gonna cost me more for the DLC. kek.
Also homura how are you man we haven't talked for awhile.
what are u switching to a bote again?
You need a boat for that.
doot doot, barbecuing right now.
How is our newest fleetgirl doing?
I am here.
Again? I didn't do it once.
And no.
You're a boat, though.
maid
qt loli
I want to feel you inside me~
Holy shit that picture is fucking golden
>For some reason it wasn't giving me a (you)
I'm sorry my mommy told me to stay away from the ghetto
Yea they looked kinda bad
But I'm not a doctor
>Yet
So I was going to ignore it
Anything else exciting happened?
ask
I'm pretty good. How about you?
>I am here.
So you'll teach me boat anatomy?
Thanks
Oh my. Uhhh not sure what to say to that one.
I want to feel the inside of you~
I wanna wear you like a glove
is that gay?
I bet you smell weird.
my little blonde tug boat.
Yeah it worked really well
If you're offering your cream you should give it to me tbh
yes shino
that is gay
Shino you gay.
Eh, I see. Isn't it possible to get a windows dual boot?
15 bucks for Bloodbourne sounds like an incredibly good deal though.
I'm doing good, not much going on with my life. What about you?
>marveling
Eat some for me.
Eh? We switched roles in your imagination that quickly?
Probably?
Well i guess that depends how you define weird. I took a shower about an hour and a half ago though.
Eh? I'm a tug boat?
That feels derogatory for some reason...
she is better
I want to fist the inside of you~
I only fug. I don't get fugged
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My mom made me hunt for skags when I was 7. I was respected as the alpha male of the gully at age 13. Anyway how's your day?
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She doesn't have a personality.
I've actually met a remarkable number of people who can, though I understand it's relatively uncommon. A lot of people get strangely weirded out about it, but in a way it's really fun to do. Looks like there's some big earthquake going on.
I've really been enjoying it, there's a remarkable bit of tension built up in just watching people have cookoffs.
Well...
I'm going to pretend that's a compliment. I guess.
Eh? Your post has me confused.
Both parts of it.
Yours is stereotypical for a trash waifu
I mean i could dual boot. But, I love having this laptop open while gaming on my tv cuz then i can just fuck around on here.and watch stuff on the stream. It's kinda nice to have it separated, I've grown quite fond of it.
As far as life? Just been hanging out at home taking care of my dog fuckin around in my garden, living that NEET life bro.
recently i started playing league with gardy, akame and fran and its a blast. So much fun especially on the mic. I think we played for 5 hours yesterday shit was top notch keks.
I want to hug Laala
I want to be in the insides of you~
I want to fug u.
And I want to smell u. mmmm
Kek, I love that game
>Tfw I still need to finish the presequal but pc is rip
It's was quite good, got really into metroid prime again
What about yours?
No problem
In the insides... Can't say i'm sure what that means.
You... uhh... Hmm.
I'll again pretend that is a compliment.
Though i think saying you want to smell someone is always considered a little... lewd? Odd? Something like that.
I didn't get to play the presequel and I heard it wasn't so great.
>Got a service call early this moring
Got a nice 4 hours of sleep so I kinda feel like shit
I want to rest my head on Togame's lap
i want to taste your insides~
I want to rest my head on your lap
Cirno claim!
And today, I GOT good!
Look at this:
Quads says Cirno's tits are best
And this... woulda been cool if the thread was fucking played the normal way...
Dammit:
Self-GET on 47, too
I finished Mirai Nikki.
Eh, that makes me miss my PS2 times where after getting stuck in the game for too long, all I had to do was zip zap into the laptop and look up a walk-through.
Nowadays that can be almost replicated with alt-tab or a second screen, but I understand how you like that way better.
That's pretty much what my life looks like, replace dog with cat.
League can be really enjoyable with friends, after all it's worse part is the community and you can avoid that by playing with persons you like.
Even when you're losing you can have a good time on voice.
How badly do you want to do that?
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It's not a compliment, it's what I'm going to do to you, now come here little one, let me feel your gorgeous young body~
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I want to smell your insides~
I can only assume that filename is indicative of your thoughts on the show?
>renge